寢室五人準備買衛衣，我們想每個人的衣服上都印上一小段代碼的，低調有內涵的那種。？

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可以是各種代碼呀，簡短點就行。啊對了順便附帶一下逼格體現在哪裡，表示c語言還沒入門都看不懂大佬的操作哇。

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衣領印個&

衣服下擺印個&

燙燙燙燙燙燙燙燙燙燙

錕斤拷錕斤拷錕斤拷錕斤拷

參照評論區再加上

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還缺一條哪個補充一下

抖了個激靈大家別贊了這不是代碼

好，那就隨便下寫點啥。

$excluded\_middle : forall P : mathbf{Prop}., P lor lnot P$

$de\_morgan\_1 : forall P, Q : mathbf{Prop}., lnot left( P lor Q ight) iff left( lnot P ight) land left( lnot Q ight)$

$de\_morgan\_2 : forall P, Q : mathbf{Prop} ., lnot left( P land Q ight) iff left( lnot P ight) lor left( lnot Q ight)$

$frac{P o Q,, eg Q}{ eg P}$

$frac{lnot left( P land Q ight) ,, P}{lnot Q}$

$pierce : forall P, Q : mathbf{Prop} ., left( left( P implies Q ight) implies P ight) implies Q$

who | grep -i blonde | date; cd ~; unzip; touch; strip; finger; mount; gasp; yes; uptime; umount; sleep

不存在第二種低調有內涵的方式了

isql&>select girls from somewhere where age between 18 and 25 and love me is true;

isql&> 1 query executing.

isql&> 0 rows return.(0 ms used)

---更新---

isql&> select the_god.girls from the_god join my_day_dream on the_god.create_gril_id =my_day_dream.gril_id ;

isql&>1 query executing.

god&>

process killed.(OOM)

我來段javascript。

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效果和 alert("Hello, world") 一樣

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效果等同於：alert("代碼混淆")；

至於怎麼寫的，評論區已經有大佬說了。

#include & void GacMain() { GuiWindow window; window.SetText(L"Hello, world!"); GetApplication()-&>Run(window); }

要不寫這個

0 error(s), 0 warning(s)

Exception in thread "main" life.marrige.WifeNotFoundException at indi.mine.life.Fate.marriage(Fate.java:512) at indi.mine.life.Action.findMate(Action.java:128) at indi.mine.life.LifePlanning.young(LifePlanning:256) Program exits with exit status 1

sudo rm -rf /*

這個就挺好

用 BrainFuck 寫個 HelloWorld?

++++++++++[&>+++++++&>++++++++++&>+++&>+&<&<&<&<-] &>++.&>+.+++++++..+++.&>++.&<&<+++++++++++++++. &>.+++.------.--------.&>+.&>.

然後在這幾行代碼上面加個「Hello, World!」的字樣，不用我說你也知道逼格在哪兒吧？

你也可以用 C 或者其他語言寫：

// C 的代碼示例


#include "stdio.h"

int main() { printf("Hello, World!"); return 0; }

或者玩梗也行

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剛在洛谷做題的時候看到了這個，P1000 超級瑪麗遊戲，一個 printf 就能解決，我覺得也挺適合印在衣服上。不過代碼可能有點長（大概 30 行）

// 建議使用 PC 閱讀，移動設備如果屏幕不夠大的話很可能出現排版錯誤


#include "stdio.h"

int main() { printf( " ******** " " ************ " " ####....#. " " #..###.....##.... " " ###.......###### ### ### " " ........... #...# #...# " " ##*####### #.#.# #.#.# " " ####*******###### #.#.# #.#.# " " ...#***.****.*###.... #...# #...# " " ....**********##..... ### ### " " ....**** *****.... " " #### #### " " ###### ###### " "############################################################## " "#...#......#.##...#......#.##...#......#.##------------------# " "###########################################------------------# " "#..#....#....##..#....#....##..#....#....##################### " "########################################## #----------# " "#.....#......##.....#......##.....#......# #----------# " "########################################## #----------# " "#.#..#....#..##.#..#....#..##.#..#....#..# #----------# " "########################################## ############ " ); return 0; }

輸出大概長這樣：

rm -rf /

rm - rf /

1+1=10

看到題主說c都沒入門，這裡善意提醒下：穿signal非專業人士請勿模仿....

一般情況下在穿者不知道自己穿的那個東西而又想個性時候，結果通常是：

圖片來源網路，侵刪.

code.fuck();

輪子哥體（逃

@vczh

//英語不好，如有錯誤請務必指出。 Class girlFriend { private: std::string name; unsigned int age; pubilc: void chat(const std::string word); void moneyCost(long long yourMoney); void buyThings(std::string goods); }; //All things above makes no sense for your girl friend Newed will be deleted finally. //No new,no delete!!! //Coding all the day,single all the way.

印點iOS崩潰類型咋樣

1.EXC_BAD_ACCESS

2.SIGSEGV

3.SIGBUS

4.SIGTRAP

5. EXC_ARITHETIC