如何一句話顯示你的英語水平？

RT。

其實我是來看各位秀二把刀的英文的……

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deal lay low mow（丟雷樓謀）

PS：不是罵題主

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Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

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fake you我這麼有逼格的人怎麼會說英文，我說的是拼音！

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室友:你四級要掛了。

我:unpossible~

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看圖就知道了

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出國住旅館有老鼠，打電話給前台：

-You know Tom and Jerry？

-Yes.

-Jerry is here.

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Do you speak English?

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你們就隨意感受一下。

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瀉藥。以前發過了……

Jack slow fuck！

譯:捷克斯洛伐克！

(*/ω＼*)妥妥專八！

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too young，too simple，sometimes naive

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Soga

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abandon放棄放棄abandon

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How are you.

Im fine thank you

And you

Im fian too

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EXcuse Me,can you speak Chinese?

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oh, yeah yeah bye bye

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A:Can you speak chinese?

B:Yes

A：#%^斃了狗了 不早說

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