如何用python寫一段浪漫的代碼?

12-27

可以是簡短有韻味的情書式，
也歡迎冗長而效果拔群的萬行代碼，求大神們提供一些思路orzzzzzz

千萬千萬別用代碼表白，因為Python已經告訴你了：

&>&>&> "she" is not "yours"
True

以後問這種問題記得匿名（手動滑稽）

你能這麼想，已經泡不到妹子了。
/微笑
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from turtle import *
畫個愛心吧
朴樸素素
不需要多好看多形象
下面隨手附上你的銀行卡支付密碼
愛，就是這麼簡單

flag = True while flag: print("love you")

啥？程序員？泡妹紙？

import webbrowser

def biaobai(): if tizhu.appearence is handsome: return "妹子我老喜歡你了" elif tizhu.salary.monthly &>= 300000: return "跟我混我養你" else: webbrowser.open_new("http://i.imgur.com/FX1dBzg.jpg")

題主加油吧，寫程序表白這種事情千萬別干……

容我裝逼寫一個中長篇。

##################################### ######### World is colorful ######### #####################################


class tallHandsomeRich(object):

    "High score"

    def why(self):

        raise AttributeError("Sorry.")
class tall(tallHandsomeRich):

    "High score"
class handsome(tallHandsomeRich):

    "High score"
class rich(tallHandsomeRich):

    "High score"
class others(object):

    "High score but love you"

    def why(self):

        print "You are a good man."
def profile(fun):

    def _profile(u):

        if "High score" in u["are"].__doc__:

            return fun(u)

        else:

            pass

    return _profile
#####################################

########### Life is short ###########

#####################################

me = {"are":others()}
def way_1():

    # one year later,something wrong about raise AttributeError("Sorry.")

    print "-------------------------one year later-------------------------------"

    print "You want to see my whole profile."

    print me["are"].__doc__

    global result

    result = [me]
def way_2():

    print len(result)

    print "......"
#####################################

########## Life is complex ##########

#####################################
@profile

def make_a_date_with(u):

    if type(u["are"]) not in [tall,handsome,rich]:

        return False

    else:

        return True
def why(u):

    if type(u["are"]) == others:

        u["are"].why()
#####################################

############### Story ###############

#####################################
# There is one day when I meet you.

seq=[{"are":tall()},{"are":handsome()},{"are":rich()}]
# I want you

seq.append(me)
# say love to...

result=filter(make_a_date_with,seq)

# but if me not in result: print "I am not accepted." why(me) way_1() else: print "I am accepted." way_2()

結果，我只能說心酸。