怎麼用英文調情？解決跨國戀中間沉默的尷尬。

03-01

人在英國跨國戀，說來說去總是那幾句，有什麼歐美這邊調情時候經常用到的句子或者什麼短語嗎?

大家都想聽床上的，可是題主問的是異地戀好像不太實用吧？所以要寫點英文文love的段子嗎捂臉…

今天有個被撩的經歷

背景是早上起來之後剛吃完早飯我就在吃棒棒糖（正常的糖，請不要想歪）

然後某人說

Why are you having sweets, youve already had me.

其實最喜歡說或者聽到的是youre amazing

偶爾假裝互相不認識，然後互相自我介紹，然後開始說your lips look so kissable，I love you from the first sight然後開始瘋狂污

You already had me at + 一些特有的細節

最近又撩了不少漢子來更新一點

有些是自用有些是學到的

Im happy I put a smile on ur face.

Just wish I was there to see it.

Im only one call away.

Roses are red. Velvet is blue. Im standing here missing u. (可以自己改押韻的

I miss you like crazy(聽說是老梗了哈哈

I feel volunrable when I see you.

開場白

Hey you

Morning sunshine

Miss me already?

How r u doing my little xxxxx

I was just thinking about u

寒暄

How r u doing

Did u miss me

Hows school hows work hows family...

Im going to doing xxx but I would rather be with u

調情

What are u wearing

What do u think of me

Im thinking about u

I miss ur xxx

I cant do anything without u

This xxx reminds me of you

形容對方

Sweet sweetie honey darling dear babe baby

Teddy bear

Sugar daddy (hhhh

Sweet heart

Beaty handsome

Considerate Gentle caring

baby doll

My angle

My queen My king My kitty…

我特別喜歡別人叫我My girl好吧我有daddy issue

進階版可以玩電影梗歌詞梗…

Hello. Its me.

Hello can u hear me.

Why u gotta be so rude.. Dont u know Im human too

Tonight we are young

Cant take my eyes off u.

強勢匿名厚碼硬貨

跟這撒比在一起勞資無時無刻不在濕身

好吧最後一張暴露關係師生戀2333333

Doing comp sci homework:

Me: "This is so hard!!! I cant handle this.."

My friend: "Thats what she said."

(get it? you get it?)

FB chat:

My friend just sent me a bunch of "thumb ups"

Me: "Stop!!"

My friend: "Thats what she said."

Me: "I mean...stop spamming -_____-"

(Now you get it right?)

Doing readings:

Me: "This reading is so long...jeez"

My friend: "You know what is longer?"

Me: "Just shut up. I dont want to know."

(You get it get it?)

我的盆友很喜歡開玩笑.... =.=

Thats what she said基本上萬能百搭永遠可以坑的我無話可說...It can almost turn any irrelevant things sexual.. = =

好久沒交英國男友（又有這樣題目來打擊單身汪），我得回去想一想，然後我回來看看能不能幫忙好吧。

能說個具體一點嗎？用英文的調情語得分情況/ 場所。

強烈建議觀看《犯罪心理》全集 Garcia和Morgan之間的友誼flirting真的是… 有史以來我見過的最膩的