英語亂講

what aboutmy birdthings,I am going to buy sauce. 關我鳥事，我是出來打醬油的。

How are you ? 怎麼是你呀？

How old are you ? 怎麼老是你呀？

You don"t bird me, I too don"t bird you. 你不鳥我，我也不鳥你。

You his mother"s have seed! 你他媽的有種。

Give you some color to see see. 給你點顏色看看。

brothers ！ together up ！ 兄弟們，一起上！

one man doing ,one man take upon 一人做事一人當

havn"t poison not a man, the most poison women heart. 無毒不丈夫，最毒婦人心

Good good study, day day up. 好好學習，天天向上。

American Chinese not enough. 美中不足

we two who and who？ 咱倆誰跟誰阿

you and me andyou andme 彼此彼此

dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse" son can make hole!! 龍生龍，鳳生鳳，老鼠的兒子大地洞

watch borther and watch sister 表哥和表妹

know is know noknow is noknow 知之為知之， 不知為不 知...

You Give Me Stop!! 你給我站住！

go past no mistake past 走過路過， 不要錯過

want money no money, want life only one! 要錢沒有，要命一條

no money no tall 沒有錢沒得說

heart flower angry open 心花怒放

you have two down son。 你有兩下子。

thinkinghow far, you give me get out how far. 思想有多遠，你就給我滾多遠。

as far as you go to die 有多遠，死多遠！！！！

give you face you don""t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face 給你臉你不 要臉，你丟臉，我翻臉

I call Li old big. toyear 25. 我叫李老大，今年25。

have many zizi, no miao miao. 有很多老鼠，沒有貓

one car come,cone car go, two car bongbong,one man, one girl,all die. 一車來，一車去，兩車相撞，一個男的，一個女的，都死了

小明：I am sorry! 老外：I am sorry too! 小明：I am sorry three! 老外：What are you sorry for? 小明：I am sorry five!