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大帝逗獅反被咬,恩比德的屠獅事迹實為忽悠無知的美國人?

大帝逗獅反被咬,恩比德的屠獅事迹實為忽悠無知的美國人?

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原文鏈接:[美國JRs之聲]大帝逗獅反被咬,恩比德的屠獅事迹實為忽悠無知的美國人?

Joel Embiid getting bit by a lion

小獅咬大帝

自己要玩小獅子,被咬也要裝享受!恩比德非洲行逗小獅子玩?

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[–]Timberwolvesstealy_darn 1125 指標 10小時前

This Embiid vs. KAT rivalry is getting out of hand

森林狼球迷:恩比德和唐獅的宿敵對決有點收不住了啊!

[–][GSW] Klay ThompsonKelseyPlumFan 1044 指標 11 小時前

「He bit me,」 Embiid said of the lion』s bite on his arm. "That f***ing lion bit me."

Embiid added, 「it hurt so much ,」 repeating it four times.

Embiid then said he wanted to add the lion to the list of animals he avoids this summer.[譯註1]

「它咬住我了,」恩比德說到獅子在他胳膊上咬的那一下,「MLGBD小獅子咣嘰給我啃了一口。」恩比德補充道,「那太疼了!」,大帝重複說了四遍。

隨後恩比德表示他希望把獅子加到這個夏天他不想再見到的動物名單里。

[譯註1][美國JRs之聲]詹姆斯曾盛讚隔扣自己的塔特姆並關注其Ins,連說四遍「他太棒了!」>>凱爾特人隨隊記者:在東決搶七結束後,我聽到勒布朗在更衣室里大喊:「他逮住我了」,指代塔特姆在他身上完成的那個隔扣。「MLGBD塔特姆咣嘰給我炸了一下。」詹姆斯補充道。「他太棒了!」勒布朗重複說了四遍。後來,勒布朗表示,他想把塔特姆加到這個夏天和他一起訓練的球員名單中。

[–][LAL] Kobe BryantJediKnight94 447 指標 11小時前

Trust the process. Next week he will wake up with super cat speed and be MVP this year.

湖人球迷:相信過程。到下周大帝就會攜超級貓力蘇醒,然後勇奪下賽季MVP。

[–]76ersxychosis 199 指標 10小時前

Its not quite how the Black Panther got his superpowers, but itll have to do

76人球迷:雖然說黑豹不是用這種方式獲得超能力的,但是為了大帝,我欽定了!

[–][TOR] OG AnunobyPormanNowell 188 指標 10小時前

De strengf of de bleck pentah[譯註2]

盒豹介神累哦!

[–]SunsEvan5050 103 指標 9小時前

WILL BE STRIPPED AWEH[譯註2]

馬桑被奪肘嘍。

[譯註2]源自電影《黑豹》有濃厚黑人口音的台詞


[–]76ersxychosis 112 指標 10小時前

I love the initial reaction trying to play it off, lol.

76人球迷:大帝一開始試圖保持淡定的樣子真是太有趣了23333。

[–]Raptorsscorelesswilliamson 461 指標 10小時前

hilarious how he tried to tough it out because its a cute kitten but then had to come to terms that hes dealing with a god damn lion

太搞笑了,因為抱著的似乎是一隻小貓崽子所以他還想要裝酷。不過隨即恩比德也明白了面前就是實打實的一隻獅子啊。

[–][TOR] Hakeem OlajuwonXsteezyCC 106 指標 8小時前

『FUCK! AHHH』

「擦!疼疼疼」

[–]runit21 368 指標 11小時前

awww..so cu...FFFFFUCCCCCCK

「哦好可ai……艹艹艹艹」

[–]Lakersxkittenpuncher 100 指標 9小時前

When you nut but she still suckin

湖人球迷:當你已經全情釋放了可她還試圖吸干榨盡.gif。

[–]NBARobert-Muellers-Fist 52 指標 10小時前

In the same progression Joel makes the exact same faces and noises as I do when my lady friend sticks her finger up my but.

被獅子咬了一口的恩比德臉上的表情和發出的聲音,和我的女性朋友試圖指掌我的大菊時我的反應簡直一模一樣。

[–]KnicksNicTehMan 80 指標 9小時前

nah chief this aint it

尼克斯球迷:不,老哥,那可不一樣。


[–]WarriorsUnsAdi 929 指標 10小時前

What yall dont realize is that this isnt a baby lion, its a fully grown one

勇士球迷:因為恩比德的身形對比,大家都沒意識到這可不是什麼幼崽,這是一隻已經長成了的獅子啊。手動滑稽。

[–]Chick-n-Stu 247 指標 6小時前

Lion likes processed meat

過程之肉獅之愛。

[–]ogbmt 239 指標 9小時前

cue Nick Wright describing Joel Embiid as 7 foot 9.

此時插入吹牛大王Nick Wright的評論:恩比德身高兩米三五!

[–][MIN] Andrew WigginsMassKhalifa 89 指標 8小時前

Joel Embiid has fireballs in his eyes and shoots lightning out of his ass

不僅身高過人,比德大帝還能目傾火球,臀射閃電。


[–]LakersChrisisvenom2 76 指標 10小時前

Makes sense, lions love goat

湖人球迷:講道理,獅子吃羊沒毛病。

[譯註3]goat即Greatest of all time(史上最佳)縮寫,此處為球迷指代恩比德。

[–]Raptorse_muny 44 指標 9小時前

Their all just laughing while this man is being eaten alive

拍視頻的人笑著笑著,大帝就被這個獅子生吞活吃了。

[–]Undecidedvoter212 49 指標 7小時前

Sixers medical staff collectively shitting their pants

76人隊醫此刻在大洋彼岸的熒屏面前嚇到瀨尿。

[–]Bullsmyk8 64 指標 10小時前

This looks like it genuinely hurts

我老天,光看著都覺得疼。


[–]76erseru88 260 指標 11小時前

Oh damn, I know that shit hurts when its my cat. Cant imagine that lion.

我家的貓主子賞我一口我都有點背不住。讓獅子咬一口什麼感覺真是難以想像。

[–]Bloodtinted1 121 指標 10小時前

Its probably proportionate for a guy embids size.

按比例而言,像大帝那樣的體型讓獅子咬一口,可能就跟我們被貓咬差不多吧。

[–]PelicansKonigSteve 390 指標 10小時前

his skin isnt proportionally thicker lol.

鵜鶘球迷:不過他的皮膚不會跟身材一樣成比例地變厚啊hhh

[–][BOS] Paul PierceDaLyricalMiracleWhip 583 指標 9小時前

Just look at KD

看看杜蘭特就知道了。[譯註4]

[譯註4]thick skin又指「臉皮厚」,即不敏感。

[–]NBAverypoorunistudent 180 指標 9小時前

Speaking of KDs skin, have you seen him recently? Hes due to shed anytime soon

既然說到了杜蘭特的皮膚,有人最近見過他嗎?最近他也是差不多該蛻皮了。


[–]NetsSelfDeprecating 1574 指標 11小時前

Reminded me of Embiid messing with Americans when he arrived for college

籃網球迷:這個視頻讓我想到了恩比德剛進大學的時候,編故事糊弄美國老百姓的故事。

「Americans dont really have any idea whats going on in the world, especially us Africans. When they think about Africans, they think about us running around with lions and tigers and all those other animals. When I got to Kansas I kind of used that to my advantage, talking about how I killed a lion and thats how I became a man.

「美國人對於世界上在發生什麼事真的毫無概念,對非洲尤其如此。一想到非洲人,美國人就會覺得我們會在獅子老虎或者其他什麼蛇蟲鳥獸的環繞下自由奔跑。所以我一進堪薩斯大學,我就想辦法把這種偏見轉化成我的優勢,跟他們講了一出我的屠獅成人禮。」

At six years old I had to go into the jungle and kill a lion and had to carry it on my back and carry it back to the village to show Im a man. And they bought into it…I dont know. It might be true or it might be false. I dont know. But thats the perception.」

「『那還是我六歲的時候,我就得走進叢林殺掉一隻獅子,並自己把它背回我們的村莊,向所有人證明我已經是個男人了。』聽故事的人基本都相信了……我也說不好,這個事可真可假,真假難辨,但基本上就是這麼個認知唄。」

Joel Embiid explains how his lion-killing story illustrates African stereotypes in America ?

www.foxsports.com

[–][PHI] Jumaine Jonesronaldo119[S] 68 指標 10小時前

Yea lol my first thought too watching him play with the animals. Hes all nervous and tentative around them and makes the story even funnier that he "killed a lion" when hes terrified around the baby animals

76人球迷:哈哈哈我看到大帝和這些動物嬉鬧的第一反應也是這個故事。被那麼多動物圍繞的大帝真是又局促又謹慎,他被小動物嚇到的事實讓他的「屠獅事迹」顯得更搞笑了。

[–][TOR] OG AnunobyPormanNowell 582 指標 10小時前

Ive had a friend who went to Cedar point and managed to convince Americans there that as a Canadian he lived in an igloo and took a dog sled to school

猛龍球迷:我就有個(加拿大)朋友曾經去過俄亥俄州的杉點樂園,他成功讓那兒的美國人相信他住在圓頂雪屋裡,要坐著狗拉雪橇去上學。

[–]CelticsDo_Or_Do_Not- 427 指標 10小時前

Thats ridiculous, obviously you guys just use the more efficient maple syrup canals.

凱爾特人球迷:哇這些人真是太孤陋寡聞了。很明顯加拿大的朋友們都會選擇楓糖糖漿運河這種更高效的出行方式嘛。

[–]Knicksvitey15 83 指標 9小時前

Travel would be so inefficient for me. Maple syrup pit stops galore

這樣的話我的出行就太不便了。那我還不得三步一低頭,嘩嘩吸糖漿啊。

[–]Raptorsscorelesswilliamson 56 指標 9小時前

You should see American takes on Toronto and the Kawhi situation. They think Toronto is an igloo

猛龍球迷:就看看美國人對猛龍交易得到倫納德的評價吧,他們基本認為多倫多就是一整個大雪屋。


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