英語有哪些雙關笑話？
前方高能、多圖預警！
1、Labour makes peasant pleasant.
哈哈，L+peasant=pleasant這是我複習六級的時候自己編的～
可以翻譯成「勞動最光榮」～2、甲:nothing is worse than this.（再也沒比這更糟糕的了。）
乙:no,nothing is worse than this.（不，一無所有比這更糟。）3、An apple a day keeps a doctor away.
到底是「一天一個蘋果，健康不生病」
還是「吃蘋果變笨，考不上博士」還是「天天唱小蘋果，醫生都不敢治我」啊，哈哈~4、來自權力的遊戲~
。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。未成年人止步系列。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。
6、To wake up is the second hardest thing in the morning.
（捂臉，這個有點小邪惡，男同胞很好懂吧~）7、如何解決第6條里的困擾，下面就是方案：
8、這個太喪屍了。
英語雙關短笑話
1. I hate Russian dolls, they"re so full of themselves.
2. I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn"t
complain.3. My girlfriend started smoking, so I slowed down and applied Lubricant.
4. I, for one, like Roman numerals.
5. I haven"t talked to my wife in three weeks. I didn"t want to interrupt
her.6. People used to laugh at me when I would say "I want to be a comedian",
well nobody"s laughing now.7. My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot
down.8. Throwing acid is wrong, in some people"s eyes.
9. My wife and I were happy for twenty years; then we met.
10. I haven"t slept for three days, because that would be too long.
11. The first time I got a universal remote control, I thought to myself "
This changes everything."
12. My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the local
zoo.13. My friend gave me his Epi-Pen as he was dying.
It seemed very important to him that I have it.14. I"ve spent the past four years looking for my ex-girlfriend"s killer,
but no one will do it.15. I saw a sign that said "watch for children" and I thought, "That sounds
like a fair trade."16. I refused to believe my road worker father was stealing from his job,
but when I got home, all the signs were there.
17. I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, all it was doing was
gathering dust.18. People say I"m condescending. That means i talk down to people.
19. You can never lose a homing pigeon - if your homing pigeon doesn"t come
back, what you"ve lost is a pigeon.20. Whiteboards are remarkable.
21. I was at an ATM and this old lady asked me to help check her balance, soI pushed her over.大多數答案要麼就不是雙關，要麼就是老掉牙的。
雙關（Puns）多數是比較冷的笑話，多數是dad jokes。一部分人特別喜歡，一部分人特別討厭。想用puns來逗對方笑還是要看運氣的。而且不要用的太牽強，puns一般是在對話中自然出來的才好笑，專門講就冷場了。
我講幾個比較有印象的真正能會讓人會心一笑的。
1. 論壇里的，A：My mailman told me he was going to Spain. I asked him if he was going to Parcelona. He proceeded to ignore what I considered my best joke in 2014.
B: Did you say it right? The key to a good mailman joke is the delivery.
C: He mailed it!
2. How loud would it be to have all the cats in the world to meow together? Catastrophically loud.
3. Why did the blind man fall into the well? Because he can"t see that well.
4. What did the grape say when it was crushed? Nothing. It just let out a little wine.
5. 這個是我朋友的，她是超級喜歡且擅長即興使用雙關的那種。有一次她連續講了好多雙關，然後我說"Stop using puns!"，她給出了一個我見過最精彩的comeback，她說"what? are you gonna punish me?"
雙關pick up line經常用於搭訕女孩，下面這些是比較cheesy的。（下面的幾個，英語母語的人一定get到，非英語母語的不一定）
6. They call me the fireman because I turn on the hose.
7. Are you a banana? Because I find you a peeling.
以女孩的名字來創作一個雙關，作為開場白非常有效。
有個女孩的名字是Nam，男生說：I will tell our kids that I was deeply deployed in Nam.
有個女孩的名字是Noelle，男生說：My favorite thing to do is Netfix and chill. It"s like Netflix and chill. But with Noelle.
男友
While Sniff and Scurry had quickly moved on,Hem and Haw continued to hem and haw.
多看看美劇英劇，英文電影，可以看得停不下來
My dad died last year when my family couldn"t remember his blood type in time for the paramedics to give him a blood transfusion.
As he was dying he kept insisting "be positive", but it"s hard without him.
轉自http://hltv.org kick_stewie_ffs.
A man participated in a pun contest. He sent ten different puns in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
詳情見ps4 The last of us愛麗的冷笑話時間
什麼羅馬數字能翻牆而過
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