WWDC 2012 Keynote 開頭 Siri 暖場的笑話都有什麼笑點？

12-31

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Hello and welcome to WWDC. I』m Siri, your virtual assistant. And today I was asked to warm up the crowd which should be easy since the high will be 75 degrees.
Thanks for that. So here we are in San Fran – the ATM of Silicon Valley. If you Developers need investors to finance your App, I found 396 Venture Capital firms fairly close to you.

And hey, speaking of developers, how many developers does it take to change a light bulb? None, that』s a hardware problem.
I see lots of familiar interfaces in the crowd. Looks like Instagram finally accepted Facebook』s friend request.
Hey, any of you guys been working with Ice Cream Sandwich or Jelly Bean? Who』s making up these code names? Ben Jerry』s?.
But, Seriously, I am excited about the new Samsung – not the phone, the refrigerator. Hubba Hubba.
And speaking of dinner, after the show, if you』re looking to paint the town red, I found a number of Sushi restaurants whose reviews mention $2 Sake bombs fairly close to you. The guys at Yelp know what I』m talking about.

Wow, iPad really crushed it. Now I want to say something straight from the CPU; iPad, can you slow it down a bit?
I love you guys. And it』s really hard for me to get emotional because, as you can tell, my emotions haven』t been coded yet. Thanks for being such a wonderful crowd.
Have a great WWDC. And remember, you guys Rock!」

第一個答案很不錯.我就補充幾點,其實要理解上面全部笑點,主要要知道他們的一些俚語和典型的幽默句式. 下面的解釋不是來自我一個人的,而是得到了旁邊幾個老美同事的幫助.

today I was asked to warm up the crowd which should be easy since the high will be 75 degrees.

--- 這個比較簡單, Warm up是開場的意思.比如足球賽開始之前,球員在場上熱身叫warm up. 但是Siri這裡使用其原意"暖和溫度",還特地調出Temperature app,查出今天溫度75F. 因為今天溫度還算比較高.所以它說warm up起來不是特別難.

San Fran – the ATM of Silicon Valley ... I found 396 Venture Capital firms fairly close to you.

--- 調侃SF的風投特別多,同時還專門調出搜索程序搜附近的VC firms.

how many developers does it take to change a light bulb

--- How many XXXs does it take to change a light bulb? 這是美國典型的幽默句式. 這話並不是要問換燈泡到底需要多少人力,而是引出每一個行業或者領域的人,他們所擁有的獨到的說話和做事風格. 看這個: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lightbulb_joke

I see lots of familiar interfaces in the crowd. Looks like Instagram finally accepted Facebook』s friend request.

--- Interface 有程序裡面的編程借口的意思,屬於非常geeky的話. 後面Instagram accept Facebook"s friend request這個不言而喻.

Hey, any of you guys been working with Ice Cream Sandwich or Jelly Bean? Who』s making up these code names? Ben Jerry』s?.

--- Google Android的codename全部選取食物名,從A開頭,一直延續下去. 具體參考這個鏈接裡面的第一個表: http://source.android.com/source/build-numbers.html 用的最多的2.3是Gingerbread, 市面上最新的是 ice cream sandwich (4.0),下一代叫 jelly bean. 另外在Google Mountain View總部的Android大樓外面就放有之前版本名所代表的點心的巨像:

(上圖: Cupcake, Froyo, Ice cream sandwich, Honeycomb, Android機器人, Donut)

最後Ben Jerry是美國一個冰激凌的chain store. Apple這裡故意在嘲笑Android的命名怪異和花里胡哨.

And speaking of dinner, after the show, if you』re looking to paint the town red, I found a number of Sushi restaurants whose reviews mention $2 Sake bombs fairly close to you. The guys at Yelp know what I』m talking about.

--- http://www.zhihu.com/question/20299099

Now I want to say something straight from the CPU; iPad, can you slow it down a bit?

--- 這個通過老美的典型句式,由 say something straight from my heart改編而來.顯示Siri其geek的一面;

完~

如果你們開發者想要找風投來投資項目的話，我找到了 396 家風投，其中四家離你們很近哦……

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這個真心不知道……

既然說到開發者了，你們知道換一個燈泡需要幾個開發者么？一個都不需要，因為這是個硬體問題。

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軟體開發者的局限啊，開發者互相吐槽用

我看到好多熟面孔啊，看來 Instagram 終於接受了 Facebook 的好友請求……

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FB收購 Instagram

你們中有人在開發 Ice Cream Sandwich（冰淇淋三明治，Android 4.0 的版本代號）程序么？Android家那些版本代號是誰搞出來的？Ben Jerry（美國著名冰淇淋視頻製造商）？

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吐槽ANDROID最新版本號……

不過說實話我確實相當期待三星生產的……不是手機，而是……電冰箱。

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吐槽三星生產的手機（前些日子三星剛剛發布了下一代ANDROID旗艦手機）