你知道哪些發人深省的小故事？

01-09

Jack and Max are walking to the church, to pray.

Jack wonders whether it would be alright to smoke while praying.

Max replies, 「Why don』t you ask the Priest?」

So Jack goes up to the Priest and asks, 「Father, may I smoke while I pray?」

The Priest replies, 「No, my son, you may not! That』s utter disrespect to our religion.」

Jack goes back to his friend and tells him what the good Priest told him.

Max says, 「I』m not surprised. You asked the wrong question. Let me try.」

And so Max goes up to the Priest and asks,

「Father, may I pray while I smoke?」

To which the Priest eagerly replies, 「By all means, my son. By all means. You can always pray whenever you want to.」

Moral of the story: The approval you want depends on the way you ask for it.

有甲乙丙三個人，甲有一個雞蛋，每天早上都給乙吃，久而久之乙覺著這雞蛋就應該是他的，突然有一天早上，甲把雞蛋給了丙，乙受不了，跟甲鬧的決裂。

這個是我能想起來的故事。