有哪些爆笑的笑話?
朋友,有幸得到你的邀請講笑話,那好就聽我講幾個吧!
(一)有耳不捉捉鼻子
從前,有一個小偷去偷人家的南瓜,卻被主人撞見。主人一把扭住小偷的耳朵,痛得小偷嗷嗷直叫,眼見無法脫身了,小偷卻靈機一動,心生歪計。就裝作若無其事的樣子對主人說:「幸好你抓住的是我耳朵,如果捉住我的鼻子的話我就該死了跑不了了。「主人想:是呀!水牛有千斤之力,鼻子穿著繩子就乖乖地跟著人走,我何不去抓住他的鼻子,讓他也乖乖地跟我走。想罷便換手去捉住小偷的鼻子,心想,看你怎樣跑灬還未想完,小偷卻把頭一甩,跑啦!哈哈哈灬這就是俗語"有耳不捉捉鼻子。"的典故(陳村宏原創)
(二)這是我應該做的
蘭蘭和芳芳都是幼兒園中班生了。她們在學校里學了「對不起,謝謝!不用謝,這是我應該做的。「等文明禮貌用語。星期天,蘭蘭去芳芳家裡玩捉迷藏的遊戲。蘭蘭不小心把芳芳的花瓶打破了。蘭蘭忙對芳.芳說:「對不起!「芳芳忙介面說:「謝謝!「蘭蘭見芳芳說謝謝,也忙介面說:「不用謝!這是我應該做的。「(陳村宏,)
(三,)一鍋豆腐和一萬兵馬
從前有一個人,熟讀《三國演義》,某些
章節還能一字不漏地肯出來。大家叫他「三國通「。三國通夫婦開了一間豆腐店,認賣豆腐為業。門口還擺茶水供過往客商歇腳飲用。一天早上,三國通的老婆上街買菜去了,三國通正在店裡煮豆腐漿,這時門口已有幾個人在歇腳飲茶。有個人想和三國通開個玩笑,便高聲說道:「話說當年曹操八十二萬大軍下江南時~「話未說:完,三國通見人家說錯了,慌忙放下手中的活出來糾正說:「是八十三萬。「那人卻堅持說八十二萬。就這樣,一個說八十二萬,一個說八十三萬,互不相讓。這時,三國通的老婆上街回來了。一進門就聞到一股焦糊味,便大聲罵道:「死老鬼,什麼八十二萬八十三萬的,豆腐漿己燒糊了,一鍋豆腐賣不出去了,損失多大呢、「三國通卻毫不在乎說:.「婦道人家懂個屁!一鍋豆腐值幾個錢?兵馬.少一萬,損失才慘呢!「(陳村宏原創.)
(注)以上幾篇笑話是本人的原創,於上個世紀八十年代刊登在《廣東農村報》上。
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三秒爆笑????
把喜事搞成喪事不笑你找我
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這牛不是吹的,牛溜冰可厲害了。
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搞笑視頻,爆笑你給我20塊,你想讓我做什麼就做什麼
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孫子給爺爺的拜年視頻:祝爺爺早生貴子。
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樸實,但是我也笑了
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我是做美食解說的,我跟其他做美食不同的是,我用川普搞笑解說的模式來操作,我不知道我的回答能讓你滿意嗎
特別搞笑?看好了兄弟
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這個就很簡單了,本人今日頭條垂直發布搞笑圖片 搞笑視頻 搞笑GIF 搞笑段子,一應俱全,保證你每天都樂開懷。
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