深扒《老友記》——史上最全老友記學習筆記S02E22

01-29

《老友記》第2季第22集 - 高清正版在線觀看 - 搜狐視頻 http://tv.sohu.com/20120630/n346958878.shtml?txid=9075b2a7de230eeef8505336cfdc34ae

The OnenWith the Two Parties

Originally written by Alexa Junge.

Transcribed by Joshua Hodge.

222 一個頭兩個大

瑞秋的生日驚喜派對被一分為二，以避免她的父親和母親這一對老冤家碰面。
莫妮卡以墨西哥果餡餅取代生日蛋糕。
菲比將客人們從莫妮卡的沉悶的派對偷渡到錢德和喬伊的飲酒作樂的狂歡派對。

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[Scene: Moondance Diner. Ross, Phoebe, Joey, and Chandlernare sitting at the counter, Monica is working. Monica is wearing her costume,nincluding big fake breasts.]

nMONICA: So, Ill get candles and my moms lace tablecloth, and since itsnRachels birthday, I mean, we wantnit to be special, I thought Idnpoach a salmon.

lace n.蕾絲,花邊/tablecloth n.桌布/poachnv.水煮/salmon n.三文魚/I thought Id poach a salmon: to cook in simmering(vt.慢煮n.沸騰的溫度)nliquid

nALL: Ohhh.

nMONICA: What?

ROSS: Question. Why do we always have to have parties wherenyou poach things?

nMONICA: You wanna be in charge of the food committee?

nROSS: Question two. Why do we always have to have parties with committees?

nJOEY: Really. Why cant we just get some pizzas and get some beers and havenfun?

nROSS: Yeah.

PHOEBE: Yeah, I agree. Ya know, I think fancy parties are onlynfun if youre fancy on the inside and Im just not sure we are.nn

be fancy onnthe inside內心花俏

nMONICA: Alright. If you guys dont want it to be special, fine. You can throw any kind of partynyou want.

n[Joey is staring at Monicas breasts]

MONICA: Joey theyre not real. I start miles beneath the surface我裡面空空如也 of thesenthings, ok, theyre fake. See [squeezes her breast] honk honk.nn

honk n.雁叫聲,鵝叫,汽車喇叭響/Joey theyre not real. I start miles beneath the surface ofnthese things, ok, theyre fake.nSee [squeezes her breast] honk honk: to make a sound resembling the cry of a goose

CHANDLER: Wow,nits, its like porno for clowns.nn

porno n.(=pornographer,n=pornography) 色情書刊(=porn)/clown n.小丑

nOPENING TITLES

[Scene: Central Perk. Chandler, Ross, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are planningnRaches birthday party.]

nROSS: I talked to Rachels sisters, neither of them can come.

nMONICA: Ok, um so, I still have to invite Dillon and Emma and Shannon Cooper.

JOEY: Woah, woah, woah, uh, no Shannon Cooper.

nPHOEBE: Why not her?

nJOEY: Cause she uh, she steals stuff.

CHANDLER: Ornmaybe she doesnt steal stuff and Joey just slept with her and never called hernback.

nMONICA: Joey that is horrible.nn

horriblenadj.可怕的, 恐怖的, 討厭的

JOEY: Hey I liked her, alright. Maybe, maybe too much. Indont know I guess I just got scared恐懼的.

nPHOEBE: Im sorry, I didnt know.

nJOEY: I didnt think anyoned buy that吃這套, ok.nn

Indidnt think anyoned buy that, ok: ACCEPT, BELIEVE

n[Rachel enters]

ROSS: Hi honey, how did it go?

nRACHEL: Agh, it was the graduationnfrom hell.

CHANDLER: Yanknow, my cousin went to hell on a football scholarship.

RACHEL: Ya know, I mean this is supposed to be a joyousnoccasion. My sisters graduating from college, nobody thought she would. Its antrue testament to what a girl from long island would do for a Celica.nn

joyous adj.快樂的, 高興的/testament n.<律>遺囑,遺言;證明,證據/Celica n.豐田(Toyota)跑車/Its a true testament to what a girl from long island would do forna Celica.這件事完全證明了一個長島女孩（她妹妹）為了拿到一輛車的獎勵會如何努力的拿到大學畢業證/long island:A long, narrownisland of southeast New Yorkbordered on(接壤) the south by the Atlantic Ocean.nLong Island Sound(n.海峽), an arm(n.海灣) of the Atlantic(n.大西洋), separates it from Connecticut on thennorth. The western part of Long Islandnincludes two boroughs(n.城鎮) of New York City. The rest of the island hasnseen tremendous industrial and residential growth since 1945, although therenare still countless resort communities(n.渡假村)nalong its shoreline./ Itsna true testament tonwhat a girl from long island would do for a Celica: testament means a strong evidence for something; Celica is a model of automobile manufactured by Toyota

nMONICA: So what happened?

nRACHEL: My parents happened. All they had to do was sit in the same stadium,nsmile proudly, and not talk about the divorce. But nooo, they got into a huge fightnin the middle of the commencement address. Bishop Tutu actually had to stop andnshush them. But you know what, you know what the good news is? I get to serve coffee for thennext 8 hours.nn

commencementnn.開始,畢業典禮/address n.致辭,演講/Bishop n.主教;(國際象棋中的)象/shush interj.安靜,噓/But nooo, they got into a hugenfight in the middle of the commencementnaddress: commencement is the ceremonies or the day for conferringndegrees(vt.授予學位) orndiplomas

PHOEBE: Ok, so I guess we dont invite her parents.

nMONICA: Well, how bout just her mom?

CHANDLER: Whynher mom?

nMONICA: Cause I already invited her.

nPHOEBE: Ooh, ooh, did you ask Stacy Roth?

nJOEY: Oh no, cant invite her. She also steals.

[Scene: Monica and Rachels apartment. Chandler, Joey, Monica, and Phoebenare setting up for the party.]nn

set up for the party布置派對

nPHOEBE: Ok, here are the birthday candles. Wheres the birthday cake?

nMONICA: Ok, were not having birthday cake, were having birthday flan.nn

flan n.果餡餅/Ok, were not having birthdayncake, were having birthday flan: an open pie containingnany of various sweet or savory(adj.可口美味的)nfillings(n.餅餡)

CHANDLER:nExcuse me?

MONICA: Its a traditional Mexican custard dessert.

custard n.奶油蛋羹, 奶油凍/dessert n.天食(正餐的最後一道菜)

JOEY: Oh thats nice. Happy birthday Rachel, heres some goo.nn

goo n.粘性物/Oh thats nice. Happy birthdaynRachel, heres some goo: A sticky wet viscous(adj.粘性的)nsubstance

[knock at the door]

nMONICA: [answers the door] Dr. Greene. Oh my God its Rachels dad. Whatre youndoing here?

nMR. GREENE: What? The father cant drop by to see the daughter on her birthday?nn

drop by v.隨便訪問

MONICA: No no, the father can, but um, since I am the roommate I can tell younthat shes not here and Ill pass along the message, ok. So bye-bye.nn

pass along沿...走,路過/pass alongnthe message轉告

MR. GREENE: Ohhh, youre having a parteee.

nMONICA: No, no, not a party. Just a surprise gathering of some people Rachel knows. Um, this is Phoebenand Chandlernand Joey.

MR. GREENE: Illnnever remember all of that人太多了,我記不住. So uh, whats the deal? Rachel comes home,npeople pop out and yell stuff, is that it?nn

pop out跳出/yell vi.大叫

CHANDLER: Thisnisnt your first surprise party, is it sir?

n[knock at the door, Monica answers to see Mrs. Greene]

nMRS. GREENE: Hi Monica.

n[Monica slams the door back shut]

MONICA: Chinese menu guy. Forgot the menus.nn

menu n.菜單

CHANDLER: So,nbasically just a Chinese guy.

nJOEY: Uh, hey, Dr. Greene, why dont you come with me, well put your jacket onnRachels bed.

nMR. GREENE: Alright, that sounds like a two person job. [they walk into Rachelsnbedroom]

nMRS. GREENE: Well, my goodness, whatnwas that?

nMONICA: Sandra, I am so sorry, I thought you were Rachel and we just werentnready for you yet.

MRS. GREENE: You thought I was Rachel?

CHANDLER: Yesnbecause uh, you look so young.

nPHOEBE: And because youre both, you know, white women.

nMRS. GREENE: Oh, I missed you kids. Well, should I put my coat in the bedroom?

CHANDLER: NO!nNo, Ill take that for ya.

nMRS. GREENE: Oh well thank you. Such a gentleman. Thank you. [Chandler takes the hotnpink coat and grimaces扮苦相 at it] Ahh, it all looks so nice, so festive, all thenballoons... [Chandler,nremembering that Joey and Mr. Greene are in the bedroom, throws her coat in ancupboard] The funniest thing happened to me on the way here. I was...[Joeynpeeks out]nn

festive adj.慶祝的, 喜慶的/balloon n.氣球/cupboardnn.櫥櫃/peek out 向外瞥一眼

PHOEBE: [cutting Mrs. Greene off] Ha-ha, thats great, ha-ha. I cant wait tonhear the rest of it, ya know, but I really have to go to the bathroom so...nHey, come with me. Yeah, yeah, itll be like were galnpals, ya know, like at a restraunt.nOh, itll be fun, cmon. [they go in the bathroom]nn

cut off打斷/gal pal n.姐妹

MONICA: Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.

CHANDLER:nOk, think, what would Jack and Chrissy do?nn

Jack and Chrissy:瑞秋因為離婚而鬧得不可開交的父母同時來參加她的生日派對，緊張之中，錢德勒要莫尼卡想想「傑克和克里絲(Jack and Chrissy)」碰到這種情況會怎麼辦。傑克和克里絲是七十到八十年代著名的肥皂劇《三人行(Threes Company)》的主人公，克里斯和珍妮特找了一個男室友傑克，因而經常要瞞著家人，也時常干一些和錢德勒與莫尼卡正在乾的事情來掩飾。n

JOEY: [peeks back out]nOk, now that your coat is safely in the bedr-, [sees that the coast is clear]noh, ok we can come back out in the living room.nn

safely adv.安全地,確實地

nMONICA: So uh, Joey and Chanlder, I, I think its time that you take Dr. Greene over to your place.

CHANDLER: Uhh,nyes, absdolutely, um. Why again?

nMONICA: Because thats where the party is you goon. See this is just thenstaging area.nn

goon n.獃子,愚笨者/the staging area(部隊從一個戰場轉往另一個戰場的)集結地/Becausenthats where the party is you goon. See this is just the staging area: goon means a stupid person; staging area means any area or place serving as a pointnof assembly(n.集合) ornpreparation on the way to a destination. Also called staging post.

JOEY: Right this is staging.

CHANDLER: Yeah,nthis more than anything else, is the staging area.

more than ph.多於;在...次以上;不只...

JOEY: [as theyre walking out, Dr. Greene questioninglyngestures at the Happy Birthday signnover the door] This is clearly in the wrong apartment. [they all walk acrossnthe hall]nn

questioninglynadv.懷疑地

[Scene: Later on in the hallway between the apartments. Chandler is showing people to the parties.]

CHANDLER:nAlright you guys are off to去 party number one [ushers 3 guys into Monicas apartment]nand you, you are off to party number two [ushers four women into his apartment.nTwo guys try to follow and Chandlernblocks them and shoos them off to Monicas apartment] Alright fellas, lets keep itnmovin, let keep it movin.nn

usher v.引導/shoo v.發出噓聲趕/Twonguys try to follow and Chandler blocks them and shoos them off to Monicasnapartment: to scare, drive, or send away(v.驅逐)

MONICA: Chandlerncould you at least send some women to my party? [buzzer goes off] Alrightnthats Ross.

CHANDLER: Ok,ntheyre coming, shhh. [Runs into Monicas apartment and grabs one last girl to take tonhis apartment]

nRACHEL: Ohh, thank you for the wonderful dinner.

nROSS: Thanks for being born.

RACHEL: Ohh, thank you for my beautiul earrings, theyrenperfect. I love you.

nROSS: Oh, now you can exchange them if you want, ok.

nRACHEL: Now I love you even more.

n[they kiss and Ross backs her into her apartment and turns on the lights]nn

back into倒車撞上(某物)

ALL: Surprise.

nRACHEL: Oh my gosh, wow. Monica. Oh my god. Mom. This is so great.

nMRS. GREENE: Happy birthday sweetie.

nRACHEL: Wow you, you. I had no idea.

nROSS: Really?

nRACHEL: No, I knew.

nROSS: All right.

nMONICA: Ok, everybody, theres food and drinks on the table. Go across thenhall.

nROSS: What?

nRACHEL: What?

nMONICA: Right now, Joey and Chandlers,ngo now.

nRACHEL: Why.

nMONICA: Just go.

n[they walk across the hall]

nALL: Surprise.

nMR. GREENE: Happy birthday sweetpea.nn

sweetpea n.小甜心(在美國很流行的父親叫女兒的親密語)

RACHEL: Daddy.

[Ad break. Time lapse. Still at party at Chandler and Joeys. Rachel is talking to Chandler and Ross.]

RACHEL: Both of them are here, both of them, both of themnare here?

CHANDLER: Well,nwe could count again.

nRACHEL: I cant believe this is happening.

ROSS: You know what, this is ridiculous, ok. This is yournbirthday, this is your party. I say we just put em allntogether and if they cant dealnwith it, who cares.

nRACHEL: I do.

nROSS: Thats who.

CHANDLER: Look,nare you gonna be ok?

nRACHEL: Well, I have to be, I dont really have a choice, I mean, you know, Incould look at the bright side, I get two birthday parties and two birthday cakes.

CHANDLER: Well,nactually just one birthday flan.

nRACHEL: What?

CHANDLER: Itsna traditional Mexican custard dessert...Look talk to Monica, shes on the foodncommittee.

[Time lapse. Chandlernruns out of the bathroom.]

CHANDLER: Joey,nJoey. Hey, some girl just walked up to me and said, I want you Dennis, and stuck her tounge down my throat給我一個熱吻. I love this party.nn

walk up to走近,走向

JOEY: Quick volleyball question.

CHANDLER:nVolleyball.

JOEY: Yeah, we set up a court建了一個球場 in your room. Uh, you didnt really like thatngrey lamp, did you?

CHANDLER: Joey,na woman just stuck her tounge down my throat, Im not even listening to you.

nGIRLS VOICE: Dennis.

CHANDLER: Ok,nthats me. [runs back]

nRACHEL: Listen honey, can you keep dad occupied跟爸爸講一些話,nIm gonna go talk to mom for a while.

ROSS: Ok, do you have any ideas for any openers?nn

opener n.開場白

RACHEL: Uhh, lets just stay clear of Im the guy thats doing上 you daughter andnyou should be ok.

[Back in Monicas party]

nMONICA: Ok people, I want you to take a piece of paper, here you go, and writendown your most embarassing memory. Oh, and I do ask that when youre not usingnthe markers, you put the caps back on them because they will dry out.nn

ask v.要求/marker n.記號筆,麥克筆/capnn.筆蓋/dry out 幹掉/Oh, and I do ask that when youre not using the markers, you putnthe caps back on them becausenthey will dry out: dry out means remove the moisture from and make dry

[Back in Chandlernand Joeys party]

ROSS: Hi Dr. Greene. So, uh, hows everythingnin the uh, vascular surgery....game?nn

vascular adj.[解][動]脈管的, 有脈管的, 血管的

MR. GREENE: Its not a game Ross, a woman died on my table today.nn

table n.<口>手術台

ROSS: Im sorry. See thats the good thing about my job. All the dinosaurs onnmy table are already dead.nn

table n.工作台

[Back in Monicas party]

nMONICA: Listen you guys, I dont mean to be a painnabout this but, um, Ive noticednthat some of you are just placing them on. You wanna push the caps until younhear them click. [she demonstrates, Gunther starts to walk to the door]nGunther, wherere you going?nn

pain vt.使痛苦,使煩惱/push the cap推動筆蓋/demonstrate vt.示範/Listennyou guys, I dont mean to be a pain about this: an annoying or troublesome person or thing

nGUNTHER: I um, was sorta thinking about maybe...

nMONICA: No. No you cant go. No this is fun. Come on were just gettingnstarted. Here, heres your marker.

nPHOEBE: Listen if you wanna go, just go.

nGUNTER: No, shell yell at me again.

nPHOEBE: Alright, I can get you out.

nGUNTHER: What?

nPHOEBE: Shh. In a minute, Im gonna create a diversion. WhennI do, walk quickly to the door and dont look back.]nn

in a minutenadv.馬上,立刻/diversion n.用以轉移視線的事物(或假象),聲東擊西

[Back at Chandlernand Joeys party]

nMR. GREENE: I think I need a drink.

nROSS: Oh, here, I, Ill get it for ya. Whadya want?

nMR. GREENE: Scotch.nn

scotch:指代whiskey

ROSS: Scotch. Alright, Ill be back in 10 seconds with your scotch on the rocksnin a glass.nn

rock n.冰塊

MR. GREENE: Neat.

neat adj.(酒)純的,無攙雜的/Oh,nscotch neat: freenfrom admixture(n.攙雜物) orndilution(n.沖淡物;dilutenv.稀釋,使變淡)

ROSS: Cool.

nMR. GREENE: No no no, no no no, neat, as in no rocks.

nROSS: I know.

[Back at Monicas party]

nMR. GREENE: Oh hello Ross, where have you been?

nROSS: Hi. Uh, I have been in the bathroom. Stay clear of the salmon mousse.

stay clearnof避開..., 不與...接觸

MRS. GREENE: Oh, scotch neat. Ya know, thats Rachels fathers drink.

nROSS: Oh, mine too. Isnt that neat, scotch neat. Would you excuse me我先失陪下? [walks out in the hallway, Mr. Greene isnwalking out of Chandlernand Joeys apartment] Hey, hey, where you uh, sneakinnoff to mister?nn

sneak off to溜去/Hey, hey, where you uh, sneakinnoff to mister: leave furtively(adv.偷偷摸摸地)nand stealthily(adv.暗地地)

nMR. GREENE: Im getting my cigarettes out of my jacket.

nROSS: No. no.

nMR. GREENE: Whadya mean no?

nROSS: No, um, see cause that, that is, that is the staging area. If you go innthere, itll ruin the whole illusionnof the party. Yeah, I think yountake your scotch back in there and I will get your cigarettes for you sir.nn

illusion n.錯誤的觀念,幻想

MR. GREENE: Get my glasses too.

nROSS: All righty roo. [closes the door] What a greatnmoment to say that for the firstntime. [goes to get the cigarettes and glasses]nn

roo n.[動] 袋鼠(產於澳洲)v.用手拔/All righty roo: Cigaret, cigarette. Short for cigaroo

MONICA: Ok, the first persons mostnembarassing memory is, Monica, your party sucks. Very funny.

PHOEBE: Oh no, ooh, ooh, did somebody forget to use ancoaster?nn

coaster n.杯墊

MONICA: What? [she runs over to where Phoebe is, Phoebe signals for Gunther tongo] I dont see anything.nn

signal v.發信號

PHOEBE: Great, Im seeing waternrings again我的眼睛又花了.

MRS. GELLER: Ross, whosenglasses are those?

nROSS: Mine.

nMRS. GREENE: You wear bi-focals?nn

focal adj.焦點的/bi-focal adj.雙焦點的n.遠近雙用的眼鏡

nROSS: Um-hmm. [puts them on] I have a condition, apparently, that I require two different sets of focals.

nMRS. GREENE: Did you know my husband has glasses just like that?

nRACHEL: Well those are very popular frames.nn

frame n.鏡框

ROSS: Neil Sedaka wears them.nn

Neil Sedaka:瑞秋媽媽發現羅斯拿著瑞秋爸爸的近視老花兩用眼鏡，眼看就要穿幫，羅斯趕緊說現在很多人都戴這種眼鏡，很流行的。羅斯說，比如尼爾·西達卡(Neil Sedaka)就戴。這是美國著名的歌星，但年紀已經不小了。

GUY: [to Phoebe] I hear you can getnpeople out of here.

nMRS. GREENE: Rachel, you didnt tell me your boyfriend smoked.

nRACHEL: Yeah, like a chimney.nn

chimney n.煙囪

ROSS: Ohh, big smoker. [Packs the cigarettes and flings拋出 one on Mrs. Greene innthe process. Finally gets one innhis mouth and it look really out of place] Big big smoker. In fact Im gonna gonout into the hallway and fire up this bad boy. [as he walks into the hall, he comes face to face with Mr. Greene]nn

out of place adv.不在適當的位置, 不合適

MR. GREENE: Are you wearing my glasses?

nROSS: Yes. [pulls them off and hands them to Mr. Greene] I was just warming upnthe earpieces for you.nn

earpiece n.聽筒,眼鏡架/Inwas just warming up the earpieces fornyou: one of the two sidepieces(n.側部)nthat support eyeglasses(n.眼鏡) by passing over or behind the ears

nMR. GREENE: Thank you. Is that one of my cigarettes?

nROSS: [pulls the cigarette off his upper lip and hands it to Mr. Greene] Yeah, yes it is, Inwas just moistening the tip.nn

moisten adj.弄濕

[Back in Monicas party. Phoebe is talking to a guy and two girls at thenparty.]

PHOEBE: Ok, ok, shes taking thentrash out so I can get you out of here butnit has to be now, shell be back any minute.nn

trash n.垃圾/take the trash out出去倒垃圾

GIRL 1: What about my friend Victor?

nPHOEBE: No, only the three of you,nany more than that and shell get suspicious.nn

suspicious adj.懷疑的

GIRL 1: Alright, let me just get my coat.

nPHOEBE: There isnt time. You must leave everything. Theyll take carenof you next door.

nGIRL 1: Is it true they have beer?

nPHOEBE: Everything youve heard is true.

[Back at Chandlernand Joeys party. Everyone is dancing and having fun.]

nMONICA: Could you guys please try to keep it down小聲點, were trying to startna Boggle tournament.nn

boggle v.猶豫,畏縮不前n.文字遊戲/Couldnyou guys please try to keep it down, were trying to start a Bogglentournament: Boggle也是一個猜字遊戲,在一個4×4見方的格子里有16個小方塊, 每個方塊的每個面上都有一個字母,遊戲者規定在3分鐘內從相鄰的小方快中找出單詞, 並秘密的寫在紙上,不讓對方看見,相鄰的意思可以是橫,豎,斜,但都必須是緊挨的,單詞中每個字母只能出現一次,單詞的長度至少要3個字母. 3分鐘後遊戲者停筆,然後檢查每個人猜出了多少單詞,如果一個單詞有2個以上的人同時猜到,那這個單詞就算作廢, 不計入分數.最後,把寫的單詞轉化成分植,分數最高者獲勝.當然寫的單詞越長,分值也越n高,但上限為11分

[Chandler andnJoey stop dancing and laugh at her]

nMONICA: You, and you, youre supposed to be at my party. And Gunther! What arenyou doing here?

nGUNTHER: Um [gestures to dance floor]

nPHOEBE: [enters with the three people she got out] Ok, welcome to the fu-oh.

nMONICA: Phoebe.

nPHOEBE: Alright, Im sorry but these people needed me. They work hard all week,nits Saturday night, they deserve to have a little fun. Go.

nMONICA: Ya know, my party is fun. I mean, maybe its a little quieter, less obvious sorta fun含蓄的快樂 but, you know, if people would just give it a chance...n[volleyball hits her in the head from behind]

[Back at Monicas party]

nRACHEL: You want me to see a therapist?

therapist n.臨床醫學家to心理學家

MRS. GREENE: Sweetheart, you obviously have a problem. Youve chosen anboyfriend exactly like your father.

nRACHEL: Ok mom, you know what, fine, Ill make annappointment ok, but you know what,nright now, I gotta go, I gotta go do a thing.

[Chandler andnJoeys party]

nMR. GREENE: Did you know your mother spent $1200 dollars on bonsai trees. Infelt like Gulliver around that place.nn

bonsai n.<日>盆栽/Gulliver n.格利佛(《格利佛遊記(小人國)》的主人公)/Did you know your mother spent $1200 dollars on bonsaintrees? I felt like Gulliver around that place: bonsai is a dwarfednornamental tree(n.觀賞性矮喬木) or shrub(n.喬木) grown in a tray or shallow pot (盆栽);

RACHEL: Daddy, daddy, you know what, I really wanna hear more about this, Inreally do, but I just have, I just have to do a, some stuff.

n[Monicas party]

nMRS. GREENE: You work and you work and you work at a marriage but all he caresnabout is his stupid boat.nn

work at對……很努力(挽回)

[Chandler andnJoeys party]

nMR. GREENE: You work and you work and you work on a boat...

nMRS. GREENE: He always ridiculed my pottery classs...nn

ridicule n.v.嘲笑,奚落/pottery n.陶器

MR. GREENE: ...and you sand it and you varnish it...nn

sand v.用砂紙磨光(sand the wood);用沙覆蓋/varnish v.上釉,給…塗清漆

MRS. GREENE: ...but when all is said and done, he still drinks out of the mugs用那個杯子喝.

nMR. GREENE: ...and her yoga and her Bridges of Madison County...nn

yoga n.瑜珈

nMRS. GREENE: ...the scotch and the cigarettes...

nMR. GREENE: ...and the bansais and the chiuaua...nn

chiuaua n.吉娃娃/And the bonsais and thenchiuaua: ankind of cute dog.

MRS. GREENE: ...I may have only been in therapy for three weeks now dear but...

be in therapy接受心理治療

nMR. GREENE: ...what the hell does she want with half anboat...

[Scene: The hallway after the party. Rachel is sitting there.]

CHANDLER:n[running out of his apartment after a girl] Ok, ok, you can be shirts and Illnbe skins. Ill be skins. [sits down beside Rachel] Hey, how you holdin up there你怎麼樣, tiger? Oh,nsorry, when my parents were getting divorced I got anlot of tigers我被人許多次稱為老虎. Got a lotnof champs, chiefs, sports, I even got a governor.nn

be shirts穿衣服/be skins光著身子/champ n.冠軍/chief n.老大/sport n.君子

RACHEL: This is it, isnt it? I mean, this is what my lifenis gonna be like. My mom there, my dad there. Thanksgiving, Christmas. She getsnthe house, hes in some condo my sisters gonna decorate with wicker. Oh, Chandler how did you getnthrough this?nn

condo n.(=condominium) 分戶出售公寓大廈/decorate with以……來裝飾/wicker n.柳條(傢具)/get through熬/She gets the house, hes in some condo my sisters gonna decorate with wicker: condo (CONDOMINIUM) is an apartmentnbuilding in which each apartmentnis owned separately by the people living in it, but also containing shared areas; wicker is slender(adj.苗條的) flexible branches or twigs(n.嫩枝)n(especially of willow柳樹 or somencanes藤條); used for wickerwork(n.枝編工藝)

CHANDLER: Well,nI relied on a carefully regimented program of denial and, and wetting the bed.nn

regiment v.嚴密地編組,編隊/denial n.拒絕接受事實/wetnthe bed尿床

RACHEL: Ya know, I just, so weird. I mean I was in therenjust listening to them bitch about each other and all I kept thinking about was the fourth ofnJuly.nn

bitch about each other互相對罵/the fourth of July n.美國獨立紀念日(七月四日)

CHANDLER:nBecasue it reminded you of the way our forefathers used to bitch at each other?nn

forefather n.祖先

nRACHEL: Its just this thing. Every year we would go out on my dads boat andnwatch the fireworks. Mom always hated it because thenocean air made her hair all big. My sister Jillnwould be throwing up over the side and my dad would be upset becasue nobody wasnhelping and then when we did help he would scream at us for doing it wrong越幫越忙. But then when the fireworks started, everybodynjust shut up, you know, and itd get really cold, and we would all just sort ofnsmush under this one blanket. Itnnever occured to anybody to bring another one. And now its just...nn

throw up嘔吐/over the side上船/smush v.壓碎,擠壓/itd get really cold, and we would all just sort of smush under this one blanket: to mash(v.搗碎n.土豆泥) ornpush, esp. to push down or in, compress(v.壓縮)

CHANDLER: I, Inknow. [Hugs her. Ross walks out and Chandler puts her in his arms.]

[Scene: Monicas party. She is seeing off the last of the guests.]nn

seenoff送行

MONICA: Ok, thanks for coming, I hope you guys had fun.

nMRS. GREENE: Alright, Monica dear, Im gonna hit the road. Now Ive left my 10nverbs on the table. And you be sure and send me that finished poem.nn

hit the road v.開始流浪to要走了/Alright,nMonica dear, Im gonna hit the road: LEAVE

MONICA: Ok will do. So glad youncame.

nMRS. GREENE: I think I saw Rachel out in the hall.

nMONICA: Ok, let me go check. Your mom wants to say goodbye.

nRACHEL: Oh ok.

nMRS. GREENE: Happy birthday sweetie.

nRACHEL: Ok.

n[Mr. Greene opens the door to Chandlernand Joeys apartment. Ross sees him and runs to the door forcing him back innthen holds onto the door knob.]

nJOEY: Ahh, you drive safe.

nMRS. GREENE: Ross, whatre you doing.

nROSS: Im getting ready for the water skiing滑水. [Mr.nGreene opens the door which pulls Ross in] How are you doing?

CHANDLER: Well,nuh, Dr. Greene, where are you going?

nMR. GREENE: To get my coat.

nGUYS: No no no.

nMR. GREENE:Alright, alright, I can get my own coat.

n[the guys form a wall between Mrs Geller and Mr Geller and dance across the hall asnhe walks across]

CHANDLER:nSorry, were on a major flan high果餡餅讓我們爽歪歪.

nPHOEBE: Oh no, youre not supposed to be here. This is the staging area, younshould, its all wrong, you should leave, ya know, get out. [opens the door,nthe guys are right there] Or perhaps youd like a creme dmenthe.nn

crème n.(=cream)乳酪, 奶油, 奶皮/menthe薄荷液,薄荷酒/Or perhapsnyoud like a creme dmenthe: creme dmenthe is an unbelievable,ncreamy smooth mint topped with chocolate sauce and crème d menthe candies on a dark chocolate base to melt(v.融化) in your mouth[melt in the mouth(食物)嫩軟, 好吃極了]

MR. GREENE: I have to be heading to my chateau我要打道回府了, thanknyou.

chateau n.法國封建城堡

PHOEBE: Oh all right, then I guess were going back into the hallway.

nJOEY: Thanks for coming Mrs. Greene. [grabs her and kisses her to distract her.nShe goes limp in his arms. Mr. Greene leaves.] Well, ok, you take care.nn

limp v.跛行adj.柔軟的,易曲的/[Grabs hernand kisses her to distract her. She goes limp in his arms. Mr. Greenenleaves.]: droop(vt.低垂,下垂), to sinkngradually

MRS. GREENE: Oh, you kids [she caresses his face and chest] Well, this is thenbest party Ive been to in years.nn

caress n.v.愛撫,撫摸

MONICA: Thank you.

CLOSING CREDITS

[Scene: Monica and Rachels apartment. Closenup靠近 of the flan on the table with birthdayncandles.]

MONICA: Ok everybody, its time for flan.

CHANDLER: Yup,nget ready for the gelatenous fun.nn

gelatinous adj.凝膠狀的/Yup, get ready for the gelatinous fun: gelatinousnmeans having the nature of or resembling jelly(n.果子凍), esp. innconsistency(n.濃度); jellylike, viscous(adj.有粘性的)

nJOEY: Kinda looks like that stuff you get when you get a bad infection.nn

infection n.<醫>傳染,傳染病,影響,感染

nMONICA: Ok, thats enough.

PHOEBE: Ok Rachel, make a special flan wish.

nRACHEL: Ok, Ive got one. [blows out吹熄 the candles. Somebodyncalls out heads up and the volleyball lands in the flan] Wow, those thingsnalmost never come true.nn

head up小心，抬頭

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