生活大爆炸第八季第22集萊納德的演講？

01-27

求英文和中文翻譯兩個版本，感動的要哭

我昨晚剛看完第八季第二十二集，也是很喜歡萊納德的演講，想上網找找原稿沒找到，自己又聽了一遍，手打了一下，可能有錯誤，見諒。

Uh, you know, I-I wrote an entire speech to say how high school prepares you and what a wonderful place it is, but i hated it. Maybe high schools great if you look like this(penny).

But i didnt even feel like i existed at that school. Now that i think about it.I bet a lot of you feel the same way. So for the remainder of my speech, this is for the invisible kids.

Uh, maybe you never fit in, or maybe youre the smallest kid in the school, or the heaviest, or the weirdest, maybe you are graduating and you still havent had your first kiss. Maybe you dont have any friends. And guess what? Thats okay.

While all the popular kids are off doing, whatever, i dont know what they were doing cause i was never there. My point is, while you are spending all this time on your own, building computers or praticing your cello. What you are really doing is becoming interesting. And when people finally do notice you, theyre gonna find somenoe a lot cooler than they thought. And for those of you who were popuplar in high school, its over, sorry.

Thank you, and, congratulations!

打字好累，中文就只翻譯後半段了哈，劃線部分。

或許你在學校格格不入，或許你在學校是最矮小的，最胖的，或者最古怪的，或許你即將畢業了，但你的初吻還在。或許，你沒有任何朋友，但其實這根本無所謂。

儘管那些人緣好的孩子們都去干……其實我也不知道他們幹嘛了，因為我沒有機會去。但我的重點是，那些你獨自一人度過的時間，比如組裝電腦，或者練習大提琴。其實你真正在做的是讓自己變得有趣。等到有一天別人終於注意到你的時候，他們會發現一個比他們想像中更酷的人。至於那些高中人緣好玩得開的同學，好日子到頭了，抱歉！

謝謝各位，恭喜畢業！

曾經在知乎上看到的圖片

我也挺有感觸的，手機截了幾張圖，希望幫到你。