2017年最喪喪喪喪喪喪喪的25句話全在這 | 附獨家英譯

1. 轉角一般不會遇到愛，只會遇到乞丐。

Commonly, what you will come across in the street corner is not true love but beggar.

2. 你以為只要長得漂亮就有男生喜歡？你以為只要有了錢漂亮妹子就自己貼上來了？你以為學霸就能找到好工作？我告訴你吧，這些都是真的！

Do you think it possible that beauty can win boys』 affection, that money can attract pretty girls and that super scholars can find satisfactory positions？Guess what？You are right！

3. 別減肥了，你丑不僅是因為胖。

Stopping losing weight！ Your ugliness not only results from your fat.

4. 上帝為你關上了一扇門，然後就去洗洗睡了。

The God closes your door and then he forgets to open it.

5. 你並不是一無所有，你還有病啊！

You are not penniless. See, you have illness.

6. 「假如我又丑又窮又矮又笨，你還會愛我嗎？」

「別他媽假如了，你本來就又丑又窮又矮又笨。」

What if i was ugly, poor, short and stupid? Will you still love me?

Come on! You are ugly, poor, short and stupid!

7. 你每天都那麼努力，忍受了那麼多的寂寞和痛苦。可我也沒見你有多優秀。

You work that hard everyday and endure so much loneliness and pains. But what is your achievement?

8. 失敗並不可怕，可怕的是你還相信這句話。

Failure is not horrible.

Whats horrible is that you believe this.

9. 有些人出現在你的生命里，是為了告訴你：你真好騙。

Some people come to your life to make you know that you are such an easy target.

10. 善良沒用，你得漂亮。

A warm heart is useless. Only beauty works.

11. 灰姑娘嫁給了王子，但請不要忘記她也是伯爵的女兒。

We only know that Cinderella married the prince but we forgot she was the daughter of the count as well.

12. 有時候你不努力一下你都不知道什麼叫絕望。

Sometimes, you will not understand what is called desperate until you try hard.

13. 失戀的時候，許多年輕人以為整個世界都拋棄了自己，別傻了，世界根本就沒需要過你。

A number of young people regard themselves abandoned by the world when they are crossed in love. How silly! Don』t they know that the world never needs them？

14. 經過十年不斷的努力和奮鬥，我終於從一個懵懂無知的少年變成了一個懵懂無知的青年。

With ten year』s struggle and efforts, I ultimately change from an ignorant little boy into an ignorant young man.

15. 別人都有背景，而你只有背影。

What others have is powerful background and what you have is a figure.

16. 不要說生活傷害了你，生活連你是誰都不知道。

It』s ridiculous to say that life hurts you. Life even doesn』t know who you are.

17. 暴風雨之後，不僅沒看到彩虹，還感冒了！

What I witness after the rainstorm is not rainbow but my running nose.

18. 懶是一個很好的託辭，說的好像你勤奮了就能幹成大事一樣。

Laziness is an excellent excuse, which makes you believe that you will make a difference once you become diligent.

19. 對於今天解決不了的問題不要著急，因為明天你也解決不了啊！

Take it easy if you are unable to solve the problems today. Neither does tomorrow.

20. 趁著年輕多出來走走看看，不然你都不會知道呆在家裡有多爽。

Go around the world in your youth or you just cannot understand how comfortable it is to stay at home.

21. 長得丑就是病，不然整形醫院為什麼叫醫院。

Ugliness equals to illness. If not, why is plastic surgery hospital called hospital?

22. 真正努力過的人，就會明白天賦的重要。

Those that try hard will understand the importance of talent.

23. 愛笑的姑娘，總是比別人更容易長皺紋。

Girls who laugh often are more likely to acquire wrinkles.

24. 醜小鴨變為白天鵝不是自己有多努力，而是它的父母就是白天鵝。

What makes ugly duckling turn into a white swan is not her diligence but the fact that her parents are white swans.

25. 世上無難事只怕有錢人。

Nothing in the world is difficult for one who is rich.

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