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順手翻譯，以饗各位。

什麼？考完四六級就不用看英語了？考了就能過嗎？na?ve。

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Nobody gives a flying fuck about you

(由 LMwMLBzMjLSs7OzsHMwMnLRmtExsHIycbKzs@smtp-soi-g15-144.aweber.com 代發)

時 間：2016年6月17日(星期五) 晚上9:26 (UTC-04:00 阿根廷、巴西時間)

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Oldplusnew

Heres a kick in the ass for you Oldplusnew:

Oldplusnew，這有一個讓你菊花生疼的事情：

Know this now and forever: Nobody gives a flying fuck about you.

現在開始永遠記住：沒人特么的對你有一點點在乎。

Everybody has their own problems.

每個人都有自己的麻煩事兒。

Nobody has a special agenda against you, meaning they don』t spend their entire day thinking about you.

沒有人專門為了跟你撕逼而制定個日程表，我的意思是他們不會整天想著你。

Everybody is insecure in their own way. Everyone else around you is worried about their own shit.

每個人都缺乏安全感。你周圍的任何一個人都對他們自己的破事兒擔心不止。

Everybody is the same, they』re also worried about what others think about them.

大家都一樣，都擔心別人是怎麼看待自己的。

And most of all, somebody looks up to you.

最重要的是，有些人在仰視你。

Someone out there wants to be in your shoes. You just don』t see it.

有些人會想要變成你。你只不過不知道罷了。

You just don』t see all of this.

你只是沒有意識到這點。

Keep all of this mind.

記住這些。

Stop worrying. Everyone is worrying.

別再發愁了。大伙兒都發愁呢。

Maybe… you should try snapping out of it and just be happy? Do your own shit and stop worrying?

或許……你應該試著擺脫這種情緒，開心點？管好你自己的屁事然後停止擔心？

Nobody cares about you.

沒人在乎你。

Only you do. So do it.

只有你自己關心你自己。所以就這樣唄。

So, tell me, what fucks are you giving yourself today?

好吧，告訴我，今天你特么給了自己什麼？

Hope this kick in the ass helped today.

希望今兒這個打擊對你有用。

If you want more motivational awesomeness like this so you can get up START doing something with your life, click here!

如果你想要更多的激勵和像今天這種牛逼的消息，讓你可以開始改變你的人生，點這裡！

The Happy As Fuck Club has awesome, golden nuggets like this.

快樂地像高潮俱樂部有很多像這種牛逼的黃金點子。

I dont have time to waste with you with stupid, pretentious advice, which is what a lot of other scammers do!

我沒時間給你提一些傻逼又裝逼的建議，那種事情還是留給那些騙子成功學專家來做吧！

（下略一堆廣告，以及一張非常裝逼的照片）

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好吧我知道你肯定想看照片。能說出這麼motivational的話的人究竟長什麼樣？

長這樣。

接受大哥的死亡凝視，然後奮力向前吧，少年。