莫扎特真的是戀屎嗜嗎?

人們是因為莫扎特寫給他表妹的情書而這麼認為的


這個確實很毀三觀,但應該是真的(拋開後人所謂的當時的「社會背景」,僅以現在的眼光看)。首先,莫扎特寫過兩首卡農曲:

  1. K. 231/382c: Leck mich im Arsch,翻譯過來就是」舔我的屁股「。
  2. K. 233/382d: Leck mir den Arsch fein recht sch?n sauber,翻譯過來就是「又好又乾淨地舔我的屁股」。(但有人質疑這首曲子的真實作者另有其人。)

然後要知道一個英文單詞,scatology,意思是「熱衷於排泄物和排泄物的功能」或者「色情語言或文學,尤指色情地或幽默地描繪排泄物及其功能」。最後請看這裡:

Benjamin Simkin"s compilation list of scatological letters by Mozart to the following individuals:

  • his father, Leopold Mozart: twenty letters
  • his wife, Constanze Mozart: six letters
  • his cousin Maria Anna Thekla Mozart: six letters
  • his sister Maria Anna Mozart (Nannerl): four letters
  • his mother Anna Maria Mozart: one letter
  • his mother and sister jointly: one letter
  • his Salzburg friend Abbé Joseph Bullinger: one letter
  • his friend the choirmaster Anton Stoll, for whom he wrote Ave verum corpus: one letter

歌詞和信的具體內容就不貼了,網上可以找到英文版。只是小清新的鼻祖似乎有些難以抑制住分享自己嗜好的衝動。


幾年前的問題了啊……
但是看下來沒有看到滿意的答案,所以跑來說一下。
莫扎特才不是戀屎癖!我實在是不理解為什麼要過度放大一個人的行為,而且還沒有去了解此人是在什麼環境下作出的。
而拿莫扎特與戀屎癖說事,這就像你一次看見一個人吃芒果,就說這人喜歡吃芒果一樣。你不能能看見一次後就斷定他愛吃芒果,你可以去問他是否如此,或在後來又多次看到後作出判斷等等。
接下來闢謠:
在當時年代,與親近的人談及排便情況算是普通的,且莫扎特出身於薩爾斯堡,此地人說話的確比較粗俗。而該信(寫給他堂妹的)也是用那些東西(來比喻他愛開玩笑的堂妹和他的堂妹的信的。此信實際上非常長而且通篇都是調情胡扯開玩笑。背景嘛當時人也用這些言語表達親呢……
還看到有回答說那首《舔舔我的屁股》的,此曲也是為堂妹報仇或為了逗樂寫的。莫扎特本來就喜歡胡鬧,而且他後來有給爸爸寫信說後悔寫那麼下流的東西的。
原標題:Mozart - Leck mich im Arsch - Canon in B flat for 6 Voices, K. 231 - K. 382c。

b站上有:av1888790


我也真的是服了……
麻煩請分清「戀X嗜」和「喜歡用X這個詞開玩笑」的區別好嗎?請問莫扎特有迷戀粑粑愛玩愛看還是愛聞了嗎?
那美國人最愛用shit這個詞開各種dirty jokes,所以全美國人民都是戀屎嗜了吧大概……
那中國人愛用「cao」這個字,按您的邏輯,你是想造反嗎?

有這個閑工夫研究這種有的沒的,還不如多讀讀介紹莫扎特的書、看幾部講他的電影和聽幾首他的天才之作了呢。


吔屎啦,莫扎特!


你覺得小S整天大談屎尿屁, 她也是戀屎嗜嗎?

那麼多喜愛她的女生也都是戀屎嗜嗎?

喜歡談論屎和喜歡吃屎,二者有很大區別。

目前我沒有看到證據表明莫扎特是後者。


When Mozart wasn"t writing one of his 600 masterpieces he was writing letters to his female cousin, the contents of which were usually in a basic rhyme scheme and seriously screwed up. There are tons of snippets to choose from out there, but nothing quite sums up Mozart"s dirtiness as well as when he told his cousin that he wanted to "shit on her nose" and watch it "drip down her chin."
He would also send letters to his own mother, who thought it was great fun and would often write him back in the same vein. Much like the above letter and the one running down a shrimp"s back, this vein contained way more poop than you"d expect. One of his letters to his mom included the passage "Yesterday, though, we heard the king of farts/ It smelled as sweet as honey tarts/ While it wasn"t in the strongest of voice/ It still came on as a powerful noise." Another ended with "I now wish you goodnight, shit in your bed with all your might, sleep with peace on your mind and try to kiss your own behind. [...] Oh my ass burns like fire! What on earth is the meaning of this! ---- maybe muck wants to come out? yes, yes, muck..."


怎麼可能!!!
莫扎特一直都是個孩子,正因為是個孩子才對音樂那麼有感覺。
並且,平時我們撕*不經常說吃屎吧你,難道因為這樣也說我們是戀屎癖么?
無中生有的事情,無聊的人才有興趣觀察這個問題好么!!!


U really cannot expect what you"ll see in the nexi second because there"re just too many surprises here.————看到這個神問題在下的第一反應


因為莫扎特是食尾蛇轉世……食尾蛇是類似於燭龍一樣的神獸,法則的創造者。


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