Linus Torvalds 開過哪些著名的嘴炮？

01-13

聽說Linus很會開嘴炮，那他有哪些著名的嘴炮呢？比如不喜歡C++因為隊友蠢之類的。

最著名的就這個：

噴 Nvidia 的圖鎮樓

吐槽技術/產品：

吐槽 XML：

XML is crap. Really. There are no excuses. XML is nasty to parse for humans, and it"s a disaster to parse even for computers. There"s just no reason for that horrible crap to exist.

吐槽 EFI：

EFI is this other Intel brain-damage (the first one being ACPI).

吐槽其它操作系統：

吐槽 Mach 內核：

My personal opinion of Mach is not very high. Frankly, it"s a piece of crap. It contains all the design mistakes you can make, and even managed to make up a few of its own.

吐槽 Mac OS X：

OS X in some ways is actually worse than Windows to program for. Their file system is complete and utter crap, which is scary.

吐槽 Windows：

Microsoft isn"t evil, they just make really crappy operating systems.

吐槽 OpenBSD：

I think the OpenBSD crowd is a bunch of masturbating monkeys.

Mach 和 FreeBSD 一起吐槽：

I claim that Mach people (and apparently FreeBSD) are incompetent idiots.

LKML 日常 shit：

噴別人的 pull request：

Your code is shit … Are you just making changes by randomly inserting and deleting characters until you don"t see warnings? Or what? … I don"t want to see obvious and shitty crap like this … F*ck me, what"s wrong with you people?

繼續噴：

Comprende? None of this "there is no way to continue" bullshit. Because it is pure and utter SHIT.

傳授起芬蘭語來了：

What the F*CK, guys? This piece-of-shit commit is marked for stable, but you clearly never even test-compiled it, did you? … There aren"t enough swear-words in the English language, so now I"ll have to call you perkeleen vittup?? just to express my disgust and frustration with this crap.

以上所有段落皆可在 https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Linus_Torvalds 找到具體來源

著名的嘴炮應該都知道，與 Minix 作者的內核架構之爭，炮轟 C++，Fuck u nVidia 等。

訂閱 Linux 郵件列表你可能經常會看到 Linus 罵人，把開發者罵走並不少見了。

但我挺佩服的還有 Linus 豐富的想像力，例如他曾經形容 OpenBSD 那群人是自慰的猴子(Masturbating monkeys)，Digg 的用戶都是手淫的海象(Wanking Walruses)。

這樣有創造性模將動物和人類的某種行為關聯起來的侮辱性辭彙，按照他的理解還不是胡編亂造的，是有道理的。不得不說想像力是真的豐富，一般人還真想不出來。

例如在他的想像中，Linux 的吉祥物 Tux 是這樣誕生的：

一般的企鵝是黑嘴巴黑腳蹼，但 Linux 的企鵝是黃嘴巴黃腳蹼，看著是不是就像是鴨子和企鵝的雜交品種？因為它有可能是唐老鴨南極之旅與當地企鵝一夜情的結晶。

而且 Tux 的並不是隨隨便便的一隻企鵝，它的神態必須要特殊。

你能看出來嗎？這隻企鵝實際上爽翻了，堪比剛剛喝下去一紮鮮啤酒，然後又體驗了一次無與倫比的性高潮。

你能看出來它爽翻了嗎？也許是我想像力不足，反正我看不出來。

所以：你要想像 Linus 那樣嘴炮出眾，不僅要技術能力強，想像力還得豐富。

Talk is cheap. Show me the code.
Torvalds, Linus (2000-08-25).

居然沒有人提這個？

說幾個我經常引用的：

&> Get rid of it. And I don"t *ever* want to see that shit again.

別在這樣做了，我不想再看到你使用這種垃圾語法。

&> Your code is shit.

這代碼就是一坨屎。

&> Talk is cheap. Show me the code.

別說話了，給我看代碼。

" The fact is, that is exactly the kinds of things that C excels at. Not just as a language, but as a required mentality. One of the great strengths of C is that it doesn"t make you think of your program as anything high-level. It"s what makes you apparently prefer other languages, but the thing is, from a git standpoint, "high level" is exactly the wrong thing. "

"And if you want a fancier language, C++ is absolutely the worst one to choose. If you want real high-level, pick one that has true high-level features like garbage collection or a good system integration, rather than something that lacks both the sparseness and straightforwardness of C, and doesn"t even have the high-level bindings to important concepts.

IOW, C++ is in that inconvenient spot where it doesn"t help make things simple enough to be truly usable for prototyping or simple GUI programming, and yet isn"t the lean system programming language that C is that actively encourags you to use simple and direct constructs."

So NVIDIA, fuck you.

BUG_ON vs WARN_ON: BUG_ON() in workingset_node_shadows_dec() triggers

分享一個道聽途說的，估計不少人都聽過

Linus去應聘某公司，招聘人員要他的簡歷

然後大佬怒了，我你都沒聽說過？

然後他發了一份簡歷：

我是Linus，Linux之父

and Fxxk u

(大概這個意思)

後續忘記了，按套路應該虎軀一震，把大佬請進門吧…

哈哈我來補充幾個。

噴別人的pull request:

People should try to compare the quality of the kernel git logs with some

other projects, and cry themselves to sleep.

噴gmail（因為曾經把一大堆內核郵件組的郵件標記為垃圾郵件）:

I don"t know how to even describe the level of brokenness in those kinds of spam numbers. There were a few pages of email (I"ve got it set up so it shows me 50 threads per page) where more than half of the "spam" wasn"t.

……They didn"t try to sell me a bigger penis or tell me about how somebody is cheating on me. Really.

經典語錄:

Bad programmers worry about the code. Good programmers worry about data structures and their relationships.

關於開源軟體:

Software is like sex: it"s better when it"s free.

沒有人提這個？

「Software is like sex. It『s better when it』s free.」

軟體如性，免費的更好。

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