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The One With Rachel』s New Dress

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Teleplay by: Jill Condon & Amy Toomin

Story by: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen

Transcribed by: Eric Aasen

418 瑞秋的新裝

小弗蘭克夫婦請菲比給她生的三個小孩中的其中之一命名；

喬伊和錢德都想讓孩子叫自己的名字，爭吵起來。

蘇珊去倫敦拍廣告，於是艾米麗帶她四處觀光；羅斯擔心她們倆太過親密會出事……怕蘇珊像拐走卡蘿一樣又拐走艾米麗。

瑞秋盛裝赴喬西亞的約會：她穿著新的內衣和新的裙子；

兩人在她家用餐時，小雞小鴨出現了；喬西亞素來懼怕家禽，於是說，我父母今天都不在，不如到我父母家怎麼樣；

早歸的喬西亞的父母正好撞見瑞秋只穿了性感內衣；急中生智的瑞秋慌稱那是今年新款的裙子，結果她只好穿著內衣和喬西亞一家去餐廳吃飯。

4.18 The One With Rachels New Dress

Phoebe is asked to name one of the three babies shes carrying;

this sparks some rivalry between Joey and Chandler, who each want the baby named after them.

Susan is shooting a commercial in London so Emily offers to show her around;

Ross worries that they might be having too much of a good time together... like when Carol started spending time with Susan.

Rachel plans a big date with a special dinner, new lingerie and a nice dress;

while eating dinner at her place, the chick and the duck upset Joshua, who has a phobia(n.恐怖症) of farm birds;

since his apartment is being remodeled(v.裝修 改造) and his parents are out of town, they go to his parents house;

unexpectedly(adv.出人意料地是), his parents return home while Rachel is wearing only a negligee(n.<法>女性睡衣);

she tells them its actually a new dress and ends up having to wear it while they all go out to dinner.

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[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Chandler are there as Phoebe enters carrying a drum.]

drum n.鼓

Phoebe: Hey!

Chandler: Hey! Wow, it is true what they say, pregnant bellies look like a drum.

Phoebe: (not amused) Ha-ha. (She sits down on the couch.) No, it』s just I』m so pregnant that I—my guitar doesn』t fit anymore. So I thought『til I』m not, I』m just gonna play all my songs on this drum. It sounds really cool!

Chandler: All right.

Phoebe: Listen. Listen. (She starts to play and sing.) Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?

Joey: Wow, Pheebs! That sounds great!

Phoebe: I know! I know, and I』ve only been playing for like an hour!

Alice: (entering) Phoebe! Phoebe! Hi! Hi!

Phoebe: Hey! What are you doing here?

Alice: Umm, actually, I came down to ask you a big favour.

Phoebe: Oh, well, don』t tell me you want to keep more of your stuff in my uterus.

Alice: (laughs) No. No. No. (Sits down.) Okay, now, see, I wanna name the girl baby Leslie, and Frank wants to name one of the boy babies Frank JR. JR.

Chandler: Wouldn』t that be Frank the III?

Alice: Don』t get me started別提了 說了我就有氣. (To Phoebe) Anyway, umm, since there are three babies and umm, we both got to put our names in, we would be truly honoured if you named the other boy baby.

Phoebe: Wow! That』s so great! Oh! Oh! Cougar.

cougar n.<動>美洲獅

Alice: You think about it. (Leaves)

OPENING CREDITS

[Scene: Ross』s apartment, he and Emily are getting ready to go to the airport.]

Emily: I left a bra drying on the shower rod, you don』t think your son will think it』s yours and be horribly traumatised?

horribly<口>非常 極其/traumatize vt.<醫>使受損傷 使受精神創傷

Ross: Hey, if mommy can have a wife, daddy can have a bra.

Emily: (checks the clock) Ohh, it』s time to go.

Ross: Oh, no-no-no, see, that-that clock』s a little fast, uh, we have 17 minutes. Huh, what can we do in 17 minutes? Twice?

Emily: Well that』s ambitious.

ambitious adj.野心勃勃的

(They kiss but are interrupted by a knock on the door.)

Ross: Hey, uh, you can ignore that.

Emily: That』s Carol with your son!

Ross: Uhh, believe me when he』s older, he』ll understand.

Carol: (knocking on the door) Ross!

Ross: I』ll be right there. (He goes over and opens the door to Carol, Susan, and Ben.) (To Ben.) Hello! (To Carol.) Hello! (To Susan.) Hey. Uhh, Emily, this is Carol and Susan.

Susan: Hey, it』s so nice to finally meet you!

Emily: Me too!

Carol: Ohh, y』know, Susan』s gonna be shooting a commercial in London next week.

shoot v. 拍電影 拍照 拍攝/commercial n. (電視 廣播中的)商業廣告

Susan: Oh yeah, I』m so excited, I』ve never been there.

Emily: Oh, well, I』ll show you around.

Susan: That would be great! Also, uh, I was hoping to catch a show so if you can make any suggestions…

Emily: Oh, there』s tonnes of terrific stuff—I』ll go with you!

tonne(=metric ton)n.公噸/tones of <英俚>許許多多

Susan: Ahh!

(Ross accidentally, on purpose, bumps into Susan.)

bump into v.撞擊

Ross: Look at you two, bonding, making us late for the airport so…

bonding adj.投機的 投緣的

Emily: Are you all right?

Susan: Oh, he』s fine. He』s fine. It』s just that us getting along is difficult for him, because he doesn』t like me.

get along v.融洽相處

Ross: Oh come on! That』s-that』s… true.

[Scene: Monica and Rachels erm, Chandler and Joeys, Joey and Chandler are playing foosball as Phoebe enters.]

Chandler: How did we lose?

Phoebe: Hi!

Joey: Hey!

Chandler: Hey! Do we have a baby name yet?

Phoebe: Ugh! No! This is so hard! I went through this whole book (Holds up a book) and found nothing! I want a name that』s really like, y』know strong and confident, y』know? Like-like Exxon.

went through v.審查/Exxon，Valdez：菲比要給自己肚中三胞胎的其中一個取名字，她想找一個有力和自信的名字。她舉例說，就想埃克森美孚(Exxon)一樣。這是美國最大的石油製品公司之一

Chandler: Well, it certainly worked for that Valdez kid.

Valdez n.瓦爾迪茲(美國阿拉斯加州南部港市)/錢德勒就說，這個名字對「瓦爾德斯(Valdez)」的孩子倒合適了。1989年，埃克森公司的「埃克森?瓦爾德斯(Exxon Valdez)」號油輪在阿拉斯加發生原油泄露，給海灘造成重大損害。錢德勒顯然知道這個事情，但他大概又把「埃克森?瓦爾德斯」當做一個人名了。

Joey: Ooh-ooh, Pheebs, you want a strong name? How about, The Hulk?

hulk n.笨重的船 廢船/Hulk：喬伊提議菲比用「綠巨人(the Hulk)」作為孩子的名字，菲比不置可否，但顯然對婚姻失敗、疑神疑鬼的羅斯的名字不太感冒，而且叫羅斯的人永遠不會喜歡「綠巨人」。「綠巨人」是美國著名的一個卡通形象，由班納博土(Dr．Bruce Banner)變身而來，身體是綠色時力大無窮，身體是灰色時則較聰明，但力氣沒有綠色巨無霸那麼大。

Phoebe: No, I』m-I』m not sure about Hulk, but I like the idea of a name starting with "The."

Joey: Oh, want a good name, go with Joey. Joey』s your pal. Joey』s your buddy. "Where is everybody?" "Well, they』re hanging out with Joey."

Chandler: Hey, y』know what, if you』re gonna do that, if you』re gonna name him Joey, you should name him Chandler. (Phoebe doesn』t think so.) Oh, come on! Chandler』s funny, sophisticated, and he』s very loveable, once you get to know him.

loveable adj.惹人愛的

Joey: Oh well, hey, Joey』s loveable too! But the thing about Joey is, if you need him, he』ll be there.

Chandler: Well, Chandler will be there for you too. I mean, well, he might be a little late, but-but, he』ll be there. And he』ll bring you some cold soda, if want you need him for is that you』re really hot.

Joey: What do ya say? What do ya say?

Phoebe: Well, I, I like the idea of naming him after someone I love, and Joey and Chandler are great names. (They both stare at her.) But, all right, I don』t—maybe I』ll just name him The Hulk.

name after v.按……命名

Joey: I knew I shouldn』t have mentioned it! That』s what I wanted to name my kid!

[Scene: Chandler and Joeys erm, Monica and Rachels, Monica is cooking and Rachel is getting ready for a date with Joshua.]

Rachel: Hey, Mon, if you were hoping to sleep with Joshua the first time tonight, which one of these would you want to be wearing. (She』s holding two frilly, lace nighties.)

frilly adj.鑲褶邊的/nighty n.睡衣

Monica: Y』know what? It really creeps me out choosing other people』s sex clothes.

creep sb out <俚>給人以…毛骨悚然的感覺

Rachel: Sorry. I』m so exited! I』ve been waiting for this for months! I got my hair coloured! I got new sheets! I』m making him a very fancy meal.

Monica: Um-hmm.

Rachel: What am I making him by the way?

Monica: Well, you』re making him a frieze salad with goat cheese and pine nuts, wild nuts, wild rice, roast asparagus, and salmon en croute.

frieze n.帶狀裝飾/pine nut n.松仁 松子/wild rice菰米(稻屬野生種的泛稱，通常還包含野生種與栽培種天然雜交形成的雜草型後裔)/roast v.烘烤/asparagus <植>蘆筍

Rachel: I thought I was making him filet mignon?

filet n.(豬 牛等的)裡脊/migon n.小巧玲瓏的 嬌小的

filet migon(腓力牛排)

Monica: Yeah, you were, but you decided to make salmon because you had some left over at the restaurant. And then you realised if you (Points at Rachel) bitched about it, then you (Points to herself) would stop cooking, and you (Points at Rachel) would have to make your famous baked potato and Diet Coke.

bitch vi.<俚>發牢騷

Rachel: Wow, I really get crabby when I cook.

crabby adj.易怒的 好抱怨的

Monica: Why go through all this trouble? Hes a guy.Youd serve the potato and hed still want to have sex with you.

go through v.經受

Rachel: That is not how I operate.

[Scene: Monica and Rachels erm, Chandler and Joeys, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters.]

Chandler: Weve got to get a new game.

Ross: Hey!

Joey: Hey!

Chandler: Hey!

Ross: So uh, Emily called last night…

Chandler: And now you』re giving me the message轉告我!

Ross: Turns out that Emily is just crazy about Susan. Yeah, they』re going to the theatre together! They』re going to dinner! They』re going horseback riding!

Phoebe: God, Susan is so fun!

Ross: Look, this is just a little too familiar, okay? For like, for like six months before Carol and I spilt up, all I heard was: "My friend Susan is so smart. My friend Susan is so funny. My friend Susan is so great."

Chandler: You actually think that something can happen between Emily and Susan?

Ross: Hey, they』re going to the gym together! Two women! Stretching! Y』know they-they take a steam together! Things get a little playful—didn』t you see Personal Best?

stretching n.劈腿拉筋

take a steam <口>蒸桑拿

playful adj. 愛玩耍的 嬉戲的/Personal Best：羅斯對他的新女友埃米莉和前妻的同性戀伴侶蘇珊在倫敦一起玩樂很擔心，喬伊等人勸他別多心。羅斯就憤憤地說「你們看過《個人最好紀錄(Personal Best)》這本電影了沒有?」這是一本描寫兩名女子運動員從友誼逐漸發展出愛情的電影，由海明威的孫女飾演。

Joey: No, but I』m gonna!

Chandler: Hi! Hi! You』re crazy! Okay? This is Emily. Emily is straight.

straight <俚>非同性戀者

Ross: How do you know? I mean we thought Carol was straight before I married her!

Phoebe: Yeah, I definitely I don』t like the name Ross.

Ross: What a weird way to kick me when I』m down落井下石.

Phoebe: No! No! I-I meant for the baby!

Ross: Oh. What』s wrong with Ross?

Phoebe: Well, it』s just y』know that something like this would never to like The Hulk, y』know…

Ross: Actually that-that』s not true, in The Incredible Hulk uh, No. 72, Dr. Bruce Banner found… (Sees everyone staring at him and stops.) Y』know, ugh, nevermind, my girlfriend』s a lesbian. (Leaves.)

The Incredible Hulk(動畫片)

Phoebe: So, I decided I』m definitely going to go with either Joey or Chandler.

Joey: Oh! Oh-oh, you gotta pick Joey! I mean, name one famous person named Chandler.

Chandler: Raymond Chandler.

Raymond Chandler：喬伊和錢德勒都爭著讓菲比用自己的名字，喬伊說叫錢德勒的沒有什麼名人，錢德勒就說有「雷蒙德?錢德勒(Raymond Chandler)」。這是美國著名的偵探小說作家和劇作家。

Joey: Someone you didn』t make up!

Chandler: Okay, there are no famous Joey』s. Except for, huh, Joey Buttafucco.

Joey Buttafucco：錢德勒反過來說沒有什麼名人叫喬伊，只有一個二流演員叫做「喬伊?布塔福科(Joey Buttafucco)」。這個演員參加過《星期六直播》的節目，確實不太有名。

Joey: Yeah, that guy really hurt us.

Phoebe: Well, how about a compromise then, okay? What if it』s like y』know, Chanoey?

compromise n.v.妥協 折衷

Chandler: Okay, look, Joey! Come on, think about it, first of all, he』ll never be President. There』s never gonna be a President Joey.

Joey: All right look man, I didn』t want to bring this up, but Chandler, is the stupidest name I ever heard in my life! It』s not even a name; it』s barely even a word. Okay? It』s kinda like chandelier, but it』s not! Then, you put it together with Bing and forget about it算了吧. All right? It』s a stupid, stupid non-name!

barely adv.幾乎不能/chanderlier n.枝形吊燈

Chandler: Wow, you』re, you』re right. I have a horrible, horrible name.

horrible adj.爛透的

Joey: I』m sorry man, I didn』t—I』m-I』m sorry. I』m sorry. (Goes over and comforts him.)

Chandler: Okay.

Joey: So I guess it』s Joey then!

[Scene: Chandler and Joeys erm, Monica and Rachels, Rachel is on her dinner date with Joshua.]

Joshua: This is so nice. Thank you for doing this.

Rachel: Ohh, please! Cooking soothes me. (They kiss.) Ahh. So, dig in!

sooth vt.使(某人 其神經 其情緒)平靜 安慰 使(痛苦 疼痛)緩和或減輕/dig in<口>開吃吧

Joshua: Great! Oh, it all looks sooo good!

Rachel: (taking a bite) Hmmm!

Joshua: Oh my God!

Rachel: Oh I know, my God, this is so—this rice is so—I am so good.

Joshua: Behind you?

Rachel: (sees the chick and the duck) Oh, yeah, I』m sorry. They used to live here; sometimes they migrate back over.

migrate vt.隨季節而移居 (鳥類的)遷徙

Joshua: (getting up and backing away from they.) Is there ah, is there some way they can not be here. It』s just ah, farm birds really kinda freak me out!

farm bird n.家禽

Rachel: Yeah, sure, okay. Okay.

(Rachel gets up and ushers them into the hall, as they pass Joshua, he leaps onto the counter to avoid them. Rachel drops them off in the hall, and knocks on Joey』s door.)

drop off v.離開 散去

Joey: (answering the door.) Hey, how did you do that?! Come on in. (He brings them inside.)

[Cut back to Rachel』s date.]

Rachel: All gone! So, farm birds, huh?

Joshua: Yeah, it』s-it』s my only weird thing, I swear. And I-I-I would』ve told you about it, but I didn』t know they would be here.

Rachel: Oh.

Joshua: So, all right.

(They both sit back down.)

Rachel: Okay. So, can I serve you a little of—What? What? What? (She sees that Joshua isn』t relaxed.)

Joshua: Nothing I uh, it』s just that I know that they』re still out there.

Rachel: But, they』re across the hall! I mean that』s two doors away, it would take them a long time to peck their way back over here.

peck v.啄食

Joshua: Okay, that』s-that』s not funny. Uhh.

Rachel: Okay, y』know, would you feel better if we went someplace else? I mean we could pack all this stuff up and y』know go to your apartment.

Joshua: Oh, they』re working on this week, it』s a total mess. But uh, I』m staying at my parents』 house, we could go there.

Rachel: Your parents』?

Joshua: Yeah, they』re out of town.

out of town adv.不在城裡

Rachel: Ohh.

Joshua: Yeah-yeah, it』s this huge place, and-and it』s got this gorgeous view of the park, and very, very romantic. What do you say?

Rachel: Yeah that works.

(He moves to kiss her, but stops when he hears the duck.)

Joshua: They-they-they can smell fear.

smell fear 聞得出恐懼

COMMERCIAL BREAK

[Scene: Ross』s apartment, Carol has come to pick up Ben.]

Ross: (opening the door.) Hey!

Carol: Hey! How』s Ben?

Ross: Well, I asked him if he wanted to eat, he said, "No." I asked him if he wanted to sleep, he said, "No." I asked him what he wanted to do, he said, "No." So, he』s sweeping. (We see Ben playing with a broom and a dustpan.)

broom n.掃帚

dustpan n.畚箕

Carol: Hey, Ben! Hey!

Ross: So umm, any word from Susan?

Carol: Ooh, yeah! She said she』s having sooo much fun with Emily.

Ross: Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh, by the by, did it uh, did it ever occur to you that, I don』t know, maybe they might be having a little too much fun?

by the by<俚> Another way of saying "by the way"/occur to sb that令某人覺得

Carol: What』s too much fun?

Ross: Y』know, the kind of fun, you and Susan had when we were married.

Carol: Oh my God, you are so paranoid!

paranoid adj.類似妄想狂的

Ross: Am I?!

Carol: Yes!

Ross: Am I?!

Carol: I can』t speak for Emily, but Susan is in a loving, committed relationship.

speak for v.為…說話/loving adj.忠實的 忠誠的/committed a. 忠誠的 堅定的

Ross: Uh-huh, Carol, so were we. All right, just-just imagine for a moment, Susan meets someone and-and they really hit it off. Y』know? Say-say they』re coming back from the theatre, and they-they stop at a pub for a couple of drinks, they』re laughing, y』know, someone innocently touches someone else… There』s electricity, it』s new. It』s exciting. Are you telling me there isn』t even the slightest possibility of something happening?

hit it off<俚> goes really well with someone一拍即合/innocently ad. 無罪地 純潔地

Carol: Maybe.

Ross: OH MY GOD!! I didn』t really believe it until you just said it!!

[Scene: Joshua』s parents』 apartment, Rachel and Joshua are entering.]

Joshua: …and even though none of the other kids believed me, I swear to God, that duck pushed me!

even though adv.即使

Rachel: Wow! This place is fabulous!

Joshua: Yeah, yeah, let me show you around. This is the uh, downstairs living room.

Rachel: Whoa-whoa, there』s two living rooms? God, growing up here, this place must』ve been a real babe magnet.

babe magnet n.令每個年輕女孩都為之瘋狂的人或物

Joshua: Yeah, well, it would』ve been, but uh, my parents just moved here.

Rachel: Ohh, you should know, this place is a real babe magnet. Wanna make out?

(They kiss.)

Joshua: Hey, here』s an idea. Why don』t uh, I put the food in the fridge and we can eat it later?

Rachel: That sounds like a plan聽起來不錯. Umm, is there a place I can go freshen up?

freshen up v.梳洗一番

Joshua: Oh yeah, yeah uh, it』s down the hall and uh, second door to your left.

Rachel: Ah.

(She goes down the hall. Joshua goes to put the food away when his parents walk in.)

Mrs. Burgin: Oh, hi, darling!

Joshua: Mom, Dad, what are you guys doing here你們怎麼回來了?

Mrs. Burgin: Oh, well we cut the trip short.

Mr. Burgin: France sucks!

Joshua: Umm, this may be a little weird, but I-I-I got a date here.

Mrs. Burgin: Oh, say no more別再說了 我們明白!

Mr. Burgin: We』ll just grab some food and take it with us right upstairs, and we』ll be right out of you hair我們不會妨礙你的.

Joshua: Oh, that-that would be great. So you didn』t even get to Italy?

Mr. Burgin: Yep, sucks!

(They all go into the kitchen. Just then, Rachel comes back from the bathroom; she had removed her dress and is wearing nothing but a lace nightie. She tries to find someplace seductive to wait for Joshua. She tries to sit on the piano, but it makes too much noise. So she goes over to the couch and kinda half lays down to wait for Joshua. Joshua comes in from the kitchen, sees Rachel, and freezes.)

nightie n.（孩子或女人的）睡衣/seductive adj.誘人的/freeze v.僵住了

Rachel: Hi you!

Joshua: Oh my God!

Rachel: I know, I can do more than cook.

(Just then, his parents enter. Rachel gasps.)

just then adv.就在這時候 那時候

Mr. Burgin: I like her. She sees smart.

[Scene: Joshua』s parents』 apartment, continued from earlier.]

Joshua: Uhh, Rachel, my parents…

Rachel: Ohh! It』s so nice to meet you. (She goes over and shakes their hands.) Hello.

Mr. Burgin: Hi.

Rachel: Hello.

Mrs. Burgin: Hello. Well, Joshua, that $500 was for groceries.

groceries n. 食品 雜貨

Rachel: What? This-this, no, oh no, no-no-no, this is not—that』s-that』s not what it is. See, see, okay, I work in fashion, see and-and, this is a real dress actually. It』s-it』s, they』re-they』re wearing it in Milan, so part of my job is to wear the clothes, and then I see how people respond, and then I report back to my superiors at Bloomingdale』s, so… And obviously in uh, in-in this case, (She grabs a pen and paper) I am going to report back, "USA not ready."

superior n.上級

Mrs. Burgin: Maybe in L.A?

Rachel: Yes!

Joshua: There you go答對了.

Mr. Burgin: So, have you kids eaten yet?

Rachel: Well, we were going to do that after—I mean umm, next馬上吃.

Mr. Burgin: Well, we』re starving, why don』t we all go get something to eat?

Rachel: Oh, yeah, well… Yeah, no use wasting this baby, just lyin』 around the house.

lie around v.無所事事

Mr. Burgin: So… We go eat.

Rachel: Yes.

Mr. Burgin: You』ll wear that. We』ll be eating, and of course, you』ll be wearing that.

[Scene: Monica and Rachels erm, Chandler and Joeys, Chandler is looking for a new name in Phoebe』s book of names.]

Joey: Dude, I am sorry about what I said!

Chandler: No, no, you』re right, it is a ridiculous name!

Joey: It』s not that bad.

Chandler: Yes it is! From now on, I have no first name.

first name ph. 西方人名的第一個字 教名

Joey: So, you』re just Bing?

Chandler: I have no name.

Phoebe: All right, so, what are we supposed to call you?

Chandler: Okay uh, for now, temporarily, you can call me, Clint.

Joey: No way are you cool enough to pull off Clint.

pull off v.贏得

Chandler: Okay, so what name am I cool enough to pull off?

Phoebe: Umm, Gene.

Chandler: It』s Clint. It』s Clint! (He heads for his bedroom.)

Joey: See you later, Gene.

Phoebe: Bye, Gene.

Chandler: It』s Clint! Clint!

Joey: What』s up with Gene?

[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is telling Phoebe and Monica of her date.]

Monica: So, you wore your nightie to dinner?

Rachel: Oh, yeah. And uh, the best part though, when the uh, waiter spilled water down my back, I jumped up, and my boob popped out.

pop out v.突出

Phoebe: Oh my God!

Monica: Oh, no!

Rachel: No, it』s all right. I got nice boobs. (Phoebe and Monica nod there heads in agreement.)

Ross: (returning from the phone.) So, I just picked up a message from Emily, she and Susan are going to a poetry reading together!

poetry reading n.讀詩班

Rachel: So?

Ross: So! Poetry? Susan』s gay! They』re being gay together!

gay <美俚>同性戀的 放蕩的 快樂的

Monica: Emily』s straight.

Ross: Oh, wake up!

Phoebe: Wow, Carol really messed you up!

mess up v.搞糟 陷入困境

Ross: Excuse me?

Phoebe: Yeah, she turned you into this-this-this untrusting, crazy, jealous, sycophant. (They all look at her.) All right, so I don』t know what sycophant means, but the rest is right.

turn sb into使某人變成/untrusting adj.多疑的/sycophant n. 讒言者 誹謗者

Ross: Look, I don』t know what you』re talking about, I am not a crazy, jealous person.

Rachel: Huh.

Ross: What?

Rachel: She』s totally right! When we were together, you got all freaked out about Mark and there was nothing going on.

Monica: This totally makes sense!

Ross: It does not!

Monica: Oh, sure it does! In high school, you weren』t jealous at all even though all your girlfriends were cheating on you!

Phoebe: All right, all right, so up until『92-93 he was very trusting, then 』94 hit到來, Carol left him and bang! Paranoid city!

Rachel: Absolutely! Absolutely!

Monica: This is so much fun!

Ross: This is not fun!

Monica: Look, all we』re trying to say is, don』t let what happened with Carol ruin what you got with Emily.

Phoebe: Yeah. The 』92 Ross wouldn』t.

Ross: Well, I still think I was right about that whole Mark thing.

Rachel: What—yeah—what, y』know what? I hope Emily is a lesbian.

[Scene: Monica and Rachels erm, Chandler and Joeys, Phoebe is showing off more of her drum skills to Joey by rubbing one of the sticks back and forth across the drum.]

Phoebe: Drum roll.

A drum roll：is a method a percussionist employs to produce a sustained sound(n.持續聲) on a drum. Rolls are used on other percussion instruments as well, such as the marimba(n.木琴 and xylophone, to sustain the sound, where it can be likened to tremolo(n.顫音)string instruments.

Chandler: (entering) Okay. Okay. All right. Help! Am I a Mark, or a John?

Joey: Nah, you』re not tall enough to be a Mark, but you might make a good Barney.

Barney一卡通恐龍。恐龍BARNEY出生於美國，是深受各國兒童喜愛的英語兒童節目。節目的內容是孩子們在恐龍叔叔BARNEY的帶領下，以唱歌跳舞的方式來學習。於其它同類節目不同的是恐龍BARNEY不是以卡通的形式，除了恐龍叔叔BARNEY外，節目中還有很多不同膚色小朋友一起來參加表演。

Chandler: All right look, am I serious, okay? Tomorrow at 3:30 I am going down to the courthouse.

courthouse n.法院

Phoebe: You』re actually going through with this?

go through with v.完成 把...進行到底

Chandler: Hey, look, this name has been holding me back my entire life. Okay, it』s probably why kids picked on me in school, and why I never do well with women… So, as of 4 o』clock tomorrow, I』m either gonna be Mark Johnson or John Markson.

pick on v.作弄 總是挑剔/as of adv.從…時起

Phoebe: You got problems because of you! Not your name! All right, this has got to stop! Chandler is a great name! In fact—yes, (To Joey) I』m, I』m sorry. I know you really wanted me to name the baby Joey, but eh, so, I』m-I』m, I』m gonna, I』m gonna name the baby Chandler.

Chandler: (pleased) Really?!

Phoebe: Yeah, but you have to keep the name too!

Chandler: Okay. Thanks.

Phoebe: Okay!

Chandler: You wanna hug it out?

Phoebe: Yeah!

(They both hug.)

Phoebe: Yay!

Chandler: Yay!

Phoebe: Yay—oh—yay! Okay, I gotta go tell Frank and Alice! Right now!

Chandler: Okay!

Phoebe: Ooh, uh… (She grabs her coat and runs out.)

Chandler: Bye, Pheebs!

Phoebe: Okay, bye!

(She exits, and after the door is closed, Chandler turns to Joey and…)

Chandler: Ha! Ha! Ha!

Joey: Ohh! (Realises it was all a trick to get Phoebe to name the baby Chandler.)

trick n.詭計 騙局 惡作劇

CLOSING CREDITS

[Scene: the airport, Carol and Ross are waiting for Emily and Susan to deplane. A gorgeous woman walks by and they both turn to watch her go.]

Ross: Nice luggage.

luggage n.行李箱 皮箱

Carol: I was gonna say我正想說…

(Susan and Emily get off.)

Susan: Hey!

(They both run and hug they』re respective partners.)

Ross: Hi!

Emily: Hey! I missed you.

Ross: Oh, I missed you too.

Susan: (To Emily) Thanks for everything, I had such a great time.

Emily: Oh, so did I.

(They hug and give each other a little peck on the cheek.)

peck n.啄吻

Ross: (To Carol) No tongue. (And gives her the thumbs up.)

END

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