怎樣看待在泳池尿尿？

12-23

Let me put it this way. I"m a 21-year-old water polo player who"s been in and out of pools for over 10 years. I estimate that between swimming and water polo practice I"ve been in the pool an average of 5 times a week, 2 hours a day, 40 weeks a year, for 10 years. On an individual level, this amounts to 4,000 hours in the pool. Multiply this number by 12, the average number of teammates in the water with me during all of these practices, and you get a total of 48,000 hours.

48,000 hours represents the amount of man-hours in the pool I have witnessed with my own eyes. My role here is to report, so I"ll lay it on you straight. During these 48,000 hours, not one person has ever gotten out of the pool to pee.

Just think about that, and you"ll come to the realization that a no-pee policy is fruitless.
Roger Clementine

費米估計法
假設一般的泳池有五個泳道，寬10米，平均深度3米，長25米，游泳池的總用水量約為750立方米，假設游泳池營業過程中不換水，不補充水
假設每個泳道服務4個客人，每個客人游泳半小時，游泳池每天開業12小時，共有480個客人
假設每個客人在這半小時之內排尿0.5升（有興趣的可以拿量杯測一下憋多久可以排尿半升），每天最後的時候，尿液濃度為240升／750立方米，3.2e-4的濃度
假設一個人在游泳過程中喝一升水。也就是會喝到0.32毫升的尿
比起這個，題主不如問『如何看待上完廁所不洗手』

加個規定，每個人離開泳池前都要喝一口水。

我說：游我前面的大叔，你是不是撒尿了？大叔：胡說。我：我臉上怎麼有一股暖流拂過？

等你見過漂浮的條狀物，你會覺得這也不過如此。

話說，那條狀物會有特殊技能，追身。

這就是我這輩子從來不去游泳的原因

游泳池應該是女生唯一可以尿得和男生一樣爽的地方了吧。。。

見過大便的嗎，見過小朋友拉稀的嗎？那蛋花湯，那酸爽。

那種無拘無束......
記得游泳前多喝水哦，要不尿會出現其他顏色的。

反正你自己會喝到

呵呵呵呵呵，見過仰泳時候尿的么，不是相聲