最棒的馬來西亞英語

Malaysian English is the best...trust me> British English vs. Malaysian English>>> Who says our English is teruk? Just read below -> Ours is simple, short, concise, straight-to-the-point,> effective etc.>>> WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS> Britons: I"m sorry, sir, but we don"t seem to have> the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a> moment, I can call the other outlets for you.> Malaysians: No stock.>>> RETURNING A CALL> Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone call for me> a few moments ago?> Malaysians: Hello, who call?>>> ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY> Britons: Excuse me, I would like to get by.. Would you> please make way?> Malaysians: S-kew me.>>> WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION> Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible> for me to enter through this door?> Malaysians: Can go in or not?>>> WHEN ENTERTAINING> Britons: Please make yourself right at home.> Malaysians: No need shy shy one lah!>>> WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE> Britons: I don"t recall you giving me the money.> Malaysians: Where got?>>> WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER> Britons: I would prefer not to do that, if you don"t> mind.> Malaysians: Don"t want lah.>>> WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE.> Britons: Excuse me, but could you please lower your voice?> I"m trying to concentrate over here.> Malaysians: Shut up lah!>>> WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION.> Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the> moment..> Malaysians: Die lah!!>>> WHEN SOMEONE DID SOMETHING WRONG> Britons: This isn"t the way to do it. Here, let me show> you.> Malaysians: Like that also don"t know how to do!>>> WHEN ONE IS ANGRY> Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me?> Malaysians: Celaka you! Quiet-lah.>> WHEN ONE RELATIONSHIP IS OVER> Britons : Honey, we got to talk. I think our relationship is notworking out well. Why don"t we just cool off and see how things turns outto be better.> Malaysian : Eer, lets break off lohhhhh. No more feel. You think nobodywants me mei. Next time, anything happen 2 you nahhhhh, don"t call me.Which would you prefer? Send this to your Malaysian friends and let themhave a laugh too. Good day!
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