你聽過的最好的一個英文短故事是什麼?

最好的英文短故事,最好能夠蘊含哲理、或幽默在裡面,請附上原故事,翻譯可有可無。


A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Moral of the story:
1. Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy
2. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend
3. And when you』re in deep shit, it』s best to keep your mouth shut !


中文版:
有一隻麻雀在冬天即將來臨之際準備飛到南方過冬.然而, 突降的寒流讓尚未做好準備的麻雀倉促遠行.刺骨的寒風凍僵了它的翅膀,它重重地摔在了一座農場的空地上.還沒等滿眼冒金星的麻雀緩過神來,正在旁邊食草的一頭 奶牛」嘩」的一聲在它的身上拉了一泡臭屎.麻雀心裡在想: 」唉,這下完了.」但是令它怎麼也想不到的是,溫暖的牛屎漸漸融化了它凍僵的軀體,兩隻僵硬的翅膀也可以撲騰幾下了.麻雀覺得全身暖洋洋的,好像不是躺在一堆屎里,而是沐浴在清新的溫泉當中,於是歡快地唱起了歌.正在此時,一隻大貓正好從農場走過,聽見麻雀的鳴叫, 於是順著聲音走到了屎堆前,看見了正在自鳴得意的麻雀,一 口就把它吞進了肚裡.

這個小故事告訴了我們兩個做人的道理:
第一,不是每一 個向你潑屎的人都是你的敵人;
第二,不是每一個把你從屎 堆拽出來的人都是你的朋友;
第三,當身陷是非之地時,請閉上你的鳥嘴.


i meet my soulmate,she didnt


來更新了,順便加了譯文。

原文

I miss my true love , because he said :"I love a girl ,but she didn"t loves me .She said she has true love."
I"m very sad and I force a smile to him,then I said:"show me her picture,let me see what kind of girl is your love."

"Umm..."He hesitated for a moment,then he handed me a thing.

It is a mirror.


我錯過了我愛的人,因為他說:「我喜歡一個姑娘,但是她不喜歡我。她說她有了喜歡的人。」

我非常傷心,但我還是對他佯裝歡笑,我對他說:「給我看看她的照片,讓我看看你愛的姑娘是什麼樣的。」

「嗯……」他遲疑了一會,然後他給了我一樣東西。

是一面鏡子。

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「Daddy,who is this woman?」Five-year-old daughter asked her father and pointing the photo.

「She is my favorite woman,my true love, and my angel.」The father said.

「But she is not my mom!」The daughter yelled."Mom has a large scar on her face!"

「Oh,yes.If there is no fire at home,your mother is still very beautiful.」

「爸爸,這個女人是誰?」五歲的女兒指著一張照片問父親。

「她是我最愛的女人,我的真愛我的天使。」父親說道。

「但是她不是我媽媽!」女兒大叫到,「媽媽的臉上有一大塊疤!」

「是啊,如果家裡沒有那場大火,你媽媽依然很漂亮。」

依舊小學生英語。


Finally you come back. wearing a ring.


精子說,oh shit!



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