記點有趣的定理

手賤刷了一會兒wiki，後在這個頁面找到了這些有趣的東西。

1. 它們是我翻譯的

2. 我不為任何一條負責

3. 別太當真

Benfords law of controversy: Passion is inversely proportional to the amount of real information available.

本福德爭議定理：激情與有價值的信息量成反比。

Betteridges law of headlines: "any headline which ends in a question mark can be answered by the word no".

Betteridge的頭條定理：任何以問號結尾的新聞頭條都可以用一個字回答：不。

Brooks law : "Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later."

布魯克法則：如果一個軟體項目跳票了，添加人力只會讓它跳票更嚴重。

Cunninghams law : The best way to get the right answer on the Internet is not to ask a question, its to post the wrong answer.

Cunningham法則：在網上得到正確答案的最佳方式不是發布問題，而是發布錯誤答案。

Dilbert principle : "the most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management."

Dilbert原則：最低效的員工會被系統地安排到他們能造成危害最小的崗位：管理。

Godwins law , an adage in Internet culture: "As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one."

古德溫定理（關於網路文化）：隨著一項線上討論的時間變長，關於納粹或希特勒的類比出現的概率將趨近於1 。【這個居然是1990年就提出來的】

Hofstadters law: "It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadters Law"

霍夫斯塔德定理：實際花費的時間永遠比預計的長，即使你考慮到了霍夫斯塔德定理。

Nivens laws: "If the universe of discourse permits the possibility of time travel and of changing the past, then no time machine will be invented in that universe."

Niven定理：如果一個宇宙中穿越時間不能改變過去，那麼在這個宇宙中就不會發明時間機器。

Stiglers law : No scientific discovery is named after its original discoverer.

Stigler定理：沒有一條科學理論是根據其原始發現者命名的。

Toblers first law of geography : "Everything is related to everything else, but near things are more related than distant things."

托布勒的地理的第一定律：所有事物之間都有關係，但是距離近的比距離遠的更相關。

Wiios laws: "Communication usually fails, except by accident".

Wiio定理：交流通常會失敗，除非出現意外。

Wirths law: Software gets slower more quickly than hardware gets faster.

維爾特定律：軟體變慢的速度永遠比硬體變快要快。