怎樣用一句英文優雅地罵人？

12-17

最近上班和領導有些不愉快，心情特別不好，大學生剛畢業請大家理解我初出茅廬的心態，真的不開心快抑鬱了，無緣無故把我從別的崗位調到了他手下幫他接一些私活，拼縫我一個畢業生真的不想做這種事情好難過！

Your right brain has nothing left，and your left brain has nothing right.

十個例子：

1. People like you are the reason we have middle fingers.

2. Mirrors can』t talk, lucky for you, they can』t laugh either.

3. Two wrongs don"t make a right, take your parents as an example.

4. A woman"s composing is like a dog walking on its hind legs; It is not done well, but you"re surprised to find it done at all. - 貝多芬對於女性作曲家的偏見 .. Copying Beethoven 2006

5. I"m so fucking smart, that I make smart people feel like they are retarded. - FBI 特工 Eunice Bloom，The Boondock Saints II 2009

6. If I wanted to kill myself, I"d climb your ego and jump to your IQ.

7. I"m feeling so miserable without you; it』s almost like having you here.

8. You will never be the man your mother is.

9. If I toss a stick, will you go away?

10. No, no, I"m not insulting you; I"m describing you.

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* bonus，向英語老師大聲念：
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圖片來源：
https://www.cesarsway.com/dog-training/toys-and-play/6-steps-to-teaching-your-dog-to-fetch

I"m a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam.
——quotes from Kingsman

我是個天主教男妓，最近正忙著跟我在部隊墮胎診所里工作的黑人猶太男友滾床單。那麼，撒旦萬歲！祝你下午愉快，大媽。

再來一條更出名的
You Lower The IQ of The Whole Street!

you guys are too young, too simple and sometimes naive.

這種事情，有些人覺得礙事，有些人覺得是機會。

this is a big mistake（注意說big的時候一定要拔高嗓門，同時手指往上戳）

Oh，i m glad to see you are on the tree！

微博谷大白話里專門有那麼一篇文章講述如何用英語優雅撕逼

http://weibo.com/ttarticle/p/show?id=2309403936235520442265

圖樣圖森破，桑太拿衣服

圖自BBC《無人生還》語畢我暫停了視頻，對著屏幕鼓起了掌。

我覺得隨便罵人也不好，發泄一下就行。比如：I"m angry!

put up or shut up 你行你上不行別逼逼
put my socks in your mouth 閉嘴
dazzle me 看看你有多少斤兩
god knows 鬼知道
you get a foul mouth 你的嘴很賤

you lower the IQ of the whole street

值此佳節補一個20年前的檔。

Ezawa suwako was shaking hands with Kochiya Sanae under flashing spotlights, surrounded by a bunch of Tengu.

Himekaidou Hatate: Chairman Ezawa, are you pleased with Ms.Kochiya』s reappointment?

Ezawa Suwako: あーうー！(Cantonese)

HH: And Moriya Shrine supports her?

ES: Of course!

HH: Then why did you make it so hurry without referring to other candidates?

As Ezawa Suwako was taking her seat, she didn』t reply.

HH: Hakurei Shrine released a recent report, announcing that Yasaka Kanako will influence or interfere Yokai Mountain』s rule of law in some attempt. What』s your comment to this point?

ES: Never heard of that!

HH: This is what Yakumo Yukari said.

ES: So her words can be trusted just because she』s Yakumo? Beware you Tengu, never say it rains once wind blows. Judge by yourselves on receiving these messages, understand? If you pass on unconfirmed gossips, you』re like-you should be responsible too, shouldn』t you?

HH: But you』ve said 」support Ms.Kochiya」 at this early moment, somehow it』s gonna feel like-internal decision-like you CHOSE Ms.Kochiya.

Ezawa Suwko gaped and shut her mouth, as if unclear of Hatate』s question. Kawashiro Nitori sitting by her side explained to her. After she understood, Ezawa started to get annoyed and argued with front legs in the air.

ES: Wrong! There』s no other meaning! It still followed The Basic Law of The Mountain, the section about election-to select...

HH: But could you...

Ezawa Suwako rose from her position.(一轉攻勢)

ES: I can only tell you 「no comments」 when you just asked, if I wish. But was still worried that you got upset, then what』s the better plan?

HH: Well...

ES: My speech didn』t mean that I CHOSE her(pointing to seated Kochiya Sanae) to be the next. You asked if I support or not, and I said I do. I just made it clear and told you so.

HH: Chairman Ezawa...

ES: However you, you-I feel that you Tengu clan still needs to learn a thing or two (stalking forward, facing Tengu near the rope railing)-even if you』re acquaint with a set of Touhou theories, you』re still too young! Do you understand?!(Shaking front legs excitedly) I tell you, I』ve went through a hundred battles(loud voice) and seen so much!(Waving her flipper) Which part of Gensokyo have I not reached?! You』ve got to know, Syameimaru on another hill (praising with two thumbs up) is far much superior to every of you! Well, I had a favorable conversation with her. And the clan still needs to improve their level of knowledge. すわわ？(Cantonese) (Tengu laughing)

ES: &>Sigh&

HH: But Chairman Ezawa...well...

Ezawa went back to her seat.

HH: Can you just tell us why do you support Ms.Kochiya?

ES: (Turning back before reaching her seat with legs shaking) I』m sorry, today I talk to you as a sampai! I』m not a Tengu, but I』ve seen too much...I didn』t...(acting persuasive) It is a necessity to tell you a piece of life experience.(Kochiya Sanae laughing)

Ezawa Suwako went back to her seat, soon stood up and walked forward again.

ES: Just now I was thinking, every time I met you, I recalled-a Chinese slang saying 」Fold your voice and make a fortune」.

Male Tengu: What』s that word? A sentence...

ES: There』s no need to say it-which is ベスト！But seeing your passion so strong, I can』t let my words just slip. Therefore just now you should have...in the future, if there were a mistake in your news network, you were to be responsible!

寫給能看懂深意的人，還有100詞沒翻譯。以後補完。

You can run on for a long time,run on for a long time,run on for a long time！Sooner or later God"ll cut you down！

sun of beach
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what"s wrong with you?
你是不是有什麼疾病？