Jay土味情話撩一下？521花式英文告白get起來！

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現在好像一說起情話，滿腦子都是最近特別火的【土味情話】。天氣轉暖，萬物騷動，各種「中華牌土味情話」突然又流行起來了，雖然土得掉渣、尬的要命、甜的想吐，但完全不妨礙它的熱度。學姐舉個栗子：

「猜猜我的心在哪邊？」

「左邊。」

「錯了，在你那邊。」

但是不知道從何時起，漸漸步入中年的當代90後年輕人開始發現——

這種直男發言，沒有那麼多的含蓄，直接明著講情話。這尬撩撩著撩著居然感受到了一點點動心？就連小公舉周杰倫最近都沉浸在土味情話的世界中無法自拔……

最近周杰倫發了新單曲，新單曲名為《不愛我就拉倒》，聽名字學姐就有一種不翔的預感，真的點開MV聽完整首歌，真的讓人想投翔了……學姐嚴重懷疑自己的打開方式是不是錯誤，任性的歌名里還「藏」了好幾句任性的歌詞…

面對咬字越來越清晰的周杰倫，小夥伴們一下子就抓住了這句：「哥練的胸肌，如果你還想靠。」

現在的年輕人戀愛真的是越來越沒有耐心了，不對不對，重點不是這個，重點是……

這還是周杰倫嗎？我們的小公舉怎麼變成土味情話小王子了？你的歌詞是從土味表情包上抄的嗎？

不過在5.21的今天，如果各位小夥伴們覺得 「土味情話」實在說不出口，一句"I love you"或"I like you"可能永遠不足以形容內心的澎拜。學姐收集來14句浪漫的英文表白語，有的extremely romantic，有的nerdy，有的短促有力，有的飄渺綿長，總之總有一款打(適)動(合)你。

1.「I don』t know if we each have a destiny, or if we』re all just floating around accidental — like on a breeze, but I think maybe it』s both. Maybe both is happening at the same time. I miss you, Jenny. If there』s anything you need, I won』t be far away.」

—Forrest Gump《阿甘正傳》

我不知道我們各有定命，還是如同一陣風吹過，偶爾浮現相遇 - 我想也許皆而有之吧。我想你，Jenny，如果你有所需，我不會離你而去

2.「You will never age for me, nor fade, nor die.」

—Shakespeare in Love《莎翁情史》

在我眼裡你不會變老，不會褪色，不會死去

3．「What do you want You want the moon Just say the word and Ill throw a lasso around it and pull it down.」

— Its a Wonderful Life《生活多美好》

你要什麼？你要月亮？沒關係，說出來，我甩出繩子把它套住拉下來

4.「He』s the sort who can』t know anyone intimately, least of all a woman. He doesn』t know what a woman is. He wants you for a possession, something to look at, like a painting or an ivory box. Something to own and to display. He doesn』t want you to be real, and to think and to live. He doesn』t love you. But I love you. I want you to have your own thoughts and ideas and feelings, even when I hold you in my arms. It』s our last chance.」

— A Room with a View 《看得見風景的房間》

這個人根本不懂你，他把你當作一件擁有的物品，一樣觀賞的東西，像一幅畫，或一個象牙盒子，佔有著，炫耀著。他對真實的你毫無興趣，不希望你有自己的想法，去活出自己。他不愛你。而我即使擁你入懷，也希望你有自己的思想，主意，情緒。這是我們最後的機會。

5.「I came here with no expectations, only to profess now that I am at liberty to do so, that my heart is and always will be yours.」

—Sense And Sensibility《理智與情感》

我來到這裡，不抱任何期待，只是告訴你我有自由這麼說：我的內心只屬於你，永遠屬於你。

6.「Love means never having to say youre sorry.」

—Love Story《愛情故事》

愛，意味著永遠不必說對不起。

7.「I love that you get cold when it』s 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you』re looking at me like I』m nuts. I love that after I spend the day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it』s not because I』m lonely, and it』s not because it』s New Year』s Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.」

—When Harry Met Sally《當哈利遇上莎莉》

總而言之，不管你做什麼傻事，我都愛你。不是因為我孤單，不是因為這是新年之夜，我來這裡是因為你突然明白你想和誰共度餘生，而且希望這樣的生活此刻就開始。

8.「The only way you can beat my crazy was by doing something crazy yourself. Thank you. I love you. I knew it the minute I met you. I』m sorry it took so long for me to catch up. I just got stuck.」

—The Silver Linings Playbook《烏雲背後的幸福線》

我瘋，你也得做點瘋狂的事情，咱們才能扯平。謝謝你，我愛你，從見到你第一眼就愛你。很抱歉經過這麼長時間我才明白過來，估計我腦子堵住了 。

9.「I love you. Not like they told you love is, and I didn』t know this either, but love don』t make things nice, it ruins everything. It breaks your heart. It makes things a mess. We aren』t here to make things perfect. The snowflakes are perfect. The stars are perfect. Not us. Not us! We are here to ruin ourselves and to break our hearts and love the wrong people and die. The storybooks are bullshit.」

—Moonstruck《月色撩人》

我愛你，這和他們說的那種愛不一樣。愛並不簡單美好，事實上，愛會破壞一切。它讓你的心破碎，讓事情一團糟。而我們在一起並非追逐完美。雪花是完美的，星星是完美的，但我們不是。我們來這裡，讓生活毀滅，心破碎，愛上錯誤的人，最終死去。那些愛情故事都是胡說。

10.「But the you who you are tonight is the same you I was in love with yesterday, the you I』ll be in love with tomorrow.」

—If I Stay《如果我留下》

今晚的你和昨天我愛上的你，和明天我將愛上的你，是一樣的。

11."Without you, todays emotions, would be the scurf of yesterdays."

—Amelie《天使愛美麗》

沒有你，今日的思緒情感，點點滴滴，就成了昨日的頭皮屑。

12.「You have bewithched me, body and soul, and I love, I love, I love you. I never wish to be parted from you from this day on.」

—Pride and Prejudice《傲慢與偏見》

你對我下了魔咒，身體和靈魂。我愛你，從今開始我永不想與你分離。

13.「I』ve fallen in love. I』m an ordinary woman. I didn』t think such violent things could happen to ordinary people.」

—Brief Encounter《相見恨晚》

我陷入愛河，我只是一個普通女子，我不知道平常人可以愛得如此強烈。

14.「I wish I knew how to quit you.」

—Brokeback Mountain《斷背山》

我也想知道該怎麼戒掉你。

學姐希望各位小夥伴們這次521來點不一樣的，用這些話來對你愛的人「表白」，大聲說出你的愛。你有哪些特別的告白語呢？歡迎留言分享給學姐哦！

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