深扒《老友記》——史上最全老友記學習筆記S01E02
The OnenWith the Sonogram at the End
Written by: Marta Kauffman & David Crane
nTranscribed by: guineapig102 參加助產訓練班
羅斯得知前妻(卡蘿)有了身孕，於是同卡蘿的同志伴侶蘇珊一起，陪卡蘿參加助產訓練班。對窗的醜陋裸男買了局部健身器。
羅斯和莫妮卡的父母來吃飯，莫妮卡再次感到巨大壓力。 羅斯和瑞秋同病相憐。 瑞秋把戒指還給巴利, 還好，巴利並沒有尋死覓活。[Scene Central Perk, everyones there.]
Monica:nWhat you guys dont understand is, for us, kissing is as important as any partnof it.
Joey: Yeah,nright!.......Yserious?
Phoebe: Oh,nyeah!
Rachel:nEverything you need to know is in that first kiss.
in that a.因為，由於b.既然 to 在那
Everything you need to know is in that firstnkiss： 幾個好朋友在一起聊性的話題，Monica說男人不懂接吻的重要性，Joey根本不屑一顧，於是Rachel說了這樣一句話，意思是：初吻可以讓你明白一切。
Monica:nAbsolutely.
Chandler:nYeah, I think for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act, yknow? Inmean its like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through before Pink Floydncomes out.
sit throughnv.一直挺到結束, 耐著性子看完(或聽完)/ Pink Flovd 平克·弗洛伊德(Pink Floyd)是美國著名的歌手，他演唱的《白色聖誕》膾炙人口。中錢德勒等人在討論男女對接吻的不同看法。錢德勒說，對於男人來說，接吻就像平克·弗洛伊德出場前進行墊場演出的喜劇演員似的(Its like the stand-upncomedian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd comes out．)。/Yeah, I think for us, kissing is prettynmuch like an opening act, yknow? I mean its like the stand-up comedian younhave to sit through before Pink Floyd comes out：nChandler也發表了自己的觀點，他說接吻很大程度上像是序幕（an opening act）,像是你聽Pink Floyd的音樂會之前不得不忍受的笑星們的表演一樣。Pink Floyd是美國一支很著名的樂隊。能聽出Chandler的潛台詞吧？
Ross: Yeah,nand-and its not that we dont like the comedian, its that-that... thats notnwhy we bought the ticket.
Chandler:nThe problem is, though, after the concerts over, no matter how great the shownwas, you girls are always looking for the comedian again, yknow? I mean, werenin the car, were fighting traffic... basically just trying to stay awake.
Rachel: Yeah,nwell, word of advice建議如下: Bring backnthe comedian. Otherwise next time youre gonna find yourself sitting at home,nlistening to that album alone.
chan用類比，show對應sex，comedian對應firstnkiss，fighting traffic 我想是指男人面對女人總要找 more feelings of first kiss than sex，nbasically just trying to stay awake 我想是指男人通常就會搞得很沒心情；rach用comedian對應first kiss，listening to that album對應sex
Joey:n(pause)....Are we still talking about sex?
確實是很Blue，不過我覺得Friends最吸引人的地方之一就是以一種很隨意戲謔的態度討論性的問題，很輕鬆很愉快(而且我覺得還算比較健康了)。我也問過一些美國朋友，現實生活中他們也不會象那幫傢伙那樣談性的問題跟吃點心一樣隨意的，畢竟這是很隱私的問題。
Opening Credits
[Scene: Museum of Prehistoric History史前歷史博物館, Ross and a co-worker (Marsha) are setting up an exhibitnwhich includes some mannequins of cave people.]
mannequin n.n服裝模特兒, 人體模型
Ross: No,nits good, it is good, its just that- mm- doesnt she seem a little angry?
Marsha:nWell, she has issues她有點困擾（的事情）.
Well, she has issues: Issues在這裡是煩惱、問題的意思，以後碰到別人好像悶悶不樂的時候，你就可以上前來上一句Do you have any issues?
Ross: Doesnshe.
Marsha:nHes out banging other women over the head with a club, while she sits at homentrying to get the mastodon smell out of the carpet!
bang v.重擊/over the head v.使某人不能理解/club n.重擊，打擊/mastodon n.乳齒象
「Hes out 」在這裡表狀態，表示「他在外面……」，後面「bangingnother women over the head with a club」是他在外面所乾的事。一般口語中常常會忽略語法，所以如果死摳語法，會發現很多不合語法的地方的。整句翻譯「他在外頭亂搞女人，而她卻待家裡設法去除地毯上乳齒象的味道」。 這裡CLUB不是一般俱樂部的意思，這裡的CLUB是打擊的意思 。/ 他在外頭用棍子痛擊其他女人的腦袋，而她卻坐在家裡想方設法地讓野象聞到地毯的味道。這話什麼意思？有點讓人莫名其妙。好像是想說兩口子不合拍，但是感覺這樣理解理由也不是很充分，為什麼打的是other women，而不是other men。茫然…… 這裡該是Masha和Ross調侃的一段話，沒有什麼特殊含義，可是Ross卻非常較勁兒，居然真的和Masha討論起來究竟那些Mannequin所代表的原始人的煩惱起來，還說他們應該真正擔心的是冰河世紀的到來......真不接風情，還好這時候Carol來了，解了Masha的圍。
Ross:nMarsha, these are cave people. Okay? They have issues like Gee, that glaciersngetting kinda close. See?
gee int.(駕馭馬牛等的吆喝聲)向右!, 前進!快！, 驚訝時所發聲音/glacier n.冰川，冰河
Marsha:nSpeaking of issues, isnt that your ex-wife前妻?
speaking of issues直譯為「談到問題，……」就可以了，這是馬莎要引起下一句所用的一個小轉折而已。
(Carol, Rosss ex-wife, has entered behind them and isnstanding outstide the exhibit.)
Ross:n(trying to ignore her) No. No.
Marsha:nYes, it is. Carol! Hi!
Ross: Okay,nokay, yes, it is. (waves) How about Ill,nuh, catch up with you in the Ice Age在冰河期館見.
(Marsha extis and Ross waves Carol into the exhibit.)
Ross:Hi.
Carol: So.
Ross: Younlook great. I, uh... I hate that.
Carol:nSorry. You look good too.
Ross: Ah,nwell, in here, anyone who... stands erect直立... So whats new? Still, uh...
Carol: Anlesbian?
Ross:nWell... you never know. Hows, um.. hows the family?
Carol:nMartys still totally paranoid. Oh, and, uh-
paranoidnn.(=paranoiac)患妄想狂者，有疑心病的人adj.類似妄想狂的
Martys still totally paranoid：Carol去Museum里找Ross,Ross非常尷尬，於是沒話找話問Carol的家人怎麼看待她是Lesbian的事兒，於是Carol告訴他，馬堤仍然神經兮兮的。Paranoid這個單詞是類似妄想狂的意思，有點histerical的意思。
Ross: Why-nwhy are you here, Carol?
Carol: Imnpregnant.
Ross:nPregnant?!
[Scene: Monica and Rachels, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica arenwatching Threes Company.]
Chandler:nOh, I think this is the episode of Threes Company三人行 where theres some kind of misunderstanding.
episode n.情節
Phoebe:...ThennIve already seen this one! (Turns off the TV.)
Monica:n(taking a drink from Joey) Are younthrough with that你喝完這個沒?
Joey: Yeah,nsorry, the swallowing slowed me down.
slow sb down使某人慢下來
Monica:nWhose little ball of paper is this?!
Chandler:nOh, uh, that would be mine. See, I wrote a note to myself, and then I realisednI didnt need it, so I balled it up and... (sees that Monica is glaring at him)n...now I wish I was dead.
ball it upna.揉成紙團b.過放蕩生活
(Monica starts to fluff a pillow.)
fluff v.抖松/pillow n.枕頭
Phoebe:nShes already fluffed that pillow... Monica, you know, youve already fluffednthat- (Monica glares at her.) -but, its fine!
Monica:nLook , Im sorry, guys, I just dont wanna give them(指代他們的父母) any morenammunition than they already have.
ammunitionnn.軍火，彈藥 to借口
ammunition的本意是「軍火、彈藥」，這裡Monica給Phoebe解釋為什麼她會這麼在意枕頭是否「松」，因為她不想讓她那個挑剔的母親又有更多口實來說她。（雖然後面她母親還是沒有放過這麼一個小小的細節）
Chandler:nYes, and we all know how cruel a parent can be about the flatness of a childsnpillow.
flatness n.平整
Phoebe:nMonica- Hi! Um, Monica, youre scaring me. I mean, youre like, youre like allnchaotic and twirly. And not-not in angood way這樣不好.
chaotic adj.混亂的, 無秩序的/twirly v.旋轉，捻弄/chaotic and twirly慌慌張張
對正在弄枕頭的mon說的「chaotic and twirly」其實是老美要來形容人「慌慌張張的……」的意思。（chaotic混亂的 、twirly團團轉的）n
Joey: Yeah,ncalm down. You dont see Ross getting all chaotic and twirly every time theyncome.
Monica:nThats because as far as my parents are concerned, Ross can do no wrong. Ysee,nhes the Prince. Apparently they had some big ceremony before I was born.
as far as……be concerned就……而言
Chandler:n(looking out the window) Ew, ew, ew, ew ew ew ew ew!
Monica:nWhat?
Chandler:nUgly Naked Guy got a Thighmaster!
Thigh-masternn.美腿器
Chandler突然發現他們六個人一直關心的裸男竟然買了一個健腿器，所以很驚訝的說了這句話。那個裸男一直沒有露臉過，但是卻一直貫穿在這個電視中，常常會因為他的一些事情讓這六個人大發感慨。n
All:nEeaagh!
(Rachel enters from her room.)
Rachel: Hasnanybody seen my engagement ring訂婚戒指?
Phoebe:nYeah, its beautiful.
Rachel: OhnGod, oh God, oh God oh God oh God oh God.... (Starts to look under the couch cushions沙發墊.)
Phoebe: No,nlook, dont touch that!
Rachel: Oh, like I wasnt dreading tomorrow enough, havingnto give it back to him... HinBarry! Remember me? Im the girl in the veil who stomped on your heart in frontnof your entire family! Oh God and now Im gonna have to return the ring,nwithout the ring, which makes it so much harder...
dread v.n.恐懼，擔心/the girl in the veil(n.面紗, 面罩)穿著婚紗的女孩/stomp on your heart傷透了你的心
Monica: Easy別著急 Rach, well findnit. (To all) Wont we!
Chandler and Joey: Oh! Yeah!
Joey:nAlright, whendya have it on last?
Phoebe:nDoy! Probably right before she lostnit!
duh int.[表示猶豫、不快或輕蔑等]咄/doy:first people used to say "duh" which is a sound thatnindicated stupidity, but for a little while, it turned into "doy"nwhich has the same meaning. it just SOUNDS stupid.
Chandler:nYou dont get a lot of doy thesendays...
Rachel: Inknow I had it this morning, and I know I had it when I was in the kitchennwith...
Chandler:n...Dinah n.黛娜, 女子名?
Rachel:n(looks at the lasagna烤寬麵條 and realizes something) Ohhhhh, dont be mad...
Monica: Youndidnt.
Rachel: Oh,nI am sorry...
Monica: I gave you one job我只給了你一件事干！！潛台詞是：你卻把它搞砸了! (Starts tonexamin the lasagne through the bottom of the glass pan.)
Rachel: Oh,nbut look how straight those noodles are!
Chandler:nNow, Monica, you know thats not how you look for an engagement ring in anlasagne...
Monica:n(puts down the lasagne) I just... cant do it.
Chandler:nBoys? Were going in.
(Chandler,nJoey, and Phoebe start to pick through the lasagne as theres a knock on thendoor which Monica answers.)
Ross:n(standing outside the door).....Hi.
Monica:nWow. That is not a happy hi.
Ross:nCarols pregnant.
Phoebe:n(while everyone else is stunned) Ooh! I found it!
Monica:nW-w-wh-... wha-... w-w-w-...
Ross: Yeah.nDo that for another two hours, younmight be where I am right about now你（的表情）再保持這樣兩小時，就會變成我現在這樣。
n. (He enters.)Chandler:nKinda puts that whole pillow thing in perspective, huh, Mon?
innpersepective adv.正確地, 顯示在腦海中, 符合透視法地/ Kinda puts that whole pillow thing in perspective:在片中出現的次數非常頻繁，也是口語中非常實用的詞語，意思是有一點兒，相當於kind of.這樣的話，枕頭的事就可先放在一旁?是不是，mon？」 CHAN式的幽默，用來諷刺MON太緊張房間是否整潔的玩笑。n
Rachel:nWell now, how-how do you fit intonthis whole thing? 你打算怎麼處理（面對）整件事？
fit into 適應、協調，
Ross: Well, Carol says she and Susan want me to beninvolved, but if Im not comfortable with it, I dont have to be involved..nbasically its entirely up to me.
Phoebe: Shenis so great! I miss her.
Monica:nWhat does she mean by involved?
Chandler:nI mean presumably, the biggest part of your job is done.
presumablynadv.推測起來, 大概
Ross:nAnyway, they want me to go down to this- sonogram thing with them tomorrow.
sonogram n. 語圖，B超，超音波
Rachel: So what are you gonna do?
Ross: Inhave no idea. No matter what I do, though, Im still gonna be a father.
(Joey starts to eat the rest of the lasagne and everyonenturns and stares at him.)
Joey:n.....Well, this is still ruined, right?
[Scene, Monica and Rachels, Monica and Ross are pouring wine for theirnparents.]
Mrs. Geller:nOh, Martha Ludwins daughter is gonna call you. (Tastes a snack) Mmm! Whats thatncurry taste?
Monica: Curry. n.咖哩粉, 咖哩飯菜vt.用咖哩粉調味
Mrs. Geller:nMmmm!
Ross: I- Inthink theyre great! I, I really do.
Mr. Geller:n(To Ross) Do you remember the Ludwins? The big one had a thing for you, didntnshe?
have a thingnfor/about a.對...特別感興趣b.特別嚮往[愛好]
Mrs. Geller:nThey all had a thing for him.
Ross: Aw,nMom...
Monica: Imnsorry, why is this girl going to call me?
Mrs. Geller:nOh, she just graduated, and she wants to be something in cooking, or food,nor.... I dont know. Anyway, I told her you had a restaurant-
Monica: NonMom, I dont have a restaurant, I work in a restaurant.
Mrs. Geller:nWell, they dont have to know that... (She starts to fluff the same pillow Monica fluffed multiplentimes earlier.)
Monica:nRoss, could you come and help me with the spaghetti, please?
Ross: Yeah.n(They go to the kitchen.)
Mrs. Geller:nOh, were having spaghetti n.義大利式細麵條! Thats.... easy.
Monica: Inknow this is going to sound unbelievably selfish, but, were you planning onnbringing up the whole baby/lesbian thing? Because I think it might take some of the heat off me能夠減輕我的壓力.
Ross和Monica的父母來看望他們，由於從小父母就喜歡Ross（因為Ross成績優異，為人老實，而Monica性格獨立，而且那時候還很胖chubby）,所以在吃飯的時候老是無意識的諷刺Monica,於是Monica想讓Ross提提自己老婆是Lesbian而且有了孩子的事兒轉移注意力。Take some of the heat off sb,這裡是幫Monica減輕壓力的意思。
[Time Lapse, everyone is now eating.]
Mrs. Geller:nWhat that Rachel did to her life.... We ran into her parents at the club, theynwere not playing very well.
run into v.跑進, 撞上, 偶遇, 陷入, 達到
Mr. Geller:nIm not gonna tell you what they spent on that wedding... but forty thousand dollarsnis a lot of money!
Mrs. Geller:nWell, at least she had the chance to leave a man at the altar...
"at the altar"應該理解為「在婚禮上，在舉行婚禮時」，altar這裡就可以理解為」教堂「，所以這句話的意思，我認為應該是：（雖然Rachel的父母為籌備婚禮花了不少錢，而Rachel又逃婚），但是至少Rachel還有機會在舉行婚禮之際離開那個男人，（言下之意，Monica到現在連個結婚還都沒有）。
Monica:nWhats that supposed to mean?
Mrs. Geller:nNothing! Its an expression隨便說說.
Monica: Nonits not.
Mr. Geller:nDont listen to your mother. Youre independent, and you always have been! Evennwhen you were a kid... and you were chubby, and you had no friends, you werenjust fine! And you would read alone in your room, and your puzzles...
chubby adj.豐滿的, 圓胖的/puzzle n.難題，謎，拼圖
[Time Lapse.]
Mr. Geller:nLook, there are people like Ross who need to shoot for the stars, with hisnmuseum, and his papers getting published. Other people are satisfied withnstaying where they are- Im telling you, these are the people who never getncancer.
shoot fotnthe stars追求成功or卓越
shoot for是爭取、得到或完成的意思。老爸蓋勒也似乎對女兒不太友好，他一方面讚揚Ross，一方面不忘貶低Monica,說她滿足於現狀不思進取，說她這樣的人絕對不會得癌症…
[Time Lapse.]
Mr. Geller:n...And I read about these women trying to have it all擁有一切, and I thank God Our Little Harmonica doesntnseem to have that problem.
harmonica n.口琴(Monica的小名)
Monica:n(trying desperately to change the subject) So, Ross, whats going on with you? Any stories? (Digs her elbow into his hand.) No news, nonlittle anecdotes to share with the folks?
tryndesperately to 拚命地想做某事/dig her elbow into his hand 將肘部往他的手上鑽/anecdote n.軼事, 奇聞，八卦/the folks n.父母
Ross:n(pulls his hand away) Okay! Okay. (To his parents) Look, I, uh- I realise younguys have been wondering what exactly happened between Carol and me, and, so,nwell, heres the deal事情是這樣的. Carolsna lesbian. Shes living with a woman named Susan. Shes pregnant with my child,nand she and Susan are going to raise the baby.
(Stunned silence ensues.)
ensue vi.跟著發生, 繼起vt.(基督教《聖經》用語)追求
Mrs. Geller:n(To Monica) And you knew about this?!
Commercial Break
[Scene: Central Park,neveryones there.]
Joey: Yournfolks are really that bad, huh?
Ross: Well,nyknow, these people are pros. They know what theyre doing, they take theirntime, they get the job done.
pros=professionalsnn.專家eg:Mathew plays tennis like anpro./ Ross意思是無論發生什麼事，他父母最後都能把問題繞到monica身上
Monica:nBoy, I know they say you cant change your parents,... boy, if you could- (TonRoss) -Id want yours.
Ross: Mustnpee. (Goes to pee.)
pee v.n.小便
Phoebe:nYknow, its even worse when youre twins.
Rachel:nYoure twins?
Phoebe:nYeah. We dont speak. Shes like this high-powered,ndriven career type一心追求事業的那類人.
high-powerednadj.馬力大的, 精力充沛的, 高性能的
Chandler:nWhat does she do?
Phoebe:nShes a waitress.
Rachel: Allnright, you guys, I kinda gotta clean up now. (They all start to leave.)
cleannup=dust v.打掃
Monica: Chandler, youre an onlynchild, right? You dont have any of this.
Chandler:nWell, no, although I did have an imaginary friend, who... my parents actuallynpreferred.
imaginary adj.假想的, 想像的, 虛構的
Rachel: The lights, please..
(Joey turns off the lights, and they all leave as Rachelnstarts to clean up. Ross enters from the bathroom廁所.)
Ross:n...How long was I in there?
Rachel: Imnjust cleaning up.
Ross:nDya.. uh.. dya need any help?
Rachel:nUh.. okay, sure! Thanks! (She hands him the broom掃帚 and sits down.)
Ross:nAnyway.. um.. (Starts to sweep.) So, you- uh- you nervous about Barry tomorrow?n
Rachel:nOh.. a little..
Ross:nMm-hmm..
Rachel: Anlot.
Ross: Mm.
Rachel: So,ngot any advice? Yknow, as someone whos recently been- dumped?
Ross: Well,nyou may wanna steer clear of the word dumped. Chances are hes gonna be this, this broken shell of a man現在他可能痛不欲生, yknow, so you should try not to look toonterrific, I know itll be hard. Or, yknow, uh, hey!, Ill go down there, andnIll give Barry back his ring, and you can go with Carol and Susan to thenOB/GYN...
wanna=want to,口語中常這樣子簡化/類似的還有gonna就是going to得意思/steer v.駕駛，掌舵/steer clear of v.避開, 繞開/steer clear of thenword好好駕馭這個詞/shell n.殼/terrific adj.令人恐怖的，光彩照人的的意思/terrific口語中多半用來表示讚賞,雖然它的本意是令人恐慌的，糟糕的。 Ross暗示Rach不要隨便亂用「dumped」，因為他作為一個男人自尊可能會受傷害，所以雖然這樣做很難，但是還是不要顯得太神采飛揚。OB/GYNnabbr.. =obstetrics(n.產科學)and gynaecology（n.婦科醫學） 【主美】【口】婦產科學
Rachel: Oh,nyouve got Carol tomorrow.. When did it get so complicated?
Ross: Got me這你可把我問倒了.
Rachel:nRemember when we were in high school together?
Ross: Yeah.n
Rachel: Inmean, didnt you think you were just gonna meet somone, fall in love- andnthatd be it? (Ross gazes at盯著 her.) ..Ross?
Ross: Yes,nyes!
Rachel: Oh!nMan, I never thought Id be here.. (She leans back onto his hand.)
Ross: Meneither... (He pulls up a stool凳子 so that he doesnt have to move his hand.)
[Scene: Carols OB/GYN, Carol is waiting.]
Ross:n(entering) Sorry Im late, I was stuck at work. There was this big dinosaur..nthing.. anyway.
dinosaur n.恐龍
(Susan enters holding a drink.)
Susan: Hi.
Carol:nRoss, you remember Susan.
Ross: How could I forget?
How could I forget? 我覺得這句話應該熟記，這樣你就可以咬牙切齒的對某個人，某件事說「how could I forget?」，我怎麼能忘記呢？打死我也不會忘記的。可以想見Ross當時的神態了吧，真有種欲殺Susan而後快的感覺。
Susan:nRoss.
Ross: (theynshake hands) Hello, Susan. (To Carol) Good shake握手好有力. Good shake. So, uh, were just waiting for...?n
Carol: Dr.nOberman.
Ross: ..Dr.nOberman. Okay. And is he-
Susan: She.n
Ross: -she,nof course, she- uh- familiar with our.. special situation?
Carol: Yes,nand shes very supportive支持的.
Ross: Okay,nthats great. (Susan gives her drink to Carol.) No, Im- Oh.
Carol:nThanks.
Ross:n(picks up a surgical instrament and mimes a duck with it) Quack, quack..
instrament=instrumentnn.工具，器械/mime v.模仿/quack n.鴨叫
Carol:nRoss? That opens my cervix. (He drops it in horror.)
cervix n.子宮頸
[Scene Barrys office, Barry is working on patient, Robbie,nas Rachel enters.]
Rachel:nBarry?
Barry:nCmon in.
Rachel:n(hesitates) Are you sure?
Barry:nYeah! Its fine, its fine. Robbies gonna be here for hours.
Robbie:nHuh?!
Barry: So,nhow ya doin?
Rachel:nIm- uh- Im okay... You look great!
Barry:nYeah, well..
Bernice:n(over intercom) Dr. Farber, Jason Greensteins gagging.
intercom n.內部通信系統/gag vt. 使窒息,塞物於...的口中, 禁止
Barry:n(answering the intercom) Be right there. (To Robbie and Rachel) Be back in a sec.
(As Barry exits Robbie stares at Rachel.)
Rachel: Indumped him.
Robbie:nOkay.
[Scene: Carols OB/GYN, theyre talking about how this isngoing to work.]
Ross: So,num- so hows this, uh, hows thisngonna work這樣的局面怎麼解決? Yknow, with us? Yknow, when, like, important decisionsnhave to be made?
Carol: Givenme a for instance.
Ross: Well,nuh, uh, I dont know, okay, okay, how about with the, uh, with the babys name?n
Carol:nMarlon-
Ross:nMarlon?!
Carol: -ifnits a boy, Minnie if its a girl.
Ross: ...Asnin Mouse?
Carol: Asnin my grandmother.
Ross:nStill, you- you say Minnie, you hearnMouse說到米妮，就會聯想到老鼠. Um, how about, um.. how about Julia?
Carol:nJulia..
Susan: Wenagreed on Minnie.
Ross: Sfunny,num, uh, we agreed wed spend the rest of our lives together. Things change, roll with the punches讓這些打擊減輕一些吧. I believenJulias on the table就叫Julia吧..?
punch除了打孔機的意思之外，還有打擊的意思，這裡應該是說，讓這些打擊減輕一些吧（Roll就是滾的意思，那當然是減輕了）/「on the table」是「在桌面上，公開的在討論的範圍」意思，Ross認為如果他和Carol的孩子是女兒的話，應該光明堂皇的叫做Julia.
[Scene: Barrysnoffice, Rachel is doing her makeup in the mirror on Barrys lamp as Barrynenters.]
Barry:nSorry about that. So. What have younbeen up to你近來如何?
Rachel: Oh,nnot much混的過去. I-I got anjob.
Barry: Oh,nthats great.
Rachel: Whynare- why are you so tanned?
tan v.晒黑 n.日晒後的顏色/tanned adj.晒黑的
Barry: Oh,nI, uh- I went to Aruba.
Rachel: Ohnno. You went on our honeymoon alone?
Barry: No.nI went with, uh.. Now, this may hurt.
Robbie:nMe?!
Barry: No!n(To Rachel) I went with Mindy.
Rachel:nMindy?! My maid of honour伴娘, Mindy?!
best man=groomsmannn.伴郎/bride n.新娘/bridegroom n.新郎
Barry:nYeah, well, uh, were kind of anthing我們是認真的 now.
Rachel: Oh!nWell, um.. (Grabs his forehand) Youve got plugs!
plug vt.堵, 塞, 插上, 插栓n.塞子, 插頭, 插銷/unplug v.拔去（插座，塞子）/got plugs植髮
Barry:nCareful! They havent quite taken yet.
Rachel: Andnyouve got lenses! But you hate sticking your finger in your eye!
lens=contact lens隱形眼鏡/stick v.將contac lens放入眼睛中
Barry: Notnfor her. Listen, I really wanted to thank you.
Rachel:nOkay..
Barry: See, about a month ago, I wanted to hurt you. Morenthan Ive ever wanted to hurt anyone in my life. And Im an orthodontist
orthodontistnn.正牙醫生
Rachel:nWow.
Barry: Younknow, you were right? I mean, I thought we were happy. We werent happy. Butnwith Mindy, now Im happy. Spit.
Rachel:nWhat?
Robbie: Me. (Spits吐.)
Rachel:nAnyway, um, (Gets the ring out of her purse.) I guess this belongs to you. Andnthank you for giving it to me.
Barry:nWell, thank you for giving it back.
(Barry and Rachel look at each other.)
Robbie:nHello?!
[Scene: Carols OB/GYN, theyre still arguing about what tonname the baby.]
Susan: Oh,nplease! Whats wrong with Helen?
Ross: HelennGeller? I dont think so.
Carol:nHello? Its not gonna be Helen Geller.
Ross: Thanknyou!
Carol: No,nI mean its not Geller.
Ross: What,nits gonna be Helen Willick?
Carol: No,nactually, um, we talked about Helen Willick-Bunch.
Ross: Well,nwait a minute, wha- why is she innthe title為什麼她也有份?
Susan: Itsnmy baby too.
Ross: Oh,nsfunny, really? Um, I dont remember you making any sperm.
sperm n.精液, 精子, 鯨油/sperm bandnn.精子庫
Susan:nYeah, and we all know what a challenge that is!
Carol: Allnright, you two, stop it!
Ross: No nonno, she gets a credit, hey, Im in there too.
get a creditn得到功勞
Carol:nRoss. Youre not actually suggesting Helen Willick-Bunch-Geller? Cause I thinknthat borders on child abuse.
border n.邊界，國界，v.接壤/border on與……接壤/abusenn.v.濫用，虐待/that border on child abuse那有虐待兒童之嫌/名字長並且奇怪會給孩子帶來很多不便！可能其他同齡人會嘲笑這個孩子，給孩子心靈造成傷害，所以是虐待兒童！
對話中三人，Ross姓Geller, Carol姓Willick, Susan姓Bunch，才會衍生出這一串小孩該姓什麼的爭論。而對話中看到的Willick-Bunch或Willick-Bunch-Geller，都稱「帶有連字元的姓」hyphenated last name。在中國，小孩大多都是從父姓。但在歐美，可以隨父母間的協議，把父母的姓用連字元"-"連接起來，成為小孩的姓。至於哪方的姓放在前，則無一定規劃。所以在這段劇情里，這三個人就是在爭執小孩應該那些人的姓。n
Ross: Ofncourse not, Im... suggesting Geller-Willick-Bunch.
Susan: Oh,nno, nonononono, you see what hes doing? He knows no-ones gonna say all those names（=full name）, so theyll wind up calling her Geller, then hengets his way!
wind v.繞, 纏, 上發條, 旋緊/wind up v.捲起, 卷攏, 上緊...發條, 結束, 使振奮, 使緊張/wind up calling略稱為/get his way他就得逞,隨心所欲 eg:A: George is so stubborn(固執的).B: I know. He always gets hisnway in the end.我知道。他總是為所欲為。
Ross: Mynway?! You-you think this is my way? Believe me, of all the ways I ever imaginednthis moment in my life being, this is not my way- yknow what? Uh, um, this isntoo hard. Im not, I cant do-
Dr. Oberman:n(entering) Knock knock!How are we today? Any nausea?
nausea n.反胃, 暈船, 噁心, 作嘔, 極度的不快/nauseaunt adj. 引起嘔吐的
All: Yeah.nYeah. A little.
Dr. Oberman:nWell, I was just wondering about the mother-to-be准媽媽, but.. thanks for sharing. (To Carol) Uh, lienback..
lie back 依靠在椅子上
Ross: You-nuh- yknow what, Im gonna go. I dont- I dont think I can be involved in thisnparticular thing right now.
(He turns to go, but the sound of the sonogram catches hes ear. He returns and stares at it.)
Ross: Oh mynGod.
Susan: Looknat that.
Carol: Inknow.
Closing Credits
[Scene: Monica and Rachels apartment, everyone is watchingnthe tape of the sonogram. Rachel is on the phone.]
Ross: Well?nIsnt that amazing?
Joey: What are we supposed to be seeing here我們能從中看到什麼?
Chandler:nI dunno, but.. I think its about to attack the Enterprise.
The Enterprise 老友們在看羅斯兒子在卡羅爾肚子里的掃描圖時，錢德勒說了一句：「我認為它將會攻擊企業號(Enterprise)。」這是錢德勒在形容還在肚裡的胎兒長得像外星人，因為「企業號」是美國第一架太空梭的名字。/Chandler: I dunno, but.. I think its aboutnto attack the Enterprise.n「dunno」是don』t know的縮寫，Chandler和Joey被逼著看sonogram的錄像帶，可是看得一頭霧水，Chandler居然說似乎是胎兒要進攻了。「哥倫比亞」號是美國第一艘太空梭，就是幾個月前掉下來的那艘，也是美國曾有的五艘太空梭之一（但是現在就剩三艘了，1986年「挑戰者」爆炸）"企業號"(ENTERPRISE)是電影《星際迷航》系列裡的那艘母艦,並是真實的歷史原型
Phoebe: You know, if you tilt your head to the left,nand relax your eyes, it kinda looks like an old potato.
tilt vt.(使)傾斜, (使)翹起
Ross: Then dont do that那麼不必麻煩了, alright?
Phoebe:nOkay!
Ross:n(walks over to where Monica is standing)Monica. Whaddya think?
Monica:n(welling up) Mm-hmm.
Ross: Wh-nare you welling up?
Monica: No.n
Ross: Younare, youre welling up.
well vi.湧出/well up v.湧出, 湧現 to熱淚盈眶eg1:If feelings well up inside you, they becomenvery strong eg2:A sense of hurt and outrage(n.侮辱，憤怒) welled up inside him.
Monica: Amnnot!
Ross:nYoure gonna be an aunt.
Monica:n(pushes him and starts to cry) Oh shut up!
Rachel: (onnphone) Hi, Mindy. Hi, it-its Rachel. Yeah, Im fine. I-I saw Barry today. Oh,nyeah, yeah he-he told me. No, no, its okay. I hope you two are very happy, Inreally do. Oh, oh, and Mind, yknow, if-if everything works out, and you guysnend up getting married and having kids- and everything- I just hope they havenhis old hairline發線 and your old nose. (Slams the phone down.) (To everyone)nOkay, I know it was a cheap shot賤招, but I feel so much better now.
End
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