學習霍格沃茨魔法學校的網路課程需要做什麼準備?

Hogwarts
原來接觸的都是本國的易經、巫術、奇門紫薇;
星座和塔羅牌只是聽說沒具體研究過。
最近霍格沃茨魔法學校開的網路課程,準備學習。


大家小心這是 Muggle 政府放出來的假消息,Hogwarts 不能接入互聯網的,實際上,由於其內部和周邊強大的魔法場,在這個區域各種 Muggle 用電器和以電磁波為通訊信號的移動設備將被干擾、失效。這個公告上所說的很有可能是盜取了一些面向 Squib 的所謂「快速魔法」教程,然而沒有研究證明這些所謂的技巧能夠幫助不具備魔力的 Squib 和 Muggle 施展魔法。最後,公然向 Muggle 宣講魔法已經違反《保密法》,魔法部會在近期開啟記憶清理進程,並透過 Muggle 首相以其他罪名起訴這位發微博的人以確保其在一定時間內不能再生事端。


這是一個哈利波特愛好者們創建的網站,盡量去模擬魔法學院,上面真的會有課程,需要完成作業,有一些寫作的內容,會很有趣,可以練習英文寫作和閱讀,會有互評,http://mooc.guokr.com/post/604397/ ,比如去看了一門課程的第一個寫作作業是描述你喜歡的星座,所以這個mooc是鍛煉寫作和想像力的,更是鍛煉編故事能力的,所以這真的是一個mooc網站,想畢業還不是很容易的事情,要完成很多寫作任務。

Astronomy(課程名字)
以下是作業要求:
Essay: My favourite constellation!

Title: My favourite constellation!

Instructions:
This week, you are going to be telling me about your favourite
constellation! This essay needs to have three paragraphs, detailed
below, and should be roughly 200 words. You need to add a picture into
your assignment of your chosen constellation, and you must proofread
what you have written. Spelling, punctuation and grammar makes up 10% of
your grade.

Paragraph 1: Give me the name of
your chosen constellation, why you have chosen it, and a few facts about
it. This should be the shortest of the three paragraphs.

Paragraph 2:
Find one creation myth behind your chosen constellation! Each
constellation has at least one creation myth (the story detailing how it
was named/was formed), so please find this, and rewrite it in your own
words, as if I had not heard it before. This should be your middle-size
paragraph.

Paragraph 3: This is where you get to
be creative! Now that you have found the creation myth behind your
constellation, I want you to write your own constellation myth for your
chosen constellation! This should be a piece of creative writing, and
should be the longest part of your essay.

Further information

Each
constellation has a myth behind its creation. You need to find this
myth and tell me about it in your essay. You must then be creative and
write a new, original myth detailing its creation. It can be as fake as
you like - as long as you cover any important points, such as name, age,
god.

? You can only take this assignment once.
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Charms(另外一門課程)
Essay: Introduction / Charms Journal (這門課的第一個寫作作業)

PLEASE read the directions carefully. I want
both parts of this assignment in the textbox, clearly marked as Part
One and Part Two!

Part One - Introduction:

Please introduce yourself and tell me why you"re taking Charms. This
is informal, so here are some questions that you may consider:

  • When did
    you know you had magical talent?
  • What interests you about Charms?
  • What
    would you like to learn in the class?
  • Are you interested in spell
    casting theory (how it is done)?
  • Would you like to learn just spells
    that are from official sources (such as the books, movies, games, etc.)
    or would you like to learn some spells that were not seen in the
    official sources?
  • What about Charms excites you?

Please
dedicate 1-2 paragraphs to this portion.

Part Two - Journal Plan:

You
will be responsible for keeping a journal that documents your
experience practicing the Charms we discuss in class. You can use a
physical journal or notebook, or a program like Word or OneNote, as long
as you can somehow enter it into the submission box when required. Here
are some ways you can write the journal, though there are MANY options:

  • a traditional journal entry,
  • a list of thoughts and observations,
  • as a role-playing exercise (where you explain what you do as if writing a story),
  • and other options not on the list.

A
video journal or a journal where the concepts are represented as images
are fine, though you should spend the effort it would take to write the
2-5 paragraphs. Please be creative in your approach since "I waved my
wand and said the words" will NOT be sufficient!

I want you to tell me, for Part Two, how you will be writing your journal (IE which of the above options you"ve chosen). Please dedicate 2-5 sentences for this part.

Please post this in your assignment and replace the bracketed ([ ]) portion with your answers. Both sections along with your responses need to go in the textbox below, NOT separated:

Part One - Introduction:

[Your introduction writing here]

Part Two - Journal Plan:

[Your journal plan here]


? You can only take this assignment once.
? This assignment has no due date. Submit at your earliest convenience.

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Defense Against the Dark Arts(又是另外一門課)
Essay: Introductions! (第一個寫作作業)

Your first assignment is simple, and will
help me get a good idea where you all, as a class, are at skill-wise. I
would like you all to write two to five paragraphs on why defensive
magic is important, which spell(s) you would like to learn most, (even
if they aren』t listed above), and what else you would like to learn from
this class. If you have any comments or questions for me, you may
include them at the bottom of your response. Please use proper grammar and well thought out sentences.

I
would also like each of you to make a post in your group introducing
yourself. This is not required, but will be beneficial to you. Some
assignments will allow group work, and knowing who is available to work
with will give you a better outcome in this class.


? This assignment has no due date. Submit at your earliest convenience.


首先確定你能夠打開以「w1/2.」開頭的霍格沃茨魔法學校官網。


我覺得這種網路課程?頭大於實際,完全騙人的玩意。為什麼不試試我們的德莫巫師學院(函授)呢?
即使你不需要大巫師的一對一輔導;即使你覺得少了專業意見也能考上傲羅或者進入魔法部工作;即使你覺得不需要專業團隊分析也能測定自己的職業傾向。但是,我們能提供你不能得到的東西。
最適合你的魔杖,貼身剪裁的最具時尚氣息的巫師袍,獨一無二附有本學院徽章的坩堝,這些都不是你選擇我們的理由。
在本學院,每個月都有一百名優秀的幸運兒進入霍格莫德和最暢銷小說作者,前霍格沃次黑魔法防禦課老師,勇敢營救哈利波特的戰士,最天才的巫師----吉德羅?洛哈特面對面暢飲黃油啤酒!
本學院與國家隊建立有長期合作關係,曾為國家隊(現在也仍然)輸送大量人才。想和克魯姆同台競技嗎?如果你想,如果你能,我們為你提供最新型號飛天掃帚(目前為特別版火弩箭)!
學費僅需1000金加隆(包含有全部函授書籍),如果有意向報名,請在門口掛上十條蠑螈的尾巴,我們將攜最好的杜松子酒前去拜訪。


做好學了不好使的心理準備即可。


我特意進去看了一下,註冊了帳號
然後...然後就收不到激活郵件了...
所以我先出門去買貓頭鷹了...


經我大中華魔法部國際交流司與英國魔法部溝通,現特向全社會發布如下聲明:
1:霍格沃茲魔法學校從未開設或者授權任何網路教育,請各位不要輕信
2:針對此條微博,英國魔法部已展開調查,兩國魔法部將緊密溝通,如有最新消息,將及時向社會公布
3:魔法部教育司再次嚴正聲明,任何巫師僅可通過國際魔法聯合理事會認證的魔法學院進行學習,認證名單請參閱魔法部第1993-06910號令,如擅自進入非認證學院學習,將不被魔法界承認所獲證書,亦無法在國際魔法聯合理事會及任何成員國的魔法部任職,及擔任傲羅,魔法學校教師等職業
請各位悉知
大中華魔法部
國際交流司
教育司
麻瓜事物司
聯合發布


你需要的只是一個閃電形傷疤或是一個帶有這個傷疤的朋友


做好在火車站撞牆的準備


別的還好,就是貓頭鷹不好養。


唉呀,題主不小心發到muggle知乎來了…wizard知乎網址要加9又4/3
唉,最近魔法部學muggle世界搞什麼互聯網,好多人都搞不清楚
噓!


有沒有人覺得坐飛天掃把屁股會很疼。。難道是我的姿勢不對??


你確定你不是麻瓜?


這個學校有辦學許可嗎?沒有?查封!


北京朝陽有正宗的霍格沃茲分校,不騙你

上課,買魔法器具和精油,花了有五萬,最後得了這個證書


像你這樣的麻瓜即使接入了網路也學不會!!!


首先你得會翻牆


把自己掐醒吧


作為一個連國王十字車站到沒去過的麻瓜,我準備先把英國簽證辦下來。


躺下,閉眼。


邪惡的食死人竟然想到用這招來引誘我大中華民族!麻瓜朋友們,不要被坑了!!!


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