家庭倫理與幽默系列終結篇(婚姻篇4）（全文完）

　　　　　　離婚是為你老婆下一任的老公提供保障。（怪不得時下流行娶離婚富婆。） 　　Divorce provides security for your wife』s next husband. 　　　　他老婆提出離婚，並要求得到結婚蛋糕的監護權。（結婚蛋糕屍骨未寒就離婚，未免太快了點。） 　　His wife sued for divorce and asked for custody of the wedding cake.. 　　　　他們說她嫁給他是因為他爹留給他一大筆遺產。這是一派胡言。她是鐵定嫁給他了，才不管那一大筆遺產是誰留給他的呢。（有奶便是娘。有錢便是爹。） 　　They say she married him because his father left him a fortune. That』s a lie. She would have married him no matter who left him a fortune. 　　　　在好萊塢，友誼不會天長地久，通常都以婚姻而告終。（可能最後又都以離婚而告終！） 　　In Hollywood, friendships don』t last. They usually end up in marriage. 　　　　我只不過想找個英俊和善解人意的好老公。我覺得這樣要求一位百萬富翁不算過分吧？（這不成了潘驢鄧小閑了么？） 　　All I want is a husband who』s good looking, kind, and sensitive. I don』t think that』s too much to ask for a millionaire. 　　　　婚姻是唯一你和敵人同床共寢的戰爭。（床頭打架床尾和。） 　　Marriage is the only war where you sleep with the enemy. 　　　　結婚前，我一直是自己的死對頭。（結婚後，配偶就是死對頭。） 　　Until I got married, I was my own worst enemy. 　　　　男人省錢的一個辦法，就是和他的第二任老婆先結婚。（帶著你的嫁妝，連著你的妹妹，趕著那馬車來！） 　　One way for a man to save money is to marry his second wife first. 　　　　數據表明，婚姻可以防止自殺。沒錯。數據同樣表明：自殺可以防止婚姻。（寧死不屈，好樣的！） 　　Statistics prove that marriage is a preventive of suicide. Yes. And statistics also prove that suicide is a preventive of marriage. 　　　　玩世不恭者：認為訂婚是走向離婚的第一步。（這可是萬里長征的第一步啊！） 　　Cynic: A man who regards getting engaged as a first step towards a divorce. 　　　　結婚是離婚的主要原因。（離婚也成了許多結婚的理由呢！） 　　Marriage is the main cause of divorce. 　　　　
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