The Big Bang Theory經典深刻台詞有哪些？

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The Big Bang Theory經典台詞
註明：我想問的是一些經典的台詞、深刻的台詞，而不是網上所說的一些搞笑台詞。
舉例
the moving finger writes, and have writs, moves on——SE0316 From Sheldon
in brightest in darkest night, no evil shall escape my sight——SE0518 From Sheldon

這樣好像有點難找，不過大家如果知道可以分享一下，謝謝！

題主問經典深刻的台詞我想應該就是sheldon在Howard婚禮上致辭的那一段：

The need to find another human being has always puzzled me.

Maybe because I"m so interesting all by myself.

With that being said, wish u find as much happiness with each other as I find on my own

以上。

萊納德要去南極了，佩妮的擁抱代表了什麼呢，佩妮躲在門後偷偷的說

我淚點低，我看哭了 T_T ………………………………

每次看到讓我感動或者特別喜歡的台詞我都要截圖！

這一段說不上是經典，但是我真的很喜歡，印象深刻！！從耳朵嘴裡說出來「佩妮，謝謝你讓我住這」，真是滿滿的愛啊，原來耳朵也有存在於三次元的時候，而且佩妮靦腆的一句「不客氣，甜心」，讓我越來越喜歡佩妮了?(`ω`)?

好吧，我一直都覺得霍華德油膩膩的好猥瑣，但是！！！！

瞬間對霍華德好感度提升有木有！！！！

The best way to achieve a goal is to devote 100% of your time and energy to it.

I brought this on myself by being such an endearing and important part of your life.

更新：莫名的觸動。

2015.3.5更新:

3月20日更新：

4月29日更新

Sheldon:「If I could, I would, but I can』t, so I shan』t」（Sheldon的語態和連詞）(S05E01)

Leonard: I see nothing in this box but a wasted childhood. (Howard變魔術 S05E12)

Raj: Ordinary, yet I sense it is dripping with magical potential.

Sheldon: 「Hummingbirds are the vampires of the flower world.」(S05E09)（比喻蜂鳥是花世界裡的吸血鬼，Sheldon的恐鳥症，蜂鳥是傳粉者）

Sheldon: In the winter that seat is close enough to the radiator to remain warm and yet not so close as to cause perspiration. In the summer it"s directly in the path of a cross breeze created by opening windows there, and there. It faces the television at an angle that is neither direct, thus discouraging conversation, nor so far wide to create a parallax distortion. I could go on, but ... I think I"ve made my point.（Sheldon座位理論）（S01E01)

Sheldon： The need to find another human being to share one"s life with,has always puzzled me.Maybe because i"m so interesting all by myself with that being said.May you find as much happiness with each other as i find on my own. (Bernadette和Howard婚禮致辭）（S05E24）

Sheldon: Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.（S02E08)（Rock-paper-scissors-lizard-Spock）

Amy：「It"s like Sesame Street says, One of these things is not like the other; one of these things should die alone.」 (S05E08)（Amy修改了Sesame Street 插曲One of These Things的歌詞，原版One of these things is not like the others, one of these things doesn』t belong）(http://www.sesamestreet.org)

Sheldon：「You told me it』s mind-blowing, so my mind is going into it pre-blown. Once a mind is pre-blown, it cannot be re-blown.」（S02E22）（Sheldon不喜歡劇透）

Penny: "Look, you are a great guy, and it is the things you love that make you who you are." （S01E14）（Penny said to Leonard）

Howard： "Love is not a sprint, it"s a marathon, a relentless pursuit that only ends when she falls into your arms - or hits you with the pepper spray." （S01E03）（Howard告訴Leonard愛情是一場馬拉松）

Sheldon： The anthropic principle states that if we wish to explain why our universe exists the way it does, the answer is that it must have qualities that allow intelligent creatures to arise who are capable of asking the question. As I am doing so eloquently right now. （S06E01 人擇原理）

Bernadette: Sheldon doesn"t know when he"s being mean because the part of his brain that should know is getting a wedgie from the rest of his brain. （S05E21) （Sheldon的大腦）

Sheldon: "The best number is 73. Why? 73 is the 21st prime number. It"s mirror, 37, is the 12th and it"s mirror, 21, is the product of multiplying 7 and 3... and in binary 73 is a palindrome, 1001001, which backwards is 1001001." (73最好的數字）

Bernadette: Everyone of you has the capacity to be anything you want to be. (S06E18) （遠程視頻幫助女生對科學感興趣）

Sheldon: All our lives we have dreamed of finding ourselves inside one of the fantasy worlds we love. And look at us. At this moment, we are, in fact, a Star Trek landing party stranded in an alien and unforgiving environment, relying only on our wits, our fortitude and our moxie. As long as we have those things, nothing can stop…（S06E13）（智慧、堅毅、勇氣）

Sheldon：German philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche believed that morality is just a fiction used by the herd of inferior human beings to hold back the few superior men. (Sheldon引用尼采）

Raj： 「I』m a wreck. There are many things seriously wrong with me. And not quirks, either. Like, diagnosable, psychological problems. Maybe brain damage.」（S06E17) (Raj said to his girlfriend Lucy)

Howard: Well, in romance, as in show business, always leave them wanting more.（S03E09）

Sheldon: There』s only one logical explanation. Somewhere in the desert we crossed into an alternate dimension where the women in our lives can finally appreciate great literature. （S06E13）（穿越平行宇宙）

Sheldon: That"s no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad. （S03E10）(哭的原因）

Leonard: You are beautiful, you know that? You pop, sparkle and buzz electric. I"m going to pick you up at eight, show you a night you will never forget. (S04E07) （Leonard speak to FBI girl）

Better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all. （S04E24）

——Alfred Lord Tennyson （Raj change it，不僅不是Shakespeare莎士比亞說的，後面也被他改了）

Sheldon: If outside is so good, why has mankind spent thousands of years trying to perfect inside. （S03E12）

Penny：Not knowing is part of the fun! （S06E20）（Howard變魔術給Sheldon）

Sheldon: Interesting. You"re afraid of insects and women. Ladybugs must render you catatonic.(Ladybugs瓢蟲有lady和bug，是Raj的殺手）（S03E02）

When I look in your eyes and you"re looking back in mine, everything feels not quite normal. I feel stronger and weaker at the same time. I feel excited and, at the same time, terrified. The truth is, I don"t know what I feel, except I know what kind of man I want to be.

——Sheldon said to Amy（ quote from Spider-Man）（S06E01）

Penny: 「Do or do not do there is only try.」（Penny 引用 Star Wars的Yoda 原句 Do or do not do there is no try.）（ Leonard: My girlfriend quoted Star Wars!!!!!!!）（S03E19）

Sheldon: Biologically speaking, Howard is perfectly justified in seeking out the optimum mate for the propagation of his genetic line. And whether that propagation is in the interest of humanity is, of course, an entirely different question. （S03E09）（個體的追求和群體的優質是兩回事）

Sheldon: A fear of heights is illogical. A fear of falling, on the other hand, is prudent and evolutionary. (S02E13) (並非恐高，而是恐懼跌落，這是明智的進化）

Sheldon：Excuse me, but was this not your goal? Financial independence through entrepreneurial brilliance and innovation -- my brilliance and innovation, of course, but still. (S02E18) ( Sheldon 幫Penny改進生產流程）

Sheldon："It"s a warm summer evening in ancient Greece ..." （S03E10）（教Penny物理）

( It』s a warm summer evening, circa 600 BC, you』ve finished your shopping at the local market, or agora, and you look up at the night sky. There you notice some of the stars seem to move, so you name them planetes, or wanderer. ) （仰望天空的好奇誕生物理學）

Sheldon：No, it"s not going to be fine. Change is never fine. They say it is, but it"s not. (S02E19)（改變總是不好的）

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第五季吧，霍華德在單身派對上一些糗事被知道了，bernadette生他的氣，他去找bernadette道歉，太感動了。

All right.Well,could you at least give her a message？

Tell her I"m really sorry.And if she doesn"t want to marry me ,I get it.

But what I really want her to know is the guy that she"s disgusted by,is the guy that I"m disgusted by,too.

But that guy doesn"t exist anymore; he"s gone.

And the reason is because of her.

So, if this relationship is over,

let her know that she made me a better man,and tell her thank you.

第八季Sheldon和Raj在礦井中的交談，謝爾頓在弦理論研究中走進了死胡同轉向研究暗物質。

放棄一些東西很難，可是有時候卻又不得不放棄，那時候我們只會感到來自對未知的恐懼，即使是曾經深信自己會因為弦理論的研究獲得諾貝爾獎的天才Sheldon，這才是人生，但是只不過是從頭再來而已。

e16.9.20 更新出第十季啦！哈哈哈哈哈哈哈！

...............第一集感天動地分割線…………

微博上經常有說，像謝耳朵這種理科生直白粗暴的表達愛的方式，可能比摸頭殺來的更令人窒息

She"s mine!.(啊我是不是有點花痴過頭了有點歪樓的感覺)

接下來不花痴了

這是第二次胖妮結婚萊納德的結婚宣詞講真當他拿出紙時我以為跟第一次一樣還留著那張紙結果並不是不過也很感人彌補了第一次的不莊重給了胖妮愛的承諾與宣誓

有點渣畫質湊合看吧我截圖一幀幀也不容易T^T

.............以下是15年的原回答............

必須是Amy還沒說出「I love you」之前，Sheldon就說出「I love you too」啊！！

這是我截圖自一個公眾號，闡述關於外國人說I love you 的觀點理念，這個解釋差不多就是我的意思了，嘴笨所以不能向評論里的提問好好回答

#. 侵刪 #

………………（≧?≦）第一條可愛的分割線獻給tbbt…………………………

上圖

他真的很愛Amy…雖然他用「too」來掩飾自己的傲嬌，就是不願意承認自己先說的我愛你（因為對於外國人來說，「我愛你」真的是一句非常嚴肅的話，輕易不會說出口，不象國人=_=然而並沒有抨擊我天朝人民的意思，只是貌似看大家說「我愛你」有點太輕易了…），傲嬌也有點戳中我的萌點哦(//?//)

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【作為知乎里的小透明，謝謝各位的贊】

另一段虐人心扉的台詞

Amy在視頻聊天中跟Sheldon 說需要點時間讓兩人的關係後退一點點，讓雙方緩緩，然後Shel的表情…真的讓人心疼…強忍著內心情緒故作鎮靜的表情，等關上電腦的那刻，那眼神彷彿世界給掏空了…然後出現了接下的虐人心扉的話……

(╥﹏╥)他原來準備了戒指，想不到…（這裡不劇透S9的內容）對於shel來說情感上完全活於孩子的世界，對於sex都都是抵觸心理？至今還保留著初男貞操…那麼他對amy的愛可以稱得上是柏拉圖式愛情了吧？純粹的愛…（well個人意見，不喜勿碰）

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壯士斷腕(╥﹏╥)

有種莫名的慰借感，好像在跟自己說這話一樣…

其實說起來真的簡單，「分手止損，握手道別，甩手走人」，簡單的三步驟，但是做起來是真的困難的，無論是感情，還是自己所全身心投入的事情，說斷就斷的勇氣還是只有少數人有的。我們這些凡人都是麻醉於「可能過段時間，事情會變好呢？」的思想，但，人總是要成長的不是嗎？

或許我們喝多了雞湯，或許因為其他原因，我們還沒勇氣斷，不甘心斷，套用一句話總結（大概回憶，不太記得原句了）「當斷則斷，當斷不斷，反受其亂」

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（哈哈哈哈哈哈！！！！作為一個小透明能積攢辣么多贊，真是感激！^_^ 不過點愛心感激作者的看客們，不如點擊右上角三角符號贊我吧！！不知為何贊讓我感覺更爽～～～～）

不說廢話，繼續更新，上圖

Yes to love,yes to adventure,yes to life.Whatever it may be,the answer"s going to be yes!!

好感動呀～勇敢的接受

say yes ,say sì～～～………………10.14更新………………

迎合大眾口味 S904哦……

洗個痛快澡

耳朵對Amy的告白：When I look in your eyes and you"re looking back in mine, everything feels not quite normal, because I feel stronger and weaker at the same time. I feel excited and,at the same time,terrified. The truth is, I don"t know what I feel, except I know what kind of man I want to be.

（很簡單的一句話，就不翻譯了，出自《生活大爆炸》第六季第一集，原本是《蜘蛛俠1》的經典台詞，但在謝耳朵嘴裡念出來竟然覺得很溫情）

一直記得Sheldon和Penny說的 we are dreamers

太喜歡

Sheldon:Penny, please don"t hurt my friend.

幾乎淚奔。

//剛發現問題變了，我回答的時候問題應該是大爆炸里令你難忘的台詞有哪些

當霍華德收到媽媽去世的消息時

謝耳朵說「May I say something?(我能說句話嗎)」

萊納德說「Not right now,Sheldon.(時機不對，謝爾頓)」

然後一貫說話尖酸刻薄的耳朵說了這樣一段話

「When I lost my own father,I didn"t have any friends to help me through it,you do.(當我的父親去世時，我沒有任何朋友陪我度過那段時間，而你有。)」

耳朵說完，佩妮說「I really thought he was gonna say,"let it go."(我真以為他會說「算了吧」。)」

看到這裡我幾乎是含著眼淚笑出來的。

這段選自第八季第十五集

沒人說這個嗎？

S08E15集裡面霍華德的老媽去世了，謝耳朵是這麼說的

最後的時候，大家一起回憶霍華德的老媽後，萊納德舉杯說

miss you too

除了克林貢那句其他的已經背的滾瓜爛熟。

If I didn』t have you, Life would be blue

I』d be Dr. Who without the TARDIS

A candle without a wick

A Watson without a Crick

I』d be one of my outfits without a dick-ie

I』d be cheese without the mac

Jobs without the Wozniak

I』d be solving exponential equations that use bases not found on your calculator

Make it much harder to crack

I』d be an atom without a bomb

A dot without the com

And I』d probably still live with my mom

(Harmony) And he』d probably still live with his mom

Ever since I met you, you turned my world around

You supported all my dreams and all my hopes [touch the deepest part]

You』re like uranius-235 and I』m uranium-238

Almost inseparable isotopes

I couldn』t have imagined

How good my life would get

From the moment that I met you,Bernadette

If I didn』t have you

Life would be dreary

I』d be string theory without any string

I』d be binary code without a oneA cathode ray tube without an electron gun

I』d be Firefly, Buffy and Avengers without Joss Whedon

I』d speak a lot more KlingonHeghlu』meH QaQjajvam

(Harmony) And he』d definitely still live with his mom

Ever since I met you, you turned my world around

You』re my best friend and my lover

We』re like changing electric and magnetic fields

You can』t have one Without the other

I couldn』t have imagined

How good my life would get

From the moment that I met you,Bernadette

(Harmony, Chorus, Instrumental and Ending)

Oh, we couldn』t have imagined

How good our lives would get

From the moment that we met you,Bernadette

這是TBBT里最愛的女人沒有之一！這個女人的每句台詞都深刻！

這個女人陪伴我們7年，我們甚至連她真容都沒看過，偶爾看見她「龐大」的身軀在挪動或者一些不經意的鏡頭，，，

但是只要這個女人一說話，每個字懂讓你捧腹！！！！

但是，，，（這是第八季15集）

這個鏡頭是我印象中霍華德最深的一個，其次是「洗個痛快澡~」

S08

內心的共鳴不是一點半點……

Bazinga~ ^^

Penny　Penny　Penny