有哪些爆笑的笑話？

朋友，有幸得到你的邀請講笑話，那好就聽我講幾個吧！

(一)有耳不捉捉鼻子

從前，有一個小偷去偷人家的南瓜，卻被主人撞見。主人一把扭住小偷的耳朵，痛得小偷嗷嗷直叫，眼見無法脫身了，小偷卻靈機一動，心生歪計。就裝作若無其事的樣子對主人說:「幸好你抓住的是我耳朵，如果捉住我的鼻子的話我就該死了跑不了了。「主人想:是呀！水牛有千斤之力，鼻子穿著繩子就乖乖地跟著人走，我何不去抓住他的鼻子，讓他也乖乖地跟我走。想罷便換手去捉住小偷的鼻子，心想，看你怎樣跑灬還未想完，小偷卻把頭一甩，跑啦!哈哈哈灬這就是俗語"有耳不捉捉鼻子。"的典故(陳村宏原創)

(二)這是我應該做的

蘭蘭和芳芳都是幼兒園中班生了。她們在學校里學了「對不起，謝謝！不用謝，這是我應該做的。「等文明禮貌用語。星期天，蘭蘭去芳芳家裡玩捉迷藏的遊戲。蘭蘭不小心把芳芳的花瓶打破了。蘭蘭忙對芳.芳說:「對不起！「芳芳忙介面說:「謝謝！「蘭蘭見芳芳說謝謝，也忙介面說:「不用謝！這是我應該做的。「(陳村宏,)

(三,)一鍋豆腐和一萬兵馬

從前有一個人，熟讀《三國演義》，某些

章節還能一字不漏地肯出來。大家叫他「三國通「。三國通夫婦開了一間豆腐店，認賣豆腐為業。門口還擺茶水供過往客商歇腳飲用。一天早上，三國通的老婆上街買菜去了，三國通正在店裡煮豆腐漿，這時門口已有幾個人在歇腳飲茶。有個人想和三國通開個玩笑，便高聲說道:「話說當年曹操八十二萬大軍下江南時~「話未說:完，三國通見人家說錯了,慌忙放下手中的活出來糾正說:「是八十三萬。「那人卻堅持說八十二萬。就這樣，一個說八十二萬，一個說八十三萬，互不相讓。這時，三國通的老婆上街回來了。一進門就聞到一股焦糊味，便大聲罵道:「死老鬼，什麼八十二萬八十三萬的，豆腐漿己燒糊了，一鍋豆腐賣不出去了，損失多大呢、「三國通卻毫不在乎說:.「婦道人家懂個屁!一鍋豆腐值幾個錢？兵馬.少一萬，損失才慘呢!「(陳村宏原創.)

(注)以上幾篇笑話是本人的原創，於上個世紀八十年代刊登在《廣東農村報》上。

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三秒爆笑????

把喜事搞成喪事不笑你找我

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這牛不是吹的，牛溜冰可厲害了。

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搞笑視頻，爆笑你給我20塊，你想讓我做什麼就做什麼

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孫子給爺爺的拜年視頻：祝爺爺早生貴子。

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樸實，但是我也笑了

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我是做美食解說的，我跟其他做美食不同的是，我用川普搞笑解說的模式來操作，我不知道我的回答能讓你滿意嗎

特別搞笑？看好了兄弟

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這個就很簡單了，本人今日頭條垂直發布搞笑圖片 搞笑視頻 搞笑GIF 搞笑段子，一應俱全，保證你每天都樂開懷。

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