怎樣快速製造耳屎？

掏耳朵很舒服，但是掏光了就沒了。

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我是來嚴肅的回答樓主問題的

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How to Increase Cerumen Production

Instructions

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Take drugs that impact the apocrine sweat glands, such as pitocin, epinephrine and norepinephrine. These drugs have been shown to increase cerumen production in a study of 150 people.

2

Get scared or excited. Strong emotions such as fear and anxiety have been shown to increase production of apocrine sweat, which will increase the creation of cerumen in the ear.

3

Milk the sweat glands. Vigorous chewing can create a milking affect of the apocrine gland and lead to increased production of cerumen. While not advised, using a cotton swab to clean the inside of the ear can also create this milking effect.

p.s.：對知乎把@範文傑那麼好的回答都摺疊了，表示無語

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製造屎需要多吃。

那麼，我們來用我們聰明的小腦袋推斷一下！

怎麼樣製造耳屎呢？？？？？

沒錯！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！

就是，多聽啊！！！！！！！！！！！！！！

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吃得油膩一點

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帶上耳塞，用手機聽128kbps以下的網路歌曲的MP3，一般一小時就出來很多了。

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收集之前儲備的耳屎，填進耳朵，無疑是最快速的。

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機緣巧合的我竟然可以來回答這個問題了

方法是在耳朵里適當位置用棉簽擦適量「紅霉素眼藥膏」

然後 去碎覺

等它幹了

你就可以開心享受挖耳朵了

剛把昨天擠進去的紅霉素挖出來 真舒服啊~

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