我是路邊社記者，現在被鬚鯨一口吞掉了 現在該怎麼求生？只有一把潛水匕首，我要從什麼位置才能逃脫？急，在線等。
鬚鯨的食道一般很窄，它們只能吞進小魚小蝦，像藍鯨的食道只有10cm左右。反正他咽不下去，你就張開四肢擴大自己的體積，踢打鬚鯨的口腔和咽喉，等它下一次張嘴，你就能出來了。【淹死悶死那也能吐個屍體出來
約拿與大魚的那些事
Jonah was a prophet of God. God told him to go to a city called Nineveh. The people there were wicked. God told Jonah to tell the people to repent.
Jonah did not obey God. Jonah did not want to go to Nineveh. He did not want to tell the people to repent. He got on a ship. The ship was sailing to another city.
God sent a bad storm. The wind blew hard. The men on the ship were afraid it would sink.
The captain of the ship went to Jonah. Jonah was sleeping. The captain woke him. He told Jonah to pray and ask God to help them.
The men thought the storm came because Jonah was on the ship. They wanted the storm to stop. They asked Jonah what they should do.
Jonah told them to throw him into the water. He knew God sent the storm because of him. He had not obeyed God.
The men did not want to throw Jonah into the water. But they knew the storm would stop if they did. So they threw him into the water. The storm stopped.
God sent a big fish. The fish swallowed Jonah. Jonah was in the fish for three days and three nights. Jonah prayed to God. He repented. He said he was sorry he had run away. He promised to obey God.
The fish put Jonah out on dry land. Again God told Jonah to go to Nineveh. He said to tell the people to repent.
This time Jonah obeyed God. He went to Nineveh. He told the people to repent. If they would not repent, Nineveh would be destroyed.
The people did repent. They stopped being wicked. They fasted and prayed. God did not destroy Nineveh.所以被鯨魚吞了信上帝就好了～
在肚子里住下吧。木偶奇遇記，製作匹諾曹的老爺爺。
是鯊魚，不過也可以參考。
趕緊往鯨魚的嘴跑，要不然你就要從肛門出來了
吃它肉喝它血 就像金角銀角對待九尾那樣
打110啊，發什麼知乎
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