英語中有哪些有趣的一語雙關?
An apple a day, keeps the doctor away.
老笑話，沒什麼好說的。She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
她就一bartender，但是他還是喜歡她。/但是他喜歡不動的她。bartender就得甩膀子調酒啊。still表示仍然或者靜止。A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
一隻狗在路邊生了個仔，被說亂扔垃圾。Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
兩隻蠶比了場賽，最後變成了領帶。/最後打成了平手。 in a tie表示平手A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
在裸體露營的牆上出現了一個洞，警察正在調查呢。/警察正在從洞里偷窺呢。Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
時間飛得就跟箭似的。水果飛得跟香蕉似的。/果蠅喜歡香蕉。 fruit flies果蠅。Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
無神論是一個沒有預言的組織。/無神論是一個非盈利組織。 同音prophet/profit.Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: "You stay here; I"ll go on a head."
兩個帽子掛在帽架上。一個跟另一個說，你呆在這兒，我要上頭上去了。/ 你呆在這，我要先走了。 a head / ahead.I walked into my sister"s room and tripped on a bra.It was a booby-trap.
我走進我妹妹的卧室，被bra絆倒了，這真尼瑪是個凶兆。/這尼瑪是個陷阱。In a democracy it"s your vote that counts. In feudalism it"s your count that votes.
在民主國家，你的投票是重要的。在封建國家，你的地位才是重要的。count 第一個是verb， 第二個是noun.What did the mermaid wear to her math class? An algae bra.
美人魚上課穿什麼呢？ 一個水藻bra。/一本代數。 algebra/ algae bra.If you jumped off the bridge in Paris , you"d be in Seine.
如果你從巴黎的一個橋上掉下去，那你就在塞納河裡了。/那你就是瘋了。in Seine/ insane.Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says "Dam!"
兩條魚游啊游，撞到一個混凝土牆了。一個轉頭說，大壩。/媽的。 dam/ damn.Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, "I"ve lost my electron." The other says "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I"m positive."
兩個氫原子相遇了，一個說，我丟了一個電子了。另一個說，你確定么？回答說，我確定。/我是正電荷。 positive兩個意思。I changed my iPod"s name to Titanic. Now it"s syncing.
我把我的iPod名字改成Titanic。它現在在同步呢。/它現在在往下沉。 syncing/sinking.I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
我想要住到一些霧，但是我自己身上濕了。/我失手了。 mist/ missed.England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
英國沒有一個腎銀行，但是卻有個地方叫Liverpool。/ 但是它卻有個肝池(liver pool).I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
我以前是個銀行家，但是我現在沒有興趣了。/我利息沒了。 interest 興趣/利息I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
我在一個烘焙店找到工作了，因為我揉麵糰。/因為我需要錢。 kneaded/needed dough 麵糰/錢A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
一個漫畫家被發現在自己家死了，細節很模糊。/ 細節都是素描的。 sketchyVenison for dinner again? Oh deer!
晚上又吃鹿肉？可憐的鹿啊！/我的天啦！ deer/dearBe kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.對你的牙醫好一點，他自己也補牙了。/他是有感情的。 fillings/feelingsThere are 70 ways to make a woman happy. 1 is shopping，the other is 69.
趴趴邀請了我們的托福老師Byron來回答題主的問題。
英語中有好多一語雙關的幽默句子，現在為大家摘錄一些常用幽默迷你句型，以供參考~這些據說是流傳甚廣的加菲貓語錄噢~
1. Money is not everything. There"s Mastercard and Visa.
鈔票不是萬能的，畢竟有時還需要信用卡。
2. One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每個人都應該熱愛動物，因為它們很好吃。
3. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要節約用水，所以盡量和女友一起洗澡。
4. Love the neighbor. But don"t get caught.
要用心去愛你的鄰居，不過不要讓她的老公知道。
5. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful
man, there are two or more.
每個成功男人的背後，都有一個女人。每個不成功男人的背後，都有兩個或更多。
6. Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚，畢竟幸福不是永久的嘛。
7. The wise never marry，and when they marry they become otherwise.
聰明人都是未婚的，結婚的人很難再聰明起來。
8. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一個相關名詞，它會給你帶來很多不相關的親戚。
9. Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。
10. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
愛情就像照片，需要大量的暗房時間來培養。
11. Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后座上的小孩會生出意外，后座上的意外會生出小孩。
12. "Your future depends on your dreams."So go to sleep.
現在的夢想決定著你的將來，所以，還是再睡一會吧。
13. There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
應該有更好的方式開始新的一天，而不是千篇一律地在每個上午都醒來。
14. Hard work never killed any body.But why take the risk?
努力工作不會導致死亡。但為什麼要冒險呢?
15. 「Work fascinates me.「 I can look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶！尤其是看著別人工作。
16. God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神決定了誰是你的親戚，幸運的是在選擇朋友方面他給了你留了餘地。
17. When two』s company, three』s the result!
兩個人的狀態是不穩定的，三個人才是！
以上回答出自趴趴英語的托福老師Byron。
文科學渣路過
give me a hand.我在兩本電影里看到過，就是給我一隻手，比如鋼鐵俠。
首先我講一個我自己知道的...
How do you call a deer without eyes?No idea.(No-eye deer)微博盜圖。個人最喜歡的是那個They told me I have type A boold, but it was a type O.
講講吧...挑幾個我覺得好笑的講。
（第一個其實是沒看懂笑點...）
When chemists die, they barium.
那個they看上去指chemists，其實不是，是泛指別人，別人在化學家死的時候埋了他們，bury "em...(口語中them經常讀成em)。barium....Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
德語中sausage叫做wurst[wu?st]...和worst算是諧音。A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spary is now a seasoned veteran.
mustard是芥末，pepper是胡椒，seasoned有兩個意思，一個是老練的，歷經滄桑的（指被俘受到 mustard gas and pepper spary 的折磨），另一個意思是，調過味的....I know a guy who"s addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime.
這裡brake fluid的意思是剎車油，他說他可以隨時停（車）/停止being addicted to brake fluid。我覺得這個沒什麼好笑的...How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
這個我也覺得一般...Hebrews是希伯來書的意思，和he brews it（他沖泡它）諧音。I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
dawn on sb是指某人漸漸明白了...dawn也是黎明的意思...This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I"d never met herbivore.
她說她在素食者俱樂部認出我了。但是我從來沒有和素食動物接觸過/從來沒見過她(herbivore - her before)I"m reading a book about anti-gravity. I can"t put it down.
我在讀一本關於反重力的書。我愛不釋手/我無法把它放下(anti-gravity)...I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
我表演了一個關於雙關語的戲劇。那是一個關於詞語的表演/那是一個文字遊戲（play既可以作玩又可以作表演）。They told me I have type A boold, but it was a type O.
type O和 typo(打錯的字）諧音...A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
一個有閱讀困難的人走進了一個胸罩（因為有閱讀困難所以把bar讀成bra了）PMS jokes aren"t funny. Peroid.
關於經前綜合征的笑話一點都不好笑，就醬/月經。（period有句號，就這樣的意思，也有月經的意思）。Why were the indians here first? They had reservations.
為什麼印第安人先在這的？因為他們預定了/他們有保留地。（reservation有在餐館預定桌位的意思，也是美國印第安人的保留地的意思）Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there"s no pop quiz.
班級去可口可樂的工廠參觀。希望沒有突擊考試/汽水的惡作劇。(pop quiz是突擊考試的意思，同時pop是汽水 quiz可以是惡作劇)Energizer Bunny arrested: Charged with battery.
勁量兔被逮捕了：罪名是電池。/用電池充電。（charge有指控和充電兩個意思，因為我不知道勁量兔是啥我也不是很明白笑點）I didn『t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me,
我一開始不喜歡我的鬍子。後來我就喜歡了。/後來它就長起來了（grow是生長的意思，grow on sb是使某人逐漸喜歡)How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
怎麼做聖水？使勁燒！/把裡面的地獄都燒出來！（the hell out of表示程度深）What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
一個有巨大辭彙量的恐龍是啥？ 百科全書。（dinosaur和thesaurus字形相近）When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
如果你膀胱感染了，你就倒霉了urine - u r in /小便困難What does does a clock od when it"s hungry? It goes back four seconds.鐘錶餓了會做什麼？它會往回調4秒/它會添菜。（for seconds...seconds就是吃完菜之後再加菜）。I wondered why the based was getting bigger. Then it hit me!
我正在想為什麼那個棒球越來越大了，然後它就打著我了！（不解釋）Broken pencils are pointless.破了的鉛筆沒用/沒有尖頭。（pointless, 沒有意義的or沒有尖頭的）I like you,just like you.
大致是基友泡了一個人。泡的時候意思是，縱然萬劫不復，縱然相思入骨，我也待你眉眼如初，歲月如故。甩的時候意思是，我是喜歡你，也僅僅是喜歡你而已。「turn left？」「right！」
不知道這個算不算 Nice to C you
剛看到一句不知道算不算
Life is like a dick, sometimes it gets hard for no reason at all補充一下，聽周圍的歪果仁說有一個電影還是什麼(英語不好沒太明白)，裡面有一個箱子，裡面有一顆心臟。英語里箱子是chest，這個詞又有胸的意思。本人楓葉國高中留學生，歷史課上有一個男生天天給大家寫一些雙關語(他寫了個Pun of the Day)，可惜英語不好的我get不到，我記得有一個是second world war，既可以指第二次世界大戰，又指像一秒那麼短的戰爭，但是我還是沒有get到為什麼要這麼說……今天突然想起這個問題了，下周我把他寫的全都記下來。原答案：He has nothing right in his left brain, and nothing left in his right brain.
What do fishes say when they hit a hard concrete wall? -- Dam!
記得上課的時候老師說道slavery的時候表示slavery這個話題很複雜，並不是一個非黑即白的事情。"Slavery is not like a black and white issue."然後全班所有人都笑了hhhhhhhh
Sometimes,nowhere means now here.