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Why Stinky Fart Makes Headphones Sound Far Better?

(超導體)耳機發燒：為啥放屁會讓耳機的音質突然變好？

吃飽了回來， 老鄉放了一個沒有聲音的臭屁。

俺在聽著耳機呢， 沒想到不期而遇的臭屁讓平時聽慣了的音樂更通透， 三頻更均衡了， 聲場大了一圈， 感覺更寬鬆了。

於是， 俺摘下耳機問：

「瘦子， 你是不是放了個大臭屁？ 」

老鄉點了點頭算是無聲地承認了。

俺接著問， 「你說說， 為什麼屁會讓耳機的音質突然變好？」

瘦子沉吟半晌， 說:

「屁這個東西牽涉到很多國家機密。

你知道嗎？ 屁裡面除了甲烷， 還有超導體。」

俺一下子精神振作起來，

「屁裡面還有超導體？ 你別欺負俺沒讀過書啊。你說話有沒有科學根據呢？」

瘦子嚴肅地說:

「硫化氫是無機化合物，化學式為H2S。正常是無色、易燃的酸性氣體，濃度低時帶惡臭，氣味如臭蛋；濃度高時反而沒有氣味（因為高濃度的硫化氫可以麻痹嗅覺神經）。2015年，物理學者發現，硫化氫在溫度203K 極度高壓的環境下發生超導相變，是目前已知最高溫度的超導體。」

參考文獻：

Cartlidge, Edwin. Superconductivity record sparks wave of follow-up physics. Nature News. 18 August 2015 [18 August 2015].

Hack a day: Why Stinky Fart Can Make Your Headphones Sound Much More Awesome than Changing Power Chords

Author: BirdyBird

After we came back to our dorm from the McD,

my old time buddy Sean cut the cheese in a stealthy fashion.

I was listening to my Hi-end headphones.

The unexpected odour of fart suddenly made my listening experience superb.

The bass, the mid and the treble became drop dead balanced and a lot more music details were unveiled.

Tremendous amount of timbres gushed to my eardrums.

This is true music, I think.

This is unpresidented!!!

I took off my headphones and asked Sean,

「Hi bro, did you just let out a big fat stinky fart?」

my old time buddy blushed and nodded silently as a shy acknowledgment.

I kept going and asked,

「Tell me why your stinky fart makes my headphones sound awesome, please?」

Sean did not answer before a long break,

「Speaking of the fart, there are some state secrets involved and I am not sure if

I am at liberty to disclose. You know, besides methane, there is some superconductor in my fart.」

I almost jumped up in joy,

「Superconductor in your fart? Never heard of it! Is it even scientific?」

Sean replied with a poker face,

「Hydrogen sulfide is the chemical compound with the formula H2S.

It is a colorless gas with the characteristic odor of rotten eggs.

It is very poisonous, corrosive, and flammable.Being heavier than air,

it tends to accumulate at the bottom of poorly ventilated spaces.

Although very pungent at first, it quickly deadens the sense of smell,

so victims may be unaware of its presence until it is too late.

At pressures above 90 GPa (gigapascal), hydrogen sulfide becomes a

metallic conductor of electricity. When cooled below a critical temperature

this high-pressure phase exhibits superconductivity.

The critical temperature increases with pressure, ranging from

23 K at 100 GPa to 150 K at 200 GPa.

And it is the superconductor known to human with the highest critical temperature as of now.」

Reference:

Cartlidge, Edwin. Superconductivity record sparks wave of follow-up physics. Nature News. 18 August 2015 [18 August 2015].

Superconductivity record sparks wave of follow-up physics

Keywords:

superconductor, superconductivity, audiophile, headphone, Hi-Fi, scientific, science, hack, fart, Hydrogen sulfide, H2S

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