有哪些冷門的關於工程師的笑話？

12-30

問題從quora看到的，http://qr.ae/zriru
好多都看不懂，，，，不懂梗在哪。。

排名第一的是這個～

排名是倒著的，這個才是靠前的

Two engineering students happen to be very close friends.

倆工程師學生成了很好的基友

One day, while sitting in a restaurant and having coffee, one friend asked the other: "how is your relationship with that new girlfriend going?"

一天，他倆在一起喝咖啡，一個問起另一個，

「嘿，你和新女朋友關係進展的怎麼樣？」

「忘了提了～昨天晚上她來我家了」

「卧槽，發生了什麼～細細道來」

「嘿嘿，我放了她最喜歡的的音樂，然後一起跳舞～」

「然後呢？」

「當我們跳了一會兒我吻了她～」

「後來呢，繼續！」

「我把她抱起來，放到桌上～挨著我的新筆記本電腦」

「你買新筆記本了？什麼時候？」

「一周前啦～，我父母送給我的禮物～」

「卧槽！什麼配置，！」

「500G硬碟，8G內存，2.3G赫茲CPU」

「有HDMI介面么！？」

「必須的」

「有藍光刻錄光碟機么？」

「當然～」

「太他媽酷了！兄弟～」

Student: I forgot to mention, yesterday she came to my house.

Friend: WOW!!! What happened then? Tell me the full story.

Student: Well, I played her favorite music and we danced.

Friend: Then what happened??

Student: As we were dancing together, we kissed...

Friend: Then what? Keep going!

Student: I picked her up in my arms and sat her on the table next to my new laptop...

Friend: You got a New Laptop? When???

Student: Just last week. My parents gifted me one...

Friend: Wow!! What configuration??

Student: 500GB harddisk, 8 GB ram.「 2.3GHz processor...

Friend: Does it have an HDMI port?

Student: Yes.

Friend: A blu-ray burner?

Student: Yes.

Friend: AWESOME DUDE!!!

這是之前那個

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She reduced altitude and spotted a man below.

一個在熱氣球上的姑娘發現她氣球失去控制，她降低海拔叫下面一個男人，她降低了一點，然後叫道「帥哥，幫幫我，我答應見一個朋友去，但我不知道現在我在哪」

下面的男人回答，「你的熱氣球在地面上30英尺左右，北緯40到41度，西經59到60度」

「你他媽一定是個工程師」

She descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago but I don"t know where I am."

The man below replied "You"re in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You"re between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."

"You must be an engineer," said the

balloonist. "I am", replied the man.

"How did you know?"

氣球下的人說，「是啊」」但你怎麼知道的」

「這個嘛」氣球上的姑娘說

「每件事你告訴我的都是技術上是沒錯的，但我還是不知道怎麼用到你的信息，所以仍舊迷失方向，所以，你沒一點幫助，甚至耽誤了我不少時間。

"Well, answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I"ve no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I"m still lost. Frankly, you"ve not been much help at all. If anything, you"ve delayed my trip even more."

The man below responded, "You must be in management."

氣球下的男人說，

「你一定是個管理者」

「沒錯、你怎麼知道的？」

「因為，你既不知道在哪也不知道去哪，你升職僅僅由於潮流，你也經常下無法兌現的承諾，現在，期待你手下的人能解決你的問題？

"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "You don"t know

where you are or where you"re going.You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise which you"ve no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems?!!"