只有廣東人才懂的英語！已笑哭！

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點箭頭上方深圳，來了就是深圳人！

廣東人的世界，你不懂～～～囧

1）You have not enough class to talk!

粵語版：你未夠班同我講也啊

普通話：你還沒資格跟我談話

正確版：You are not in the position to talk.

2）Monster of blowing water.

粵語版：吹水怪

普通話：經常吹牛的人

正確版：people who always brag

3）face green green

粵語版：面青青

普通話：害怕到臉色都變了

正確版：scared to death

4）Do the world.

粵語版：做世界

普通話：準確欺負人

正確版：get ready to bully somebody

5）You see road carefully.

粵語版：你小心睇路

普通話：你過馬路小心點

正確版：Be careful when you cross the street.

6）Big tea rice

粵語版：大茶飯

普通話：大買賣

正確版：a big business

7）I know your mouse

粵語版：我識你老鼠

普通話：我不認識像你這樣的人

正確版：Who do you think you are?

8）Do you big me?

粵語版：你大我啊？

普通話：你嚇唬我啊？

正確版：Did you just frighten me?

9）Zebra chops people

粵語版：班馬劈友

普通話：找人幫忙打架

正確版：find somebody to help me fight

10）Two beat six

粵語版：二打六

普通話：跑龍套的角色

正確版：minor role

11）Two five son

粵語版：二五仔

普通話：叛徒

正確版：traitor

12）I"m wearing grass

粵語版：我著緊草

普通話：我在逃難呢

正確版：I am fleeing.

13）How senior are you?

粵語版：你算老幾？

普通話：你算什麼東西？

正確版：You are nobody.

14）Collect skin

粵語版：收皮

普通話：你給我滾

正確版：Shut up and leave

15）Eight woman

粵語版：八婆

普通話：三八

正確版：Bitch

16）Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.

粵語版：批我個頭比你當凳坐

普通話：我把頭割下來讓你當凳子坐。

正確版：I don"t believe in you.

17）Piano piano green

粵語版：琴琴青

普通話：匆匆忙忙

正確版：bustle

18）You have seed, I will give you some color to see, brothers, together up.

粵語版：你有種，我比D顏色你睇，兄弟，同我一起上！

普通話：你有種，我會給你點厲害看看，兄弟們，給我上！

正確版：What the hell! You are dead! Brothers, get him.

19）I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.

粵語版：我吹雞打你班友

普通話：我找人打你

正確版：I am going to find somebody to beat you.

20）So many people die, never see you die.

粵語版：甘多人死，唔見你死

普通話：這麼多人死，怎麼不見你死呢？

正確版：Why don"t you go to the hell!

21）What the ghost are you talk?

粵語版：你講乜鬼？

普通話：你講什麼啊？

正確版：What the hell are you talking about?

22）I fear that you have teeth.

粵語版：我驚你有牙！

普通話：我才不怕你呢！

正確版：I am not afraid of you!

23）What the water are you?

粵語版：你系乜水啊？

普通話：你是誰啊？

正確版：Who the hell are you?

24）You teach me how to come out and walk in the future.

粵語版：你叫我以後點出來行啊？

普通話：你讓我以後怎麼出來混啊？

正確版：How am I gonna live ?

25）If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.

粵語版：如果你夠姜嘎話就放馬過來

普通話：如果你夠厲害你就放馬過來吧

正確版：Come beat me!

26）Do you think me didn"t arrive?

粵語版：你當我無到？

普通話：你不把我當回事？

正確版：You treat me like dirt.

27）Today I was very black son.

粵語版：今日我好黑仔。

普通話：今天我好倒霉。

正確版：Such a bad luck today.

28）I give you a hair.

粵語版：我畀條毛你啊！

普通話：我沒什麼好給你的！

正確版：I can give you nothing.

29）What the spring do you do?

粵語版：你搞乜春啊？

普通話：你搞什麼啊！

正確版：What the hell are you doing?

30）You give me stop.

粵語版：你同我企系度。

普通話：你給我站住。

正確版：Stop！

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