How to Tell an Expats Nationality

Eastern Europe

You know she is from Russia, when she only accepts an odd number of flowers.

You know she is from Ukraine, when she tells you her emotion by how many 「)」 or 「(」 she uses.

You know she is from Poland, when she tries to convince you her country has the best vodka in the world.

Northern Europe

You know she is from Sweden, when she wears Converse shoes to nightclubs.

You know she is from Finland, when after several shots you are literally dead but she wants more.

You know she is from Denmark, when she has two bachelor』s degrees because being a student is the best job there.

Western Europe

You know she is from England, when you cannot figure out what she really means by saying 「not bad」 or 「very interesting」.

You know she is from Germany, when she asks you to meet her at 8:15pm.

You know she is from France, when she always brings cigarettes with her.

South America

You know she is from Brazil, when she touches you while talking.

You know she is from Argentina, when she told you the house party stars at 8pm, but all of her other friends come at 9 or 10.

You know she is from Colombia, when she says she is a lame salsa dancer but dances way better than you.

Worldwide

You know she is an expat, when she does not bring an umbrella with her during the summer to prevent sunburn.

You know she is an expat, when she asks you why a Chinese guy carries his girlfriend』s handbag.

You know she is an expat, when she says she wishes the Chinese restaurant in her hometown has the real Chinese food.