美國網民的橋段：美國姑娘VS烏克蘭姑娘

American girl: 「What do you do?」

Ukrainian girl: 「Why are you inUkraine?」

American: Asks you to buy a drink

Ukrainian: Expects you to buy adrink

American: Flip flops because they』re comfortable

Ukrainian: High heels because men likethem

American: 20 pounds overweight

Ukrainian: 5 pounds underweight

American: Looking for a stable career

Ukrainian: Looking for a stablehusband

American: Won』t shut up

Ukrainian: Won』t open up

American: Hates makeup

Ukrainian: Qualified to be a makeupartist

American: Fake attitude

Ukrainian: Fake nails, eyelashes, andsometimes eyebrows

American: Obsessed with celebrities

Ukrainian: Obsessed with money

American: Bang in three hours

Ukrainian: Bang in three dates

American: Knows how to heat chickennuggets

Ukrainian: Knows how to cook mealspassed on from her grandmother

American: Has bulky dimensions like anAustralian rugby player

Ukrainian: Has petite dimensions likea normal girl

American: You have to trick her intohaving sex

Ukrainian: You have to logicallyconvince her into having sex

American: High self-esteem when beautydoesn』t warrant it

Ukrainian: Low self-esteem when beautywarrants it

American: Pretends to be a porn starin bed

Ukrainian: Pretends to be a virgin inbed

American: Complains there are no goodmen

Ukrainian: Complains you didn』t buyher flowers

American: Grinds on every cock in theclub

Ukrainian: Does not grind

American: Feels uncomfortable withsilence

Ukrainian: Feels uncomfortable withtoo much chatter

American: Treats you like a coworker

Ukrainian: Treats you like the masterof her life

American: Relationship gets worseafter first bang

Ukrainian: Relationship gets betterafter first bang

American: Never traveled but thinksshe knows the world

Ukrainian: Never traveled and insecureabout it

American: Obsessed with Apple

Ukrainian: Obsessed with Apple

American: I』m not getting laid tonightso neither will my friends, and neither will that guy over there

Ukrainian: I』m not getting laidtonight

American: Goes to supermarket inpajamas

Ukrainian: Goes to supermarket in miniskirt

American: Brags about banging a blackguy as proof she isn』t racist

Ukrainian: Does not tell anyone shebanged a black guy

American: Dresses like a bum eventhough she has money

Ukrainian: Dresses flashy even thoughshe has no money

American: Sees men as misogynists whohave institutional privilege

Ukrainian: Sees men as a bridge to abetter life

American: Will believe anything youtell them

Ukrainian: Human lie detector

American: Pretend she』s strong andindependent

Ukrainian: Knows she』s fragile andweak

American: Brags about dating multipleguys at the same time

Ukrainian: Brags about gifts that richmen bought her

American: Thinks lawyer are boring

Ukrainian: Thinks lawyers areaccomplished men worthy of marriage

American: Goes out twice a week toclubs to get attention from men

Ukrainian: Goes out only once a monthbecause she can』t afford it

American: Thinks casual sex and freebirth control are essential to being happy

Ukrainian: Things marriage isessential to being happy

American: Fucks a guy who can make hervagina wet

Ukrainian: Fucks a guy who can improveher life in some way

American: Expert at taking webcamshots from magic angles

Ukrainian: Expert at posing sexy forphotos in ugly park

American: Ideal man has to be witty,spontaneous, and interesting, with stand-up comedian level of humor

Ukrainian: Doesn』t care about a man』spersonality as long as he has money

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